# Words women use and what they really mean **URL:** \ **Category:** Canada Nissan Off Topic\ **Created:** [February 17, 2005, 3:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/words-women-use-and-what-they-really-mean/138378 "2005-02-17T15:09:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![silvia\_s13](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac8455/32.png) [@silvia\_s13](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/silvia_s13)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2005, 3:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/words-women-use-and-what-they-really-mean/138378/1 "2005-02-17T15:09:11Z")
Found this in my old emails. Thought it was a funny read: WORDS WOMEN USE: FINE This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use “fine” to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments. FIVE MINUTES This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it’s an even trade. NOTHING This means “something,” and you should be on your toes. “Nothing” isusually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. “Nothing” usually signifies an argument that will last “Five Minutes” and end with “Fine” GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows! ) This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over “Nothing” and will end with the word “Fine” GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows) This means “I give up” or “do what you want because I don’t care” You will get a “Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead” in just a few minutes, followed by “Nothing” and “Fine” and she will talk to you in about “Five Minutes” when she cools off. LOUD SIGH This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A “Loud Sigh” means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over “Nothing” SOFT SIGH Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. “Soft Sighs” mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content. THAT’S OKAY This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. “That’s Okay” means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. “That’s Okay” is often used with the word “Fine” and in conjunction with a “Raised Eyebrow.” GO AHEAD! At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble. PLEASE DO This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn’t get a “That’s Okay” THANKS A woman is thanking you. Do not faint! Just say you’re welcome. THANKS A LOT This is much different from “Thanks.” A woman will say, “Thanks A Lot” when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the “Loud Sigh.” Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the “Loud Sigh,” as she will only tell you “Nothing” ---
**Author:** ![RS13](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/46a35a/32.png) [@RS13](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RS13)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2005, 3:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/words-women-use-and-what-they-really-mean/138378/2 "2005-02-17T15:14:17Z")
> [@silvia\_s13](#): > > NOTHING > This means “something,” and you should be on your toes. “Nothing” isusually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. “Nothing” usually signifies an argument that will last “Five Minutes” and end with “Fine” this one is the common one. it connects the 3 worst in there ---
**Author:** ![PyreXXX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bbe5ce/32.png) [@PyreXXX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PyreXXX)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2005, 5:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/words-women-use-and-what-they-really-mean/138378/3 "2005-02-17T17:23:11Z")
What are girls again? I haven’t left my basement in awhile… 😃 Nothing is a deadly statement that every man should walk away from. Then she’ll likely get pissed off enough to tell you what she’s actually thinking - if you’re lucky. If not, you’ll wake up from your nap with a broken beer bottle in your anus. :anal :E ---
**Author:** ![SRBURG13](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9fc29f/32.png) [@SRBURG13](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRBURG13)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2005, 6:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/words-women-use-and-what-they-really-mean/138378/4 "2005-02-17T18:01:01Z")
[quote=“RS13”] > [@silvia\_s13](#): > > NOTHING > This means “something,” and you should be on your toes. “Nothing” isusually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. “Nothing” usually signifies an argument that will last “Five Minutes” and end with “Fine” this one is the common one. it connects the 3 worst in there[/quote] Ahhhh yes, the vast vast experience of the highschool student 😏🥷 ---
**Author:** ![RS13](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/46a35a/32.png) [@RS13](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RS13)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2005, 6:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/words-women-use-and-what-they-really-mean/138378/5 "2005-02-17T18:11:42Z")
> [@SRBURG13](#): > > [quote=RS13][quote=silvia\_s13] > > NOTHING > This means “something,” and you should be on your toes. “Nothing” isusually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. “Nothing” usually signifies an argument that will last “Five Minutes” and end with “Fine” this one is the common one. it connects the 3 worst in there[/quote] Ahhhh yes, the vast vast experience of the highschool student 😏🥷[/quote] hahahaha it been the same girl for the past 2 years if you must know this comes along at a good time cuz shes mad at me cuz i told here what a mess she is in my car i honestly find more garbage and dirt on her side eventho shes only in there for 1/10th of the time as me ---
**Author:** ![Nis240](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/a9a28c/32.png) [@Nis240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nis240)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2005, 6:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/words-women-use-and-what-they-really-mean/138378/6 "2005-02-17T18:26:57Z")
this comes along at a good time cuz shes mad at me cuz i told here what a mess she is in my car i honestly find more garbage and dirt on her side eventho shes only in there for 1/10th of the time as me[/quote] She messes up your car, people have died for less. Unless it a liquidy sorta mess… then you can give her a break. :E ---
