# Worst cars found on craigslist **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Automotive\ **Created:** [January 26, 2009, 8:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-cars-found-on-craigslist/241589 "2009-01-26T08:53:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![swaiknow](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/swaiknow/32/6359_2.png) [@swaiknow](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/swaiknow)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2010, 9:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-cars-found-on-craigslist/241589/181 "2010-04-19T09:04:22Z")
> [@Snakes on a... car?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/snakes-on-a-car/19823/54): > > :facepalm:facepalm:facepalm:facepalm [http://albany.craigslist.org/cto/1688443192.html](http://albany.craigslist.org/cto/1688443192.html) the sad part is…i work with that kid. he is a dishwasher at ruby tuesday in toga. he is getting fired this week…lol ---
**Author:** ![GATVILLE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gatville/32/6362_2.png) [@GATVILLE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GATVILLE)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2010, 9:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-cars-found-on-craigslist/241589/182 "2010-04-19T09:58:16Z")
> [@Ride for Roswell 2007 - June 23, 2007](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ride-for-roswell-2007-june-23-2007/27681/14): > > [http://semo.craigslist.org/cto/1672654758.html](http://semo.craigslist.org/cto/1672654758.html) > > 2002 Focus – good reliable first car - $2000 (Cape Girardeau) > > Looking for a first car for a teen? This car is absolutely brilliant. It’s got low mileage (68k), has been super reliable, and is excellent on gas. Since you’re likely paying for the gas, this will make things much cheaper on you. I average like 37MPG to a tank. And with such low mileage, it’ll work great for a long long time. > > But you wanna know the best reason to buy this car for your kid? > > It’s slow as shit. You don’t have to worry about speeding tickets or accidents in this baby. Your kid could have a 1 mile run and hit a brick wall not wearing a seatbelt and not be going fast enough to do shit. And there won’t be any sense in him getting some shitty ass fart can off of eBay – this car has the super slow SPI engine, no sense in trying to make it any faster. It’s a 4-door, so your kid won’t try to put gay ass Lambo doors on it. It is still possible to fit this with a body kit, but if you’d like, for an extra $200, I can stab him in the face if he does this. > > It’s a 5-speed, so your kid can’t talk on his cell phone while playing Gameboy and smoking pot – he’ll have to actually pay attention. It also means you won’t have to pay for an automatic transmission when your kid beats the hell out of it. It’s got a new clutch and new tires, so you’ll know if he does burnouts. After all, I’m sure YOU’RE the one paying for tires, right? It’s got an aftermarket head unit in it, so your kid won’t fuck it up when him and his buddies try to wire in a “phat ass system”. It’s already had the speakers replaced too, so he won’t have to tear the door cards on and then look like a retard when he can’t get them back on. It’s got manual windows too, so he can’t fuck up the window motors when he rolls one of his friends heads up in it as a joke. A new battery means when he leaves his headlights on, it won’t leave you totally stranded. > > But really though, one of the best parts is that, because it is a 4 door, it will be somewhat embarrassing for him to be seen in. I’m sure you get pissed at him from time to time. Hell, you’re probably mad at him for harassing you into buying him a first car. So get this one. It has no A/C, so you’ll know he’s suffering every time you get mad at him. Pretty satisfying. It’ll bring a smile to your face too, to know he’s rolling around looking like a faggot in a Ford Focus. > > So buy this car for your kid. You won’t regret it > > Contact: 573-334-4363 🤣rofl best. ad. ever. ---
**Author:** ![MX-5](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mx-5/32/6336_2.png) [@MX-5](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MX-5)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2010, 10:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-cars-found-on-craigslist/241589/183 "2010-04-19T10:02:24Z")
:lol flagged as best of craigslist ---
**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2010, 10:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-cars-found-on-craigslist/241589/184 "2010-04-19T10:05:15Z")
> [@The baby blue shark hood neon tried chasing me down...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-baby-blue-shark-hood-neon-tried-chasing-me-down/30686/165): > > the sad part is…i work with that kid. he is a dishwasher at ruby tuesday in toga. he is getting fired this week…lol ROFL so much win there. Title says $800, but his negotiation skills failed and he states “I will go as low as $600” ROFL, Maybe Ill call you and offer you $700 and we can dicker to $600. fucking retarded. Gives away his “Hookup inspection station” dumbass. Here is my GF phone number, so you can spam that or stalk/rape her. So wait, he can submit an ad on the internet, reply to an e-mail to post the ad,… but cant receive/send e-mail to potential customers??? Idiot No wonder he is being fired from washing dishes… I mean that’s a damn hard job to do, and apparently he doesnt have the brains to complete the task. ---
