# Women hear what they want to hear. **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [July 30, 2009, 1:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/women-hear-what-they-want-to-hear/245802 "2009-07-30T13:05:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![JClark](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jclark/32/6309_2.png) [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 6:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/women-hear-what-they-want-to-hear/245802/21 "2009-07-31T06:12:59Z")
> [@another Noob to the site..](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/another-noob-to-the-site/21068/9): > > but men were and they allowed this to happen. what they failed to put a stop to is why you are here posting and working outside the kitchen, rather than baking me pumpkin pie cheesecake and making me sammiches. :banghead It can only bother you if you let a shrew affect you. ---
**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 6:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/women-hear-what-they-want-to-hear/245802/22 "2009-07-31T06:18:08Z")
we all need to end women’s suffrage. ---
**Author:** ![Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mk4_30r_ban/32/6347_2.png) [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 6:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/women-hear-what-they-want-to-hear/245802/23 "2009-07-31T06:18:16Z")
> [@Hybrid Connection Snow Tire Sale](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hybrid-connection-snow-tire-sale/18815/70): > > It can only bother you if you let a shrew affect you. im bothered because she has yet to make said baked goods. i blame celtic1982citlec for allowing this to happen, he needs to really lay into her with a whip, or a maybe throw tridents at her like in olden times. or simply lock her in the kitchen until a bounty has been prepared for all of us to feast over ---
**Author:** ![Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mk4_30r_ban/32/6347_2.png) [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 6:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/women-hear-what-they-want-to-hear/245802/24 "2009-07-31T06:19:44Z")
> [@Do points from tickets in PA transfer to NY?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-points-from-tickets-in-pa-transfer-to-ny/21069/4): > > we all need to end women’s suffrage. little known fact : women can vote, but what isnt known is that the machines know if its a man or woman voting by scent recognition, and when it smells a female scent the vote is discarded immediatly, so not only are female votes not counted, but homosexuals votes are worthless as well. ---
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 6:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/women-hear-what-they-want-to-hear/245802/25 "2009-07-31T06:20:49Z")
Do you guys know why wedding dresses were originally made white and to this day remain white? Because men wanted the dishwasher to match the other appliances ---
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 6:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/women-hear-what-they-want-to-hear/245802/26 "2009-07-31T06:23:02Z")
> [@another Noob to the site..](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/another-noob-to-the-site/21068/9): > > but men were and they allowed this to happen. what they failed to put a stop to is why you are here posting and working outside the kitchen, rather than baking me pumpkin pie cheesecake and making me sammiches. :banghead Pumpkin pie cheesecake! Get back to me in November and you so have a deal. ---
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 6:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/women-hear-what-they-want-to-hear/245802/27 "2009-07-31T06:23:29Z")
> [@got out for a photoshoot finally... 56k GTFO](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/got-out-for-a-photoshoot-finally-56k-gtfo/21072/15): > > little known fact : women can vote, but what isnt known is that the machines know if its a man or woman voting by scent recognition, and when it smells a female scent the vote is discarded immediatly, so not only are female votes not counted, but homosexuals votes are worthless as well. Idk about this. I feel that homosexuals although disgusting and often annoyingly flamboyant are usually quite well educated and involved in local, state and national government. Since they want dick in butt equal rights the seem to be very well educated about the canidates running for any election. ---
**Author:** ![JClark](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jclark/32/6309_2.png) [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 6:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/women-hear-what-they-want-to-hear/245802/28 "2009-07-31T06:24:53Z")
But they’re going to vote for fruity liberal crap like Vlad’s “free” healthcare. Edit: Sorry! Sorry! Back to women bashing. ---
