# work Bonus **URL:** \ **Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [December 11, 2004, 4:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/work-bonus/171014 "2004-12-11T16:01:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![oneslowbowtie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/d78d45/32.png) [@oneslowbowtie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/oneslowbowtie)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2004, 8:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/work-bonus/171014/21 "2004-12-13T08:30:44Z")
$60 gift certificate to Giant Eagle ---
**Author:** ![Pewter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pewter/32/5936_2.png) [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2004, 8:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/work-bonus/171014/22 "2004-12-13T08:35:32Z")
> [@oneslowbowtie](#): > > $60 gift certificate to Giant Eagle make me a dinner! :cuddle: 😋 ---
**Author:** ![Jeff95TA](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeff95ta/32/5935_2.png) [@Jeff95TA](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jeff95TA)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2004, 9:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/work-bonus/171014/23 "2004-12-13T09:00:00Z")
> [@whitey](#): > > just got an e-mail… they are going to give me a company car for my Christmas bonus!!! wooohooo > > wait this just in, they are going to pay for my cell phone too!!! yes i love this place That means you always have to make it to work, and they can call you day & night 7 days a week. 🆒 deal though. ---
**Author:** ![rookee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rookee/32/5972_2.png) [@rookee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rookee)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2004, 9:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/work-bonus/171014/24 "2004-12-13T09:02:56Z")
> [@slowcamaro](#): > > i got one lasy year ---
**Author:** ![whitey](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/whitey/32/5911_2.png) [@whitey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/whitey)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2004, 9:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/work-bonus/171014/25 "2004-12-13T09:08:37Z")
> [@Jeff95TA](#): > > That means you always have to make it to work, and they can call you day & night 7 days a week. > > 🆒 deal though. you missed the sarcasm, i have come to realize that i work for a company that could give a rats ass about their employees. I just kind of accept it now ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2004, 9:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/work-bonus/171014/26 "2004-12-13T09:26:40Z")
> [@whitey](#): > > you missed the sarcasm, i have come to realize that i work for a company that could give a rats ass about their employees. I just kind of accept it now hurry up and become a millionaire CEO, then hire me as personal security. You can pay me a shitload and we can do nothing but fuck hot bitches while flying in the company lear jet on our way to party in Acapulco. ---
**Author:** ![whitey](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/whitey/32/5911_2.png) [@whitey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/whitey)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2004, 11:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/work-bonus/171014/27 "2004-12-13T11:08:59Z")
> [@Darkstar](#): > > hurry up and become a millionaire CEO, then hire me as personal security. You can pay me a shitload and we can do nothing but fuck hot bitches while flying in the company lear jet on our way to party in Acapulco. well right now i am working on my second million… the first million was to hard to get so i gave up on that. ---
**Author:** ![fshowcars](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fshowcars/32/5937_2.png) [@fshowcars](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fshowcars)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2004, 11:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/work-bonus/171014/28 "2004-12-13T11:13:26Z")
> [@whitey](#): > > you missed the sarcasm, i have come to realize that i work for a company that could give a rats ass about their employees. I just kind of accept it now that’s who i used to work for… but they did give me 1k bonus for christmas… they also underpaid me about 10k… so it kinda worked out :hs: i’m hoping for bank this year… going to gran concourse for christmas dinner on wed and then in house party (bombay \> me) on thursday before teh pittspeed christmas party, i’m going to be KILLED… 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![OLDS\_ROCKETMAN](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/olds_rocketman/32/5942_2.png) [@OLDS\_ROCKETMAN](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OLDS_ROCKETMAN)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2004, 11:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/work-bonus/171014/29 "2004-12-13T11:14:30Z")
i get days off without pay. Merry fuckin Christmas! ---
**Author:** ![whitey](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/whitey/32/5911_2.png) [@whitey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/whitey)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2004, 11:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/work-bonus/171014/30 "2004-12-13T11:29:16Z")
> [@Cutty](#): > > i get days off without pay. Merry fuckin Christmas! hahah ---
**Author:** ![bobby311](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bobby311/32/5971_2.png) [@bobby311](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bobby311)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2004, 11:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/work-bonus/171014/31 "2004-12-13T11:56:36Z")
Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I’d like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey _beep_ he is! Hallelujah! Holy _beep_! Where’s the Tylenol? ---
**Author:** ![77rednecktruck](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/77rednecktruck/32/5966_2.png) [@77rednecktruck](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/77rednecktruck)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2004, 12:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/work-bonus/171014/32 "2004-12-13T12:12:50Z")
> [@bobby311](#): > > Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I’d like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey _beep_ he is! Hallelujah! Holy _beep_! Where’s the Tylenol? best christmas movie ever, period :D:D:D:D ---
**Author:** ![bobby311](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bobby311/32/5971_2.png) [@bobby311](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bobby311)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2004, 12:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/work-bonus/171014/33 "2004-12-13T12:14:02Z")
hell yes, i think i have seen it about 45times ---
**Author:** ![77rednecktruck](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/77rednecktruck/32/5966_2.png) [@77rednecktruck](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/77rednecktruck)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2004, 12:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/work-bonus/171014/34 "2004-12-13T12:16:28Z")
> [@bobby311](#): > > hell yes, i think i have seen it about 45times i’ve seen it that many times this year already. Cousin Eddie emptying the shitter is my favorite part ---
**Author:** ![oneslowbowtie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/d78d45/32.png) [@oneslowbowtie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/oneslowbowtie)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2004, 12:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/work-bonus/171014/35 "2004-12-13T12:20:32Z")
> [@77rednecktruck](#): > > i’ve seen it that many times this year already. > > Cousin Eddie emptying the shitter is my favorite part Your envious because his winabago has more pimp status than your Uncle Jessie truck ---
**Author:** ![77rednecktruck](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/77rednecktruck/32/5966_2.png) [@77rednecktruck](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/77rednecktruck)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2004, 12:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/work-bonus/171014/36 "2004-12-13T12:22:32Z")
> [@oneslowbowtie](#): > > Your envious because his winabago has more pimp status than your Uncle Jessie truck :bsflag: beat up ford trucks with recap tires\>\* 🤣 ---
**Author:** ![oneslowbowtie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/d78d45/32.png) [@oneslowbowtie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/oneslowbowtie)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2004, 12:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/work-bonus/171014/37 "2004-12-13T12:26:53Z")
> [@77rednecktruck](#): > > :bsflag: beat up ford trucks with recap tires\>\* > > 🤣 :bsflag: weezer 305 with bad brakes\>\* ---
**Author:** ![OLDS\_ROCKETMAN](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/olds_rocketman/32/5942_2.png) [@OLDS\_ROCKETMAN](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OLDS_ROCKETMAN)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2004, 12:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/work-bonus/171014/38 "2004-12-13T12:29:55Z")
recapped tires? 🤣 ---
**Author:** ![77rednecktruck](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/77rednecktruck/32/5966_2.png) [@77rednecktruck](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/77rednecktruck)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2004, 1:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/work-bonus/171014/39 "2004-12-13T13:03:22Z")
> [@Cutty](#): > > recapped tires? 🤣 😃 I :love: my recaps ---
**Author:** ![BETRAYED93](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BETRAYED93](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BETRAYED93)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2004, 1:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/work-bonus/171014/40 "2004-12-13T13:19:31Z")
all the shit i orderd over the yr get’s cleared… and im leaving for texas and i get paid for that… but i get paid salary… so no biggie… ::time to go order more parts::🙂 [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/work-bonus/171014.md?page=1) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/work-bonus/171014.md?page=3)