**Author:** ![20wrx09](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/20wrx09/32/6532_2.png) [@20wrx09](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/20wrx09)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2010, 10:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-cars-found-on-craigslist/241589/185 "2010-04-19T10:05:57Z")
at least he uses proper english, unlike 2/3 of the posters on craigslist. the focus ad that is ---
**Author:** ![20wrx09](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/20wrx09/32/6532_2.png) [@20wrx09](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/20wrx09)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2010, 10:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-cars-found-on-craigslist/241589/186 "2010-04-19T10:12:06Z")
[http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/cin/776572833.html](http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/cin/776572833.html) FS/FT 2001 A4 Avant 1.8Turbo 5 speed Quattro-Boss Machine-mad pics yo Date: 2008-07-30, 5:51PM EDT Tired of not getting any respect when merging into traffic with your prius? THIS IS YOUR CHANCE TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT Your Yuppie friends will love it because its an Audi Station Wagon, your Red Neck Cousins will love it because its boss as boss can be. No one will ever make fun of you for driving this car. its has under 175K miles WOW! Tired of getting 12mpg in your 4x4 truck? but too hard on vehicles to buy a new car? DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. I’ve taken all the stress of owning something nice out of the equation - run your car into anything you like and get 28MPG WHILE YOU DO IT\> can you imagine the LOOK ON YOUR BOSS’S FACE when you park this thing next to his new BMW in the company lot? Can you Imagine picking up dates in this thing?! (her mom will flip her \*\*\*\*e) get that bad boy draw without the criminal record, BUY MY CAR! You may think this is too good to be true, but its not - Call me - Come see the car. I LIVE IN THE UNITED STATES (I even live in cincinnati) you can come shake my hand if you want to. “but how are you selling your audi at the low low price of $1300?!” Thats a good question . . . you see, you can get this car without wheels, front bumper, roof rack, or speakers for $1300! THIS CAR IS GREAT FOR PARADES BUT YOU CAN EVEN BUY THE WHOLE CAR! for $2500obo Thats right - you can buy THIS CAR for only $2500 as its sits in that picture (taken like 4 min ago) Its so boss that the HD F350 behind is is TOO SCARED to park any closer. ![http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b201/lewisbp/My%20Car%20Stuff/DSCF1184.jpg](http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b201/lewisbp/My%20Car%20Stuff/DSCF1184.jpg) This car runs like a dream, has all the regular maintenance done on time and handles like nothing you will ever experience. Want that german driving feel without paying tens of thousands of dollars? BUY THIS CAR!\* ![http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b201/lewisbp/My%20Car%20Stuff/DSCF1141.jpg](http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b201/lewisbp/My%20Car%20Stuff/DSCF1141.jpg) CAR AS ITS SHOWN IN THE PICTURES (I’ll even leave the half used stick of old spice classic and the death metal tapes in the glove box) $2500 Car Sans Rack $2150 Car Sans Front Bumper $2350 Car Sans Stereo Add ons $2300 Car Sans Wheels $2000 Car Sans Wheels, Rack, Front Bumper, and Stereo Ad ons $1300!!! Come drive it. You put $5 in the tank and I’ll let you test drive it. You crash it you buy it. Shoot me an email or call me (srs) 334.707. no calls after ten PM or before ten AM -Ben \*no check engine lights were harmed in the making of this ad. likewise no check engine light is currently on in the aforementioned vehicle. audi/vw north america does not condone driving your car like a sissy and likewise is happy to see their cars put to heavy use…even though they do not condone or support any of the above message. many audi’s and vw’s were however harmed in the making of the “curshmobile” and rightly so. in closing this fantastic vehicle has been from coast to coast rocking the most and deserves a good home. ``` * This item has been posted by-owner. * Location: Clifton (cincinnati) * it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests ``` PostingID: 776572833 ---
