# Women, nicole stay out for your own good. **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [August 4, 2009, 4:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/women-nicole-stay-out-for-your-own-good/245868 "2009-08-04T04:45:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2009, 4:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/women-nicole-stay-out-for-your-own-good/245868/1 "2009-08-04T04:45:30Z")
so i am a firm believer that these damn things we call women have been given way to much power these days and think they can do whatever they want. what happen to giving her a quick 5 across the eyes and setting them stright? i think i was born in the wrong time period. when i want my dinner, i want it! now go make me a fucking pie. after ur done with that, my dick isnt going to suck itself. ---
**Author:** ![Boost\_Creep](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boost_creep/32/6366_2.png) [@Boost\_Creep](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boost_Creep)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2009, 5:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/women-nicole-stay-out-for-your-own-good/245868/2 "2009-08-04T05:10:41Z")
:rofl Nice post at 7:45am. ---
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2009, 5:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/women-nicole-stay-out-for-your-own-good/245868/3 "2009-08-04T05:37:33Z")
First it was rum cake, now it’s pie, what the hell! ---
**Author:** ![Shady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2009, 5:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/women-nicole-stay-out-for-your-own-good/245868/4 "2009-08-04T05:40:25Z")
AHAHA LOLING in real life… ---
**Author:** ![Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mk4_30r_ban/32/6347_2.png) [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2009, 5:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/women-nicole-stay-out-for-your-own-good/245868/5 "2009-08-04T05:42:27Z")
![http://listverse.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/wifebeater.jpg-tm.jpg?w=400&h=313](http://listverse.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/wifebeater.jpg-tm.jpg?w=400&h=313) ---
**Author:** ![Sully93vr4](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sully93vr4/32/6278_2.png) [@Sully93vr4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sully93vr4)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2009, 5:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/women-nicole-stay-out-for-your-own-good/245868/6 "2009-08-04T05:45:08Z")
^LMAO ---
**Author:** ![Allstar\_Graphics](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/allstar_graphics/32/6287_2.png) [@Allstar\_Graphics](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Allstar_Graphics)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2009, 6:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/women-nicole-stay-out-for-your-own-good/245868/7 "2009-08-04T06:08:18Z")
Nicole has bad reading comprehension . ---
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2009, 6:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/women-nicole-stay-out-for-your-own-good/245868/8 "2009-08-04T06:08:41Z")
Like I’m going to listen to anything E says. :tongue ---
**Author:** ![JClark](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jclark/32/6309_2.png) [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2009, 6:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/women-nicole-stay-out-for-your-own-good/245868/9 "2009-08-04T06:15:08Z")
> [@OFFICIAL Buffalo Sabres Thread](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-buffalo-sabres-thread/25170/1734): > > Like I’m going to listen to anything E says. :tongue And here we have the source of the problem. ---
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2009, 6:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/women-nicole-stay-out-for-your-own-good/245868/10 "2009-08-04T06:15:50Z")
I listen to you! I just never do what you say. :shifty ---
**Author:** ![Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mk4_30r_ban/32/6347_2.png) [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2009, 6:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/women-nicole-stay-out-for-your-own-good/245868/11 "2009-08-04T06:25:10Z")
> [@Nitrous Help](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nitrous-help/21215/5): > > I listen to you! I just never do what you say. :shifty and a quote from Jclark fits this as well > [@Victoria's Secret Fashion show @ 10 PM CBS](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/victorias-secret-fashion-show-10-pm-cbs/21219/2): > > And here we have the source of the problem. ---
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2009, 6:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/women-nicole-stay-out-for-your-own-good/245868/12 "2009-08-04T06:33:02Z")
It’s not my fault he’s always right. Sheesh. ---
**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2009, 6:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/women-nicole-stay-out-for-your-own-good/245868/13 "2009-08-04T06:34:16Z")
> [@Victoria's Secret Fashion show @ 10 PM CBS](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/victorias-secret-fashion-show-10-pm-cbs/21219/2): > > And here we have the source of the problem. WAPCE Women Are Pure Concentrated Evil /thread /life ---
**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2009, 6:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/women-nicole-stay-out-for-your-own-good/245868/14 "2009-08-04T06:37:56Z")
blood represents death or evil. these fucking things bleed once a month for 5-8 fucking days! you do the math. ---
**Author:** ![Allstar\_Graphics](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/allstar_graphics/32/6287_2.png) [@Allstar\_Graphics](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Allstar_Graphics)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2009, 6:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/women-nicole-stay-out-for-your-own-good/245868/15 "2009-08-04T06:42:21Z")
Thats what sex in the shower is for… Wtf, u sick fuck ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2009, 7:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/women-nicole-stay-out-for-your-own-good/245868/16 "2009-08-04T07:26:22Z")
> [@Victoria's Secret Fashion show @ 10 PM CBS](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/victorias-secret-fashion-show-10-pm-cbs/21219/6): > > Thats what sex in the shower is for… Wtf, u sick fuck Until you smash her head on the faucet and give her a concussion. :rofl Ask me how I know. :shifty ---
**Author:** ![crAppAchic0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/crappachic0/32/6306_2.png) [@crAppAchic0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/crAppAchic0)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2009, 7:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/women-nicole-stay-out-for-your-own-good/245868/17 "2009-08-04T07:45:59Z")
Ok, this has gotta go somewhere good- how do you know? ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2009, 7:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/women-nicole-stay-out-for-your-own-good/245868/18 "2009-08-04T07:51:54Z")
At Siena freshman year I lived in the dorms. In the one room there was a bathroom with a shower, so my (at the time) girlfriend and I were banging in the shower with my room mate sleeping in the other room. I must have thrusted too hard and her head rammed into the faucet on the top of the tub and she passed out :rofl ---
**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2009, 8:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/women-nicole-stay-out-for-your-own-good/245868/19 "2009-08-04T08:43:54Z")
did you fuck her while she was unconscious? ---
**Author:** ![psi2high](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psi2high/32/6320_2.png) [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2009, 8:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/women-nicole-stay-out-for-your-own-good/245868/20 "2009-08-04T08:48:26Z")
Of course he did [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/women-nicole-stay-out-for-your-own-good/245868.md?page=2)