# women gets pregnant by dead guy....

**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/women-gets-pregnant-by-dead-guy/219640
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [January 9, 2012, 2:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/women-gets-pregnant-by-dead-guy/219640 "2012-01-09T14:19:33Z")
**Posts on this page:** 14
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### Author: ![ImsloIkno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58956e/32.png) [@ImsloIkno](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ImsloIkno)
#### Post date: [January 9, 2012, 2:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/women-gets-pregnant-by-dead-guy/219640/1 "2012-01-09T14:19:33Z")

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must get lonely at a mortuary…

[http://www.deadseriousnews.com/?p=524](http://www.deadseriousnews.com/?p=524)

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### Author: ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)
#### Post date: [January 9, 2012, 2:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/women-gets-pregnant-by-dead-guy/219640/2 "2012-01-09T14:25:06Z")

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Ehhhhhh I’m doubting the source

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### Author: ![HotRodKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hotrodkid/32/7609_2.png) [@HotRodKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HotRodKid)
#### Post date: [January 9, 2012, 2:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/women-gets-pregnant-by-dead-guy/219640/3 "2012-01-09T14:28:51Z")

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snopes already covered this, its false. “dead serious news” is a shitty knockoff of the onion

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### Author: ![DegreE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/degree/32/6136_2.png) [@DegreE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DegreE)
#### Post date: [January 9, 2012, 3:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/women-gets-pregnant-by-dead-guy/219640/4 "2012-01-09T15:02:47Z")

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37 DICKS!

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### Author: ![cobalt300z](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/858c86/32.png) [@cobalt300z](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cobalt300z)
#### Post date: [January 9, 2012, 3:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/women-gets-pregnant-by-dead-guy/219640/5 "2012-01-09T15:33:38Z")

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You better not suck a dick while walking through the parking lot.

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### Author: ![supry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@supry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/supry)
#### Post date: [January 9, 2012, 5:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/women-gets-pregnant-by-dead-guy/219640/6 "2012-01-09T17:22:10Z")

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> [@cobalt300z](#):
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> You better not suck a dick while walking through the parking lot.

Hey, get back here!!

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### Author: ![Jeller](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/bc8723/32.png) [@Jeller](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jeller)
#### Post date: [January 9, 2012, 5:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/women-gets-pregnant-by-dead-guy/219640/7 "2012-01-09T17:22:50Z")

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> [@cobalt300z](#):
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> You better not suck a dick while walking through the parking lot.

LOL^

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### Author: ![ultradriver10000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ultradriver10000/32/7397_2.png) [@ultradriver10000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ultradriver10000)
#### Post date: [January 9, 2012, 6:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/women-gets-pregnant-by-dead-guy/219640/8 "2012-01-09T18:31:19Z")

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37 dicks? At once?

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### Author: ![ProgRocker](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/progrocker/32/5434_2.png) [@ProgRocker](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ProgRocker)
#### Post date: [January 9, 2012, 7:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/women-gets-pregnant-by-dead-guy/219640/9 "2012-01-09T19:15:44Z")

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::slrup slurp slurp slrup::

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### Author: ![Neon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f19dbf/32.png) [@Neon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Neon)
#### Post date: [January 10, 2012, 4:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/women-gets-pregnant-by-dead-guy/219640/10 "2012-01-10T04:40:21Z")

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You are definitely slow.

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### Author: ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)
#### Post date: [January 10, 2012, 6:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/women-gets-pregnant-by-dead-guy/219640/11 "2012-01-10T06:02:24Z")

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The first tip off it was fake probably should have been the fact that the picture is John Locke from Lost…

[https://www.google.com/search?q=john+locke+coffin&hl=en&safe=off&prmd=imvnso&source=lnms&tbm=isch&ei=xkQMT87zM-H30gHczIiCBg&sa=X&oi=mode\_link&ct=mode&cd=2&sqi=2&ved=0CAgQ\_AUoAQ&biw=1112&bih=797](https://www.google.com/search?q=john+locke+coffin&hl=en&safe=off&prmd=imvnso&source=lnms&tbm=isch&ei=xkQMT87zM-H30gHczIiCBg&sa=X&oi=mode_link&ct=mode&cd=2&sqi=2&ved=0CAgQ_AUoAQ&biw=1112&bih=797)

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### Author: ![91MR2](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/91mr2/32/7217_2.png) [@91MR2](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91MR2)
#### Post date: [January 10, 2012, 6:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/women-gets-pregnant-by-dead-guy/219640/12 "2012-01-10T06:12:03Z")

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You guys are destroying the lines of the movie…

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### Author: ![ultradriver10000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ultradriver10000/32/7397_2.png) [@ultradriver10000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ultradriver10000)
#### Post date: [January 10, 2012, 7:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/women-gets-pregnant-by-dead-guy/219640/13 "2012-01-10T07:00:14Z")

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37! My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!

In a row?

_ **we know what we mean lol** _

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### Author: ![cobalt300z](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/858c86/32.png) [@cobalt300z](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cobalt300z)
#### Post date: [January 10, 2012, 10:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/women-gets-pregnant-by-dead-guy/219640/14 "2012-01-10T10:28:29Z")

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The only thing I remember from that movie was that line and they played hockey on the roof