**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2010, 12:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-cars-found-on-craigslist/241589/187 "2010-04-19T12:57:02Z")
[http://wantaddigest.com/dealer/classifiedads.asp?onlineid=AVFFS08&adid=A00012&headsub=2001%20JETTA%20WOLFsBERG&category=](http://wantaddigest.com/dealer/classifiedads.asp?onlineid=AVFFS08&adid=A00012&headsub=2001%20JETTA%20WOLFsBERG&category=) DOOOO WANNT ![http://www.wantaddigest.com/proofs/01_195061_396597.jpg](http://www.wantaddigest.com/proofs/01_195061_396597.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2010, 12:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-cars-found-on-craigslist/241589/188 "2010-04-19T12:57:47Z")
thats been posted already man lololol ---
**Author:** ![DFDrocks247365](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dfdrocks247365/32/24907_2.png) [@DFDrocks247365](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DFDrocks247365)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2010, 4:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-cars-found-on-craigslist/241589/189 "2010-04-19T16:23:51Z")
:rofl at gatvilles post!^ ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2010, 6:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-cars-found-on-craigslist/241589/190 "2010-04-19T18:56:02Z")
[http://albany.craigslist.org/pts/1700465705.html](http://albany.craigslist.org/pts/1700465705.html) ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2010, 7:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-cars-found-on-craigslist/241589/191 "2010-04-19T19:13:00Z")
[http://albany.craigslist.org/ctd/1699645497.html](http://albany.craigslist.org/ctd/1699645497.html) ---
**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2010, 8:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-cars-found-on-craigslist/241589/192 "2010-04-20T08:02:30Z")
> [@SOLD - 1990 Mazda 626 GT turbo hatchback](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sold-1990-mazda-626-gt-turbo-hatchback/30869/21): > > [http://albany.craigslist.org/ctd/1699645497.html](http://albany.craigslist.org/ctd/1699645497.html) ROFL metro mikes… that guy is somethng else. cool dude, has some kick ass bikes too. ---
**Author:** ![MX-5](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mx-5/32/6336_2.png) [@MX-5](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MX-5)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2010, 6:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-cars-found-on-craigslist/241589/193 "2010-04-21T06:37:16Z")
AFTERMARKET RIMS?!! those are stock rims and this motherfucker misspelled manual, what the FAWK [http://albany.craigslist.org/cto/1698176621.html](http://albany.craigslist.org/cto/1698176621.html) **1994 camaro v6 manuel obo trades considered - $2000 (ravena ny)** Date: 2010-04-18, 2:22PM EDT Reply to: [sale-5zu4e-1698176621@craigslist.org](mailto:sale-5zu4e-1698176621@craigslist.org?subject=1994%20camaro%20v6%20manuel%20obo%20trades%20considered%20-%20%242000%20%28ravena%20ny%29&body=%0A%0Ahttp%3A%2F%2Falbany.craigslist.org%2Fcto%2F1698176621.html%0A) [[Errors when replying to ads?](http://www.craigslist.org/about/help/replying_to_posts)] v6, aftermarket rims, tires, tail lights, radio, custom paint, new stearing pump and iroc stearing system, manuel 5 speed (call/txt 518-461-2784 or call 518-756-3272 or email [bddon40@aol.com](mailto:bddon40@aol.com) for more info) trades considered - Location: ravena ny - it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests ![http://images.craigslist.org/3kf3m93o45O25W45X2a4id9ab8a82c807161c.jpg](http://images.craigslist.org/3kf3m93o45O25W45X2a4id9ab8a82c807161c.jpg) ![http://images.craigslist.org/3m23o83lc5T05W25U4a4i74a2ae546f8018b2.jpg](http://images.craigslist.org/3m23o83lc5T05W25U4a4i74a2ae546f8018b2.jpg) ![http://images.craigslist.org/3n13k53m05O15V65R3a4i14e8754e593c1132.jpg](http://images.craigslist.org/3n13k53m05O15V65R3a4i14e8754e593c1132.jpg) ![http://images.craigslist.org/3k93ma3pd5O25W05U3a4i07fe88b55ec31354.jpg](http://images.craigslist.org/3k93ma3pd5O25W05U3a4i07fe88b55ec31354.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2010, 9:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-cars-found-on-craigslist/241589/194 "2010-04-21T09:45:43Z")
stearing & manuel awesome ---
**Author:** ![h0twh3els](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/h0twh3els/32/6615_2.png) [@h0twh3els](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/h0twh3els)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2010, 9:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-cars-found-on-craigslist/241589/195 "2010-04-21T21:02:55Z")
Uhh… That looks like an auto shifter? ---
**Author:** ![mcflurry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mcflurry/32/6468_2.png) [@mcflurry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mcflurry)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2010, 1:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-cars-found-on-craigslist/241589/196 "2010-04-22T01:15:02Z")
> [@Am I a moron if I do this \*Finacial Guys Get in Here\*](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/am-i-a-moron-if-i-do-this-finacial-guys-get-in-here/31275/22): > > Uhh… That looks like an auto shifter? hurst t-handle…had one in my old s-10 that was a 5-speed ---
