# Women hear what they want to hear.

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/women-hear-what-they-want-to-hear/245802>\
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\
**Created:** [July 30, 2009, 1:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/women-hear-what-they-want-to-hear/245802 "2009-07-30T13:05:39Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 6:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/women-hear-what-they-want-to-hear/245802/41 "2009-07-31T06:38:11Z")

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> [@SRS BZNS"](#):
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> Shes going to pee in the baked goods

No way, I take pride in my baked goods.  
Plus I don’t hate any of you that much.

Well… :shifty

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**Author:** ![SlackJ94](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slackj94/32/6325_2.png) [@SlackJ94](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SlackJ94)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 6:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/women-hear-what-they-want-to-hear/245802/42 "2009-07-31T06:40:15Z")

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While you’re baking, make up some cookies and send them out to me in Buffalo. All the girls went off to med school so there is no one left to bake me yummy things.

🙂

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**Author:** ![Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mk4_30r_ban/32/6347_2.png) [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 6:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/women-hear-what-they-want-to-hear/245802/43 "2009-07-31T06:42:10Z")

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> [@Kittens? (NOW WITH PICS)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/kittens-now-with-pics/21078/8):
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> While you’re baking, make up some cookies and send them out to me in Buffalo. All the girls went off to med school so there is no one left to bake me yummy things.
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> 🙂

send them out? dont you mean DELIVER THEM?!?!?!:lol

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**Author:** ![SlackJ94](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slackj94/32/6325_2.png) [@SlackJ94](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SlackJ94)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 6:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/women-hear-what-they-want-to-hear/245802/44 "2009-07-31T06:42:55Z")

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> [@Kittens? (NOW WITH PICS)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/kittens-now-with-pics/21078/10):
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> send them out? dont you mean DELIVER THEM?!?!?!:lol

Oh right, my bad. Nicole, drive your ass out here when they are done. I expect them still warm when you get here.

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**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 6:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/women-hear-what-they-want-to-hear/245802/45 "2009-07-31T06:44:01Z")

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make her take public transportation as punishment for calling me a jungle animal

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**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 6:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/women-hear-what-they-want-to-hear/245802/46 "2009-07-31T06:44:08Z")

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I would pay for good quality baked goods. But i require a test sample shipped or delivered to my house and I am not cheap.

Will pay up to $30 for a good cake

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**Author:** ![SlackJ94](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slackj94/32/6325_2.png) [@SlackJ94](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SlackJ94)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 6:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/women-hear-what-they-want-to-hear/245802/47 "2009-07-31T06:47:09Z")

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> [@Snowmobile make over (2005 vector)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/snowmobile-make-over-2005-vector/21081/3):
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> make her take public transportation as punishment for calling me a jungle animal

No way they will still be warm. Amtrak manages to make a 4.5 hour trip a 7 hour one on a regular basis. I’ll make her sleep out in the rain though, just for you.

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**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 6:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/women-hear-what-they-want-to-hear/245802/48 "2009-07-31T06:48:44Z")

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> [@Snowmobile make over (2005 vector)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/snowmobile-make-over-2005-vector/21081/4):
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> No way they will still be warm. Amtrak manages to make a 4.5 hour trip a 7 hour one on a regular basis. I’ll make her sleep out in the rain though, just for you.

Although not ideal, I will accept those conditions. Good on-your-feet thinking.

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**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 6:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/women-hear-what-they-want-to-hear/245802/49 "2009-07-31T06:55:35Z")

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Ron - I will trade quality baked goods for my picture. :excited

Jake - I think Nick and I should come visit and I will bring cookie materials and bake them fresh for you on location.

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**Author:** ![SlackJ94](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slackj94/32/6325_2.png) [@SlackJ94](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SlackJ94)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 6:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/women-hear-what-they-want-to-hear/245802/50 "2009-07-31T06:59:01Z")

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> [@saddest pic you will see all day](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/saddest-pic-you-will-see-all-day/21075/7):
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> Jake - I think Nick and I should come visit and I will bring cookie materials and bake them fresh for you on location.

Sounds like a plan. Just bring your drinking shoes, I live a on a bar street. But, you still will need to sleep out in the rain for calling kramer a jungle animal.

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**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 7:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/women-hear-what-they-want-to-hear/245802/51 "2009-07-31T07:00:39Z")

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Actually, giraffes don’t live in the jungle.

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**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 7:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/women-hear-what-they-want-to-hear/245802/52 "2009-07-31T07:03:07Z")

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DO you really want to hang a picture of a naked possibly underaged girl that i had sex with after painting in your house?

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**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 7:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/women-hear-what-they-want-to-hear/245802/53 "2009-07-31T07:04:10Z")

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You’re supposed to make me my own picture, not donate one you’ve already made silly.

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**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 7:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/women-hear-what-they-want-to-hear/245802/54 "2009-07-31T07:28:17Z")

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I only paint girls i have had or will have sex with.

and pedobear

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**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 7:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/women-hear-what-they-want-to-hear/245802/55 "2009-07-31T07:30:59Z")

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That’s fine, I don’t want a painting of a girl.  
Make me some funky girly fun picture.

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**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 9:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/women-hear-what-they-want-to-hear/245802/56 "2009-07-31T09:30:24Z")

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> [@my new winter beater](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-new-winter-beater/21082/5):
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> That’s fine, I don’t want a painting of a girl.  
> Make me some funky girly fun picture.

here’s two. in full color.

![http://sliceofmit.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/dishwasher.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/2/b/2b9a358b9b3328b77de48e3754b8e1d33f609ffb.jpeg)

^some professional grade shit, the filet better be good.

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**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 9:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/women-hear-what-they-want-to-hear/245802/57 "2009-07-31T09:55:36Z")

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Ryan, you’re almost as annoying as Leo right now.

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**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 9:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/women-hear-what-they-want-to-hear/245802/58 "2009-07-31T09:57:39Z")

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oh shit thats bad

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**Author:** ![99FRC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/99frc/32/6335_2.png) [@99FRC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99FRC)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 2:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/women-hear-what-they-want-to-hear/245802/59 "2009-07-31T14:03:30Z")

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This is why Asian girls = awesome. They were brought up right, not like American girls who were given to much power.

My analogy was always, giving women the same rights as men is like giving a 1200WHP Supra to a 17 year old for his first car. It’s going to get ugly.

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**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 2:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/women-hear-what-they-want-to-hear/245802/60 "2009-07-31T14:04:41Z")

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So move somewhere in Asia then.  
In the mean time, get out of my thread.

:tongue

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