# worlds greatest news story... v ILC
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worlds-greatest-news-story-v-ilc/58449
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [November 19, 2008, 4:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worlds-greatest-news-story-v-ilc/58449 "2008-11-19T16:34:31Z")
**Posts on this page:** 11
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### Author:  [@AFhockey31](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AFhockey31)
#### Post date: [November 19, 2008, 4:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worlds-greatest-news-story-v-ilc/58449/1 "2008-11-19T16:34:31Z")
> **[Pasta jar penis man chased by police](http://metro.co.uk/2008/11/19/pasta-jar-penis-man-chased-by-police-157086/)**
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> A man has been fined after he was caught by police in his car with his penis in a pasta jar.
🙂
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### Author:  [@ILC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILC)
#### Post date: [November 19, 2008, 4:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worlds-greatest-news-story-v-ilc/58449/2 "2008-11-19T16:43:17Z")
I prefer mayo
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### Author:  [@AfXtc777](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AfXtc777)
#### Post date: [November 19, 2008, 4:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worlds-greatest-news-story-v-ilc/58449/3 "2008-11-19T16:45:56Z")
lol Dan you would…
when did ron take over your account?
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### Author:  [@ILC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILC)
#### Post date: [November 19, 2008, 4:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worlds-greatest-news-story-v-ilc/58449/4 "2008-11-19T16:50:29Z")
Can’t I love a car… Jeez…
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### Author:  [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)
#### Post date: [November 19, 2008, 5:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worlds-greatest-news-story-v-ilc/58449/5 "2008-11-19T17:26:13Z")
lawl
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### Author:  [@ryanmcell](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ryanmcell)
#### Post date: [November 19, 2008, 5:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worlds-greatest-news-story-v-ilc/58449/6 "2008-11-19T17:47:02Z")
hahahahaahahahaha at the jack russell terrier.
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### Author:  [@AFhockey31](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AFhockey31)
#### Post date: [November 19, 2008, 5:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worlds-greatest-news-story-v-ilc/58449/7 "2008-11-19T17:48:57Z")
> [@ryanmcell](#):
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> hahahahaahahahaha at the jack russell terrier.
it was that, and the continued to pleasure himself when getting pulled outa the car part that had me rolling
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### Author:  [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)
#### Post date: [November 19, 2008, 7:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worlds-greatest-news-story-v-ilc/58449/8 "2008-11-19T19:11:34Z")
Police found a number of items in the car, including pornography, a home-made sex aid, women’s stockings and a Jack Russell terrier
that fucking rules hahahaha
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### Author:  [@mechanicalmadness](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mechanicalmadness)
#### Post date: [November 20, 2008, 3:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worlds-greatest-news-story-v-ilc/58449/9 "2008-11-20T03:02:23Z")
Hashaha!!! The man continued to pleasure himself in between bouts of wrestling.
Priceless
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### Author:  [@theblue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/theblue)
#### Post date: [November 20, 2008, 9:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worlds-greatest-news-story-v-ilc/58449/10 "2008-11-20T09:20:46Z")
> [@ryanmcell](#):
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> hahahahaahahahaha at the jack russell terrier.
yeah, until then it was pretty normal lol…
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### Author:  [@ILC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILC)
#### Post date: [November 20, 2008, 9:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worlds-greatest-news-story-v-ilc/58449/11 "2008-11-20T09:22:41Z")
the picture caption is great too
> Pasta. Jar and penis not pictured