# Worst cars found on craigslist **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Automotive\ **Created:** [January 26, 2009, 8:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-cars-found-on-craigslist/241589 "2009-01-26T08:53:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![20wrx09](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/20wrx09/32/6532_2.png) [@20wrx09](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/20wrx09)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2010, 8:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-cars-found-on-craigslist/241589/161 "2010-04-08T20:50:58Z")
this guy seriously has a tv where his airbag should be:facepalm and how does that pass inspection? ---
**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2010, 7:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-cars-found-on-craigslist/241589/162 "2010-04-09T07:07:00Z")
> [@WNY Autox Event 5 6/17 - Batavia](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wny-autox-event-5-6-17-batavia/30814/5): > > this guy seriously has a tv where his airbag should be:facepalm > and how does that pass inspection? Airbags arnt needed for inspection. ---
**Author:** ![20wrx09](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/20wrx09/32/6532_2.png) [@20wrx09](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/20wrx09)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2010, 7:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-cars-found-on-craigslist/241589/163 "2010-04-09T07:21:08Z")
> [@TW: 00 Katana](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tw-00-katana/30778/4): > > Airbags arnt needed for inspection. really…hmm didnt know that. but still thats stupid to put a tv there ---
**Author:** ![ninety1two40](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ninety1two40/32/6332_2.png) [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2010, 7:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-cars-found-on-craigslist/241589/164 "2010-04-09T07:23:46Z")
lol its like one of those TV/DVD players mounted right on the air bag hahaha ---
**Author:** ![aldog1330](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/aldog1330/32/6517_2.png) [@aldog1330](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/aldog1330)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2010, 7:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-cars-found-on-craigslist/241589/165 "2010-04-09T07:29:20Z")
Hrm because staring at the tv mounted on your steering wheel is more important than paying attention to where the fuck you are driving. ---
**Author:** ![JRubino](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jrubino/32/6285_2.png) [@JRubino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JRubino)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2010, 7:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-cars-found-on-craigslist/241589/166 "2010-04-09T07:45:13Z")
Looks like a Smurf took a shit and smeared it all over his interior with all that blue going on. ---
**Author:** ![ReDevil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redevil/32/6385_2.png) [@ReDevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ReDevil)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2010, 10:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-cars-found-on-craigslist/241589/167 "2010-04-09T10:08:11Z")
> [@some ?\`s about porsche 944](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/some-s-about-porsche-944/30819/7): > > oh god, corinth is the land of dumpy cars Funny I was thinking the same thing. Wasnt there a gem of a black cavy for sale from there too? ---
**Author:** ![GATVILLE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gatville/32/6362_2.png) [@GATVILLE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GATVILLE)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2010, 12:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-cars-found-on-craigslist/241589/168 "2010-04-09T12:19:22Z")
> [@Need some of NYSpeeds's artistic/cognitive/aesthetic power... v.Lotus Rear Panel](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-some-of-nyspeedss-artistic-cognitive-aesthetic-power-v-lotus-rear-panel/30829/19): > > Funny I was thinking the same thing. Wasnt there a gem of a black cavy for sale from there too? i posted a pos regal a few pages back too ---
**Author:** ![OsoiNA6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/osoina6/32/6301_2.png) [@OsoiNA6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OsoiNA6)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2010, 8:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-cars-found-on-craigslist/241589/169 "2010-04-09T20:53:09Z")
> [@FS: 100% Plastic Playing Cards \*\*Lowered Price\*\*](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-100-plastic-playing-cards-lowered-price/30781/13): > > Looks like a Smurf took a shit and smeared it all over his interior with all that blue going on. Hhahahhahahha :lol ---
**Author:** ![GATVILLE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gatville/32/6362_2.png) [@GATVILLE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GATVILLE)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2010, 10:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-cars-found-on-craigslist/241589/170 "2010-04-12T10:00:45Z")
:facepalm:facepalm:facepalm:facepalm [http://albany.craigslist.org/cto/1688443192.html](http://albany.craigslist.org/cto/1688443192.html) ---
**Author:** ![ninety1two40](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ninety1two40/32/6332_2.png) [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2010, 10:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-cars-found-on-craigslist/241589/171 "2010-04-12T10:06:08Z")
^ Flagged that post. Guy is retarded. ---
**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2010, 11:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-cars-found-on-craigslist/241589/172 "2010-04-12T11:47:43Z")
Why do people post “I’m asking 800 but the lowest I’ll go is $600”??? Who in their right mind would pay a penny over $600 in that case?? ---
**Author:** ![GATVILLE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gatville/32/6362_2.png) [@GATVILLE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GATVILLE)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2010, 11:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-cars-found-on-craigslist/241589/173 "2010-04-12T11:52:16Z")
engine is worth 1500 lmao, i sold 2 of them for $50 ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2010, 6:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-cars-found-on-craigslist/241589/174 "2010-04-12T18:45:46Z")