**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 6:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/women-hear-what-they-want-to-hear/245802/29 "2009-07-31T06:27:01Z")
What’s the first thing a woman does when she gets back from the battered women’s clinic? The god damned dishes if she knows what’s good for her. Why do women get married in white? So they match the kitchen appliances! Why is clinton gonna lose the election? Cause she is a woman Whats the difference between your wife and your dog? Walking the dog is relaxing. What is the difference between a battery and a woman? A battery has a positive side. What have you done wrong when you wife comes out of the kitchen and starts nagging you? made the chain too long. A man is driving along in his car when he suddenly gets pulled over by the police, the man pokes his head out of the window and says “what seems to be the problem officer?” the cop looks bluntly at him and says “are you aware that a woman fell out of your car about 2 minutes ago?” the man let out a sigh “thank fuck for that i thought i had gone deaf!” Why did the woman cross the road? Wait, better question, why is she out of the kitchen!? Why don’t women wear watches? There’s a clock on the stove. Why do women have short feet? So they can stand closer to the stove. Why dont women have a penis? So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink. Why don’t women need drivers licenses? There is no road between the bedroom and the kitchen. Why couldn’t Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman. How many men does it take to open a beer? -None, it should be opened when she brings it to you. /thread /life /nicole’s arguments. ---
**Author:** ![Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mk4_30r_ban/32/6347_2.png) [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 6:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/women-hear-what-they-want-to-hear/245802/30 "2009-07-31T06:27:42Z")
> [@JClark"](#): > > But they’re going to vote for fruity liberal crap like Vlad’s “free” healthcare. > > Edit: Sorry! Sorry! Back to women bashing. i has free health care for the rest of my life(however long that may be) nicole,guess what, the calendar has changed **it goes july, november, august, september, october, then december**. so get baking!@!!! :rofl ---
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 6:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/women-hear-what-they-want-to-hear/245802/31 "2009-07-31T06:27:59Z")
“What have you done wrong when you wife comes out of the kitchen and starts nagging you? made the chain too long.” There you go Brett! Someone else sees it your way! Oh, damn! November already!? I’ll go shopping immediately. ---
**Author:** ![Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mk4_30r_ban/32/6347_2.png) [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 6:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/women-hear-what-they-want-to-hear/245802/32 "2009-07-31T06:29:24Z")
kramer, although ive read that numerous times before, i always get a laugh out of it. ---
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 6:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/women-hear-what-they-want-to-hear/245802/33 "2009-07-31T06:30:25Z")
/my argument? I haven’t argued one point any of you boys made. I’m making a list of required baked goods actually. ---
**Author:** ![Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mk4_30r_ban/32/6347_2.png) [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 6:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/women-hear-what-they-want-to-hear/245802/34 "2009-07-31T06:30:55Z")
> [@Need IPOD INFO](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-ipod-info/21079/3): > > /my argument? > > I haven’t argued one point any of you boys made. > **I’m making a list of required baked goods actually**. eggcellent ---
**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 6:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/women-hear-what-they-want-to-hear/245802/35 "2009-07-31T06:31:02Z")
today was the first time i heard this one :lmao :lmao Why couldn’t Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman. oh by the way nicole, momma kramer’s baked goods\>\>\>mrs zajac’s baked goods\>\>\>\>\>\>yours. ---
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 6:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/women-hear-what-they-want-to-hear/245802/36 "2009-07-31T06:32:49Z")
You’ve never even had anything I made Ryan, how would you know? And I don’t know about your mommas baked goods, but I know CHUCK BETTER GET ME SOME DAMN BROWNIES! ---
**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 6:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/women-hear-what-they-want-to-hear/245802/37 "2009-07-31T06:34:10Z")
i can just tell by the goofy chipmunk in your avatar. ---
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 6:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/women-hear-what-they-want-to-hear/245802/38 "2009-07-31T06:35:12Z")
That is Scrat for your information! PFFFT! Goofy chipmunk indeed! YOU sir, are a goofy looking giraffe! ---
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 6:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/women-hear-what-they-want-to-hear/245802/39 "2009-07-31T06:36:29Z")
Shes going to pee in the baked goods ---
**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 6:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/women-hear-what-they-want-to-hear/245802/40 "2009-07-31T06:36:52Z")
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