# Worst bumper stickers thread
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-bumper-stickers-thread/65025
**Category:** NYSpeed Automotive
**Created:** [March 24, 2009, 11:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-bumper-stickers-thread/65025 "2009-03-24T11:22:01Z")
**Posts on this page:** 19
**Page:** 2
### Author:  [@khoveraki](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/khoveraki)
#### Post date: [March 24, 2009, 11:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-bumper-stickers-thread/65025/21 "2009-03-24T23:00:36Z")
> [@llink78](#):
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> not really a sticker but the JESUS FISH!!!
oh god yes, ughhhh
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### Author:  [@Boomin99GT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boomin99GT)
#### Post date: [March 24, 2009, 11:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-bumper-stickers-thread/65025/22 "2009-03-24T23:04:47Z")
I saw one that said “In case of rapture, this car will be unmanned”.
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### Author:  [@Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Blue_Eyed_Devil)
#### Post date: [March 25, 2009, 5:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-bumper-stickers-thread/65025/23 "2009-03-25T05:12:01Z")
I saw one that said “I love Obama so much that I want to give him a rusty trombone”. Does Obama even play the trombone?:gotme:
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### Author:  [@Moruitelda](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Moruitelda)
#### Post date: [March 25, 2009, 5:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-bumper-stickers-thread/65025/24 "2009-03-25T05:19:40Z")
> [@Boomin99GT](#):
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> I saw one that said “In case of rapture, this car will be unmanned”.
I hate that. I’m sure they don’t appreciate the irony about what they’re saying, you know, because they ignore the parts of their religion that tell them not to be conceited douches.
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### Author:  [@LAFENGAS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LAFENGAS)
#### Post date: [March 25, 2009, 5:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-bumper-stickers-thread/65025/25 "2009-03-25T05:28:58Z")
> [@Boomin99GT](#):
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> I saw one that said “In case of rapture, this car will be unmanned”.
I have a bumper sticker that says: “Incase of RAPTOR, this car will be unmanned”
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### Author:  [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)
#### Post date: [March 25, 2009, 5:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-bumper-stickers-thread/65025/26 "2009-03-25T05:33:50Z")
^ lol… I see what you did there.
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### Author:  [@icantthink4155](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/icantthink4155)
#### Post date: [March 25, 2009, 5:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-bumper-stickers-thread/65025/27 "2009-03-25T05:36:03Z")
I saw one a few months back that said “Im only speeding because I really have to poop”
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### Author:  [@SoloIIscoob](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SoloIIscoob)
#### Post date: [March 25, 2009, 6:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-bumper-stickers-thread/65025/28 "2009-03-25T06:44:42Z")
my favorites:
“I’ll keep my freedom, guns and money and you can keep the change.”
“My wife can kick your wife’s ass. Shamokin Roller Derby”
“A weapon is only as smart as it’s user, spay and neuter your animals”
“Keep beeping, I’m reloading”
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### Author:  [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)
#### Post date: [March 25, 2009, 6:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-bumper-stickers-thread/65025/29 "2009-03-25T06:47:15Z")
> [@llink78](#):
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> not really a sticker but the JESUS FISH!!!
That and the Darwin fish. Yay.
> [@Boomin99GT](#):
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> I saw one that said “In case of rapture, this car will be unmanned”.
I’ve seen that one. Odd.
I saw one a while ago on a grand prix with a college age chick driving the car that said “If you’re going to ride my ass at least pull my hair.” :tup:
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### Author:  [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)
#### Post date: [March 25, 2009, 7:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-bumper-stickers-thread/65025/30 "2009-03-25T07:45:34Z")
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### Author:  [@93dx\_hatch](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/93dx_hatch)
#### Post date: [March 25, 2009, 9:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-bumper-stickers-thread/65025/31 "2009-03-25T09:08:35Z")
Not a bumper sticker but LOL
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### Author:  [@Moruitelda](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Moruitelda)
#### Post date: [March 25, 2009, 9:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-bumper-stickers-thread/65025/32 "2009-03-25T09:12:14Z")
> [@SoloIIscoob](#):
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> “Keep beeping, I’m reloading”
I hate that one. I’m only beeping because you’re driving like a retard.
> [@Fry](#):
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> That and the Darwin fish. Yay.
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> I’ve seen that one. Odd.
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> I saw one a while ago on a grand prix with a college age chick driving the car that said “If you’re going to ride my ass at least pull my hair.” :tup:
:highfive:
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### Author:  [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)
#### Post date: [March 25, 2009, 9:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-bumper-stickers-thread/65025/33 "2009-03-25T09:26:31Z")
> [@93dx--hatch](#):
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> Not a bumper sticker but LOL
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> 
I for one always look to a guy driving a 20 year old heap with a cardboard sign taped to the back when I want macroeconomic guidance.
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### Author:  [@Boomin99GT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boomin99GT)
#### Post date: [March 25, 2009, 11:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-bumper-stickers-thread/65025/34 "2009-03-25T11:40:12Z")
> [@Fry](#):
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> I for one always look to a guy driving a 20 year old heap with a cardboard sign taped to the back when I want macroeconomic guidance.
Who doesn’t?
Lafengas… well played.
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### Author:  [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)
#### Post date: [March 25, 2009, 12:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-bumper-stickers-thread/65025/35 "2009-03-25T12:04:08Z")
In case of rapper?
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### Author:  [@klug](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/klug)
#### Post date: [March 25, 2009, 6:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-bumper-stickers-thread/65025/36 "2009-03-25T18:48:49Z")
this is my favorite. “your honor student is my baby’s momma”
i saw this once on a minivan with a rainbow sticker on the back “suck mean people”.
bumper stickers are just another method for me to recognize people i never want to speak to.lol
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### Author:  [@double\_j](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/double_j)
#### Post date: [March 25, 2009, 9:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-bumper-stickers-thread/65025/37 "2009-03-25T21:42:58Z")
> [@airhead](#):
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> Seriously, I don’t know why it bothers me so much, but I still see these around. It’s 2009! Get rid of your Bush, Kerry, Hillary, and McCain bumper stickers already.
I am keeping my Nader sticker on my Beetle as long as I own the car.
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### Author:  [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)
#### Post date: [March 25, 2009, 10:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-bumper-stickers-thread/65025/38 "2009-03-25T22:19:18Z")
Anything to do with religion = the suck.
If I wanted to be preached to I’d go to church.
Kthxbye
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### Author:  [@9ONA3OOZX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/9ONA3OOZX)
#### Post date: [March 25, 2009, 10:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-bumper-stickers-thread/65025/39 "2009-03-25T22:45:40Z")
Saw a truck last winter that had some custom bumper sticker made that said “I’d rather be driving my 300ZX”…it made me uncomfortable back then, and now it just makes me depressed ☹
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