> [@Snakes on a... car?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/snakes-on-a-car/19823/54): > > :facepalm:facepalm:facepalm:facepalm [http://albany.craigslist.org/cto/1688443192.html](http://albany.craigslist.org/cto/1688443192.html) I like how he said that it will pass inspection at one place. > [@any runners?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/any-runners/15767/98): > > Why do people post “I’m asking 800 but the lowest I’ll go is $600”??? Who in their right mind would pay a penny over $600 in that case?? and then theres the people who list a car and then say in the ad if it doesnt sell Im scrapping it tomorrow. Like anybody would give them $500 or whatever theyre asking when theyre gonna junk it for $150 the next day. ---
**Author:** ![GATVILLE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gatville/32/6362_2.png) [@GATVILLE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GATVILLE)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2010, 11:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-cars-found-on-craigslist/241589/175 "2010-04-15T11:32:58Z")
i can only imagine what ethnicity this guy is, fuck, how dumb can you be… [http://raleigh.craigslist.org/cto/1684799158.html](http://raleigh.craigslist.org/cto/1684799158.html) ---
**Author:** ![JRubino](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jrubino/32/6285_2.png) [@JRubino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JRubino)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2010, 1:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-cars-found-on-craigslist/241589/176 "2010-04-16T13:20:58Z")
> [@Cranky and disgruntled new guy](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cranky-and-disgruntled-new-guy/30967/17): > > i can only imagine what ethnicity this guy is, fuck, how dumb can you be… > > [http://raleigh.craigslist.org/cto/1684799158.html](http://raleigh.craigslist.org/cto/1684799158.html) Read the first 4 words of that and then my head started to hurt. ---
**Author:** ![MX-5](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mx-5/32/6336_2.png) [@MX-5](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MX-5)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2010, 2:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-cars-found-on-craigslist/241589/177 "2010-04-16T14:28:38Z")
:lol quoted for when it gets taken down **OLDS CUTLASS PARTS (ANYWHERE)** Date: 2010-04-09, 8:36PM EDT Reply to: [sale-qem9p-1684799158@craigslist.org](mailto:sale-qem9p-1684799158@craigslist.org?subject=OLDS%20CUTLASS%20PARTS%20%28ANYWHERE%29&body=%0A%0Ahttp%3A%2F%2Fraleigh.craigslist.org%2Fcto%2F1684799158.html%0A) [[Errors when replying to ads?](http://www.craigslist.org/about/help/replying_to_posts)] I gots a 97’ V -6 dats needs a air-conditioning pump-me up.O’h ya an dan da ole’lady toldded me the damn thing needed aaaaaaaaaaa I can’t member what it waas. OH,yeah,no w I knowed what it was,a,damn multi-directional swith thing. HEP ME’pleeeeeeeeeeeze - Location: ANYWHERE - it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests ---
**Author:** ![slwrthnu](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slwrthnu/32/6296_2.png) [@slwrthnu](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slwrthnu)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2010, 3:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-cars-found-on-craigslist/241589/178 "2010-04-16T15:38:49Z")
> [@Snakes on a... car?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/snakes-on-a-car/19823/54): > > :facepalm:facepalm:facepalm:facepalm [http://albany.craigslist.org/cto/1688443192.html](http://albany.craigslist.org/cto/1688443192.html) who the hell is paying 1500 for a ka motor these days… ---
**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2010, 8:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-cars-found-on-craigslist/241589/179 "2010-04-19T08:39:49Z")
[http://semo.craigslist.org/cto/1672654758.html](http://semo.craigslist.org/cto/1672654758.html) 2002 Focus – good reliable first car - $2000 (Cape Girardeau) Looking for a first car for a teen? This car is absolutely brilliant. It’s got low mileage (68k), has been super reliable, and is excellent on gas. Since you’re likely paying for the gas, this will make things much cheaper on you. I average like 37MPG to a tank. And with such low mileage, it’ll work great for a long long time. But you wanna know the best reason to buy this car for your kid? It’s slow as shit. You don’t have to worry about speeding tickets or accidents in this baby. Your kid could have a 1 mile run and hit a brick wall not wearing a seatbelt and not be going fast enough to do shit. And there won’t be any sense in him getting some shitty ass fart can off of eBay – this car has the super slow SPI engine, no sense in trying to make it any faster. It’s a 4-door, so your kid won’t try to put gay ass Lambo doors on it. It is still possible to fit this with a body kit, but if you’d like, for an extra $200, I can stab him in the face if he does this. It’s a 5-speed, so your kid can’t talk on his cell phone while playing Gameboy and smoking pot – he’ll have to actually pay attention. It also means you won’t have to pay for an automatic transmission when your kid beats the hell out of it. It’s got a new clutch and new tires, so you’ll know if he does burnouts. After all, I’m sure YOU’RE the one paying for tires, right? It’s got an aftermarket head unit in it, so your kid won’t fuck it up when him and his buddies try to wire in a “phat ass system”. It’s already had the speakers replaced too, so he won’t have to tear the door cards on and then look like a retard when he can’t get them back on. It’s got manual windows too, so he can’t fuck up the window motors when he rolls one of his friends heads up in it as a joke. A new battery means when he leaves his headlights on, it won’t leave you totally stranded. But really though, one of the best parts is that, because it is a 4 door, it will be somewhat embarrassing for him to be seen in. I’m sure you get pissed at him from time to time. Hell, you’re probably mad at him for harassing you into buying him a first car. So get this one. It has no A/C, so you’ll know he’s suffering every time you get mad at him. Pretty satisfying. It’ll bring a smile to your face too, to know he’s rolling around looking like a faggot in a Ford Focus. So buy this car for your kid. You won’t regret it Contact: 573-334-4363 ---
**Author:** ![Norwood](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Norwood](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Norwood)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2010, 9:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-cars-found-on-craigslist/241589/180 "2010-04-19T09:01:41Z")
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