**Author:** ![silvia\_s13](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac8455/32.png) [@silvia\_s13](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/silvia_s13)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2005, 6:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/words-women-use-and-what-they-really-mean/138378/7 "2005-02-17T18:28:12Z")
Like in the back of Scotts WRX… :E :drinkers: :butthead: ---
**Author:** ![Nis240](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/a9a28c/32.png) [@Nis240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nis240)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2005, 6:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/words-women-use-and-what-they-really-mean/138378/8 "2005-02-17T18:32:08Z")
> [@silvia\_s13](#): > > Like in the back of Scotts WRX… :E :drinkers: :butthead: Actually it wasnt a WRX. ---
**Author:** ![RS13](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/46a35a/32.png) [@RS13](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RS13)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2005, 7:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/words-women-use-and-what-they-really-mean/138378/9 "2005-02-17T19:08:30Z")
umm how about a whole slurpee on the seat and not even tellin me feet on the dash in muddy shoes and shit ---
**Author:** ![PyreXXX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bbe5ce/32.png) [@PyreXXX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PyreXXX)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2005, 7:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/words-women-use-and-what-they-really-mean/138378/10 "2005-02-17T19:15:48Z")
I’ll tell you what, if a chick ever put her feet up on the dash of any of my cars I’d be dropping her off. As long as the car was driving and I wasn’t in the same seat with her, that is. 👅 ---
**Author:** ![silvia\_s13](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac8455/32.png) [@silvia\_s13](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/silvia_s13)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2005, 12:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/words-women-use-and-what-they-really-mean/138378/11 "2005-02-18T00:11:01Z")
You speak the truth!! ---
**Author:** ![Nis240](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/a9a28c/32.png) [@Nis240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nis240)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2005, 12:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/words-women-use-and-what-they-really-mean/138378/12 "2005-02-18T00:20:56Z")
> [@RS13](#): > > umm how about a whole slurpee on the seat and not even tellin me > feet on the dash in muddy shoes and shit Holy Fuck i would be flyin off the hook. ---
**Author:** ![RS13](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/46a35a/32.png) [@RS13](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RS13)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2005, 7:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/words-women-use-and-what-they-really-mean/138378/13 "2005-02-18T07:30:10Z")
^^^^ um yea and 240’s are a little small for some 👅 ---
**Author:** ![Nis240](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/a9a28c/32.png) [@Nis240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nis240)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2005, 7:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/words-women-use-and-what-they-really-mean/138378/14 "2005-02-18T07:35:26Z")
> [@RS13](#): > > ^^^^ um yea > and 240’s are a little small for some 👅 No there not… 😃😃😃 ---
**Author:** ![phat240](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ce7236/32.png) [@phat240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/phat240)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2005, 7:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/words-women-use-and-what-they-really-mean/138378/15 "2005-02-18T07:42:39Z")
yes they are have u seen how big i am ?? ---
**Author:** ![DeathBy240](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/258eb7/32.png) [@DeathBy240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DeathBy240)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2005, 8:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/words-women-use-and-what-they-really-mean/138378/16 "2005-02-18T08:45:31Z")
Mine is big enough. We are still talking about cars right? :dizzy ---
**Author:** ![SRBURG13](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9fc29f/32.png) [@SRBURG13](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRBURG13)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2005, 10:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/words-women-use-and-what-they-really-mean/138378/17 "2005-02-18T10:28:50Z")
Heeeyyoooohhhh! Good one. lol. Yeah, me and some ladies have been pretty inovative in the ol’ S13 lol. I’m no short dude myself (no pun in tended) :whip :rofl ---
**Author:** ![PyreXXX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bbe5ce/32.png) [@PyreXXX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PyreXXX)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2005, 11:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/words-women-use-and-what-they-really-mean/138378/18 "2005-02-18T11:16:16Z")
Ehh, I might be low to the ground but that just means I corner better. Oh wait, we’re talking about height right? Oh crap…good thing I’m a eunich! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Zazam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Zazam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zazam)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2005, 12:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/words-women-use-and-what-they-really-mean/138378/19 "2005-02-18T12:03:41Z")
Does anyone else find this weird how we went from “Words women use and what they really mean” to “Words GUYS use and what they really mean” ? :not: ---
**Author:** ![DeathBy240](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/258eb7/32.png) [@DeathBy240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DeathBy240)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2005, 10:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/words-women-use-and-what-they-really-mean/138378/20 "2005-02-18T22:48:36Z")
> [@SRBURG13](#): > > Yeah, me and some ladies have been pretty inovative in the ol’ S13 lol. I’m no short dude myself (no pun in tended) :whip :rofl I hope you didnt have more than one lady in the car at a time. Now that would be a challenge. [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/words-women-use-and-what-they-really-mean/138378.md?page=2)