**Author:** ![mcflurry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mcflurry/32/6468_2.png) [@mcflurry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mcflurry)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2010, 1:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-cars-found-on-craigslist/241589/197 "2010-04-22T01:16:36Z")
> [@Skate & Shoot: Nike Base](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/skate-shoot-nike-base/23132/15): > > [http://albany.craigslist.org/cto/1412067351.html](http://albany.craigslist.org/cto/1412067351.html) > > **Custom 99 Plymouth Neon - 65k SOHC 2.0L - $3000 (Albany/Colonie)** > > Date: 2009-10-08, 11:44AM EDT > Reply to: [sale-uj6dd-1412067351@craigslist.org](mailto:sale-uj6dd-1412067351@craigslist.org) [[Errors when replying to ads?](http://www.craigslist.org/about/help/replying_to_posts)] > > Im selling my Project car which is a 1999 Plymouth Neon. The car is customized with full molded blackwidow fiberglass bodykit, shaved handles, R32 skyline taillight conversion, new 17" adr wheels with brand new tires that have never hit the pavement, custom Srt4 exhaust, carbonfiber hood, dual projector headlights, lambo door hinges, plus many more aftermarket items. Vehicle is in primer and needs some minor work. Engine runs perfect only 65k on motor. I had a child so dont have time to finish, have pics of car before paint and body work and can supply photos of car as is. Serious Inquires only, will not part out! worth more then asking, 3000.00 or B/O. Email me. saw this dumper at the lot a few weeks ago. it’s now blue ---
**Author:** ![GATVILLE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gatville/32/6362_2.png) [@GATVILLE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GATVILLE)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2010, 6:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-cars-found-on-craigslist/241589/198 "2010-04-23T06:59:39Z")
lmao, WTF! **ASPERGELIOUS IS BACK I SAID SEE MIKE - $10000 (ALBANY)** Date: 2010-04-23, 7:54AM EDT Reply to: [sale-7fnbm-1705941688@craigslist.org](mailto:sale-7fnbm-1705941688@craigslist.org) [[Errors when replying to ads?](http://www.craigslist.org/about/help/replying_to_posts)] MOTHER FUCKER IM SELLIN THIS MOTHER FUCKER I HAVE TO GO BACK TO THE JOINT ! MIKE AND KEVIN SOLD ME THIS MOTHER FUCKER AND THEY HAD THE LEPPER QUEEN PUT TIRE JELLY ON THIS BITCH SO I NEEDS TO SELL THIS I HAVE IT WITH THOSE 2 MOTHER FUCKERS YOU TELL THEM WHERE IS ASPERGELIOUS RIDE I WANT TO BUY THAT MOTHER FUKER MY SHIT IS LOADED AND HAS A LOT OF SHIT SO IF YOU WANT A CAR WITH ALOT OF SHIT BUY MY SHIT ASPERGELIOUS JONE BITCH !! NOW BUY MY SHIT!!! - Location: ALBANY - it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests ![http://images.craigslist.org/3ne3md3p55O55Q05W2a4n44c08e223b801d45.jpg](http://images.craigslist.org/3ne3md3p55O55Q05W2a4n44c08e223b801d45.jpg) ![http://images.craigslist.org/3nc3p73lc5U05X25S6a4n97708c969df21bb1.jpg](http://images.craigslist.org/3nc3p73lc5U05X25S6a4n97708c969df21bb1.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![LKSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lksi/32/6316_2.png) [@LKSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LKSi)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2010, 7:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-cars-found-on-craigslist/241589/199 "2010-04-23T07:00:37Z")
laughed the whole time while reading that. Also, saw your car at HVCC today. ---
**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2010, 7:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-cars-found-on-craigslist/241589/200 "2010-04-23T07:09:48Z")
> [@The baby blue shark hood neon tried chasing me down...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-baby-blue-shark-hood-neon-tried-chasing-me-down/30686/733): > > lmao, WTF! > > **ASPERGELIOUS IS BACK I SAID SEE MIKE - $10000 (ALBANY)** > > Date: 2010-04-23, 7:54AM EDT > Reply to: [sale-7fnbm-1705941688@craigslist.org](mailto:sale-7fnbm-1705941688@craigslist.org) [[Errors when replying to ads?](http://www.craigslist.org/about/help/replying_to_posts)] > > MOTHER FUCKER IM SELLIN THIS MOTHER FUCKER I HAVE TO GO BACK TO THE JOINT ! MIKE AND KEVIN SOLD ME THIS MOTHER FUCKER AND THEY HAD THE LEPPER QUEEN PUT TIRE JELLY ON THIS BITCH SO I NEEDS TO SELL THIS I HAVE IT WITH THOSE 2 MOTHER FUCKERS YOU TELL THEM WHERE IS ASPERGELIOUS RIDE I WANT TO BUY THAT MOTHER FUKER MY SHIT IS LOADED AND HAS A LOT OF SHIT SO IF YOU WANT A CAR WITH ALOT OF SHIT BUY MY SHIT ASPERGELIOUS JONE BITCH !! NOW BUY MY SHIT!!! > > - Location: ALBANY > - it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests i’m crying right now 🤣rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-cars-found-on-craigslist/241589.md?page=9) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-cars-found-on-craigslist/241589.md?page=11)