# Worst corporate policy ever. **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [May 21, 2009, 8:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-corporate-policy-ever/68111 "2009-05-21T08:17:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blue_eyed_devil/32/7292_2.png) [@Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Blue_Eyed_Devil)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2009, 12:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-corporate-policy-ever/68111/41 "2009-05-21T12:17:54Z")
Be covert and use one of your desk drawers. lol ---
**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2009, 12:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-corporate-policy-ever/68111/42 "2009-05-21T12:19:41Z")
[quote=“drvnkd,post:40,topic:68111"”] If you guys keep trading penis pics, is that cheating? [/quote] only if you push back. ---
**Author:** ![Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blue_eyed_devil/32/7292_2.png) [@Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Blue_Eyed_Devil)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2009, 12:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-corporate-policy-ever/68111/43 "2009-05-21T12:23:01Z")
Here is another idea, get THE LOUDEST paper shredder on the market and shred paper all day. ---
**Author:** ![RedGoober4Life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redgoober4life/32/7610_2.png) [@RedGoober4Life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedGoober4Life)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2009, 12:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-corporate-policy-ever/68111/44 "2009-05-21T12:29:06Z")
buy everyone one of these: [http://www.treehugger.com/files/2009/05/gotwind-and-orange-launch-human-powered-mobile-phone-charger.php](http://www.treehugger.com/files/2009/05/gotwind-and-orange-launch-human-powered-mobile-phone-charger.php) :roflpicard: ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2009, 1:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-corporate-policy-ever/68111/45 "2009-05-21T13:11:37Z")
> [@Geehee](#): > > he’s got an 8830 I loaned him. I should have filled it with penis pics. No camera on it, otherwise I’d show you just how rediculous this thing is. It even comes with a lid. ---
**Author:** ![Geoff](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geoff/32/6104_2.png) [@Geoff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geoff)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2009, 1:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-corporate-policy-ever/68111/46 "2009-05-21T13:18:03Z")
> [@Fry](#): > > No camera on it, otherwise I’d show you just how rediculous this thing is. It even comes with a lid. you want a better pic? ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2009, 1:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-corporate-policy-ever/68111/47 "2009-05-21T13:21:53Z")
Sure lets show the people the kind of crazy world we work in. ---
**Author:** ![Geoff](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geoff/32/6104_2.png) [@Geoff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geoff)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2009, 1:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-corporate-policy-ever/68111/48 "2009-05-21T13:25:42Z")
shit, I think this recycles… now I’m going to have to dig it out of my trash bin ---
**Author:** ![drvnkd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/drvnkd/32/109615_2.png) [@drvnkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/drvnkd)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2009, 1:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-corporate-policy-ever/68111/49 "2009-05-21T13:26:21Z")
Photohunt for random workplace trash cans?? ---
**Author:** ![fbrendan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d26b3c/32.png) [@fbrendan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fbrendan)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2009, 1:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-corporate-policy-ever/68111/50 "2009-05-21T13:27:02Z")
Outrageous. ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2009, 1:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-corporate-policy-ever/68111/51 "2009-05-21T13:27:30Z")
> [@Geoff](#): > > shit, I think this recycles… :lol: (Yer doin it wrong)^2? ---
**Author:** ![drvnkd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/drvnkd/32/109615_2.png) [@drvnkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/drvnkd)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2009, 1:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-corporate-policy-ever/68111/52 "2009-05-21T13:27:47Z")
> [@Geoff](#): > > shit, I think this recycles… Do all 3 of you have to share one can? ---
**Author:** ![travisn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/travisn/32/5046_2.png) [@travisn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/travisn)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2009, 3:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-corporate-policy-ever/68111/53 "2009-05-21T15:32:47Z")
> [@theblue](#): > > I’ve still got two large ones… but I’m always annoyed because when they get emptied the cleaning people never put them back correctly, so my first task every morning is to move a garbage can. I recently moved my desk and had to play that game with the cleaning lady every day. she eventually gave in. We arent supposed to use our desk recycle bins, only put them in the big city gargage can sized recycle bin at the end of the day. it is now my foot rest, but it has since cracked so I need to find a new one. lol ---
**Author:** ![JustinH](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9fc29f/32.png) [@JustinH](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JustinH)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2009, 3:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-corporate-policy-ever/68111/54 "2009-05-21T15:59:21Z")
I work for a corporate bank. They took away all the trash cans in our department, because people were throwing confidential data in the regular trash, instead of the shred-it bins. Now fuckers are just throwing empty soda bottles under the desk, letting them pile up. Its disgusting. ---
**Author:** ![Hass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/51bf81/32.png) [@Hass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hass)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2009, 4:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-corporate-policy-ever/68111/55 "2009-05-21T16:07:24Z")
> [@Fry](#): > > My time costs roughly $2/min. Meh, $120/hr? Showoff. ---
**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2009, 6:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-corporate-policy-ever/68111/56 "2009-05-21T18:16:10Z")
> [@Hass](#): > > Meh, $120/hr? > Showoff. he’s the new Beck. ---
**Author:** ![Hass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/51bf81/32.png) [@Hass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hass)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2009, 7:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-corporate-policy-ever/68111/57 "2009-05-21T19:00:21Z")
> [@Geehee](#): > > he’s the new Beck. I know, really. Are we going to have to make him post a pay stub as well? lol. 120 \* 40 = 4800/wk 4800 \* 52 = 249600/yr I didn’t even think people made that much money in Buffalo. aha. ---
**Author:** ![travisn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/travisn/32/5046_2.png) [@travisn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/travisn)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2009, 7:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-corporate-policy-ever/68111/58 "2009-05-21T19:09:35Z")
> [@Hass](#): > > I know, really. > Are we going to have to make him post a pay stub as well? lol. > > 120 \* 40 = 4800/wk > 4800 \* 52 = 249600/yr > > I didn’t even think people made that much money in Buffalo. > aha. I dont even make a tenth of that. I am sick of living at the poverty line. I hope RIT does nice things for me next year, ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2009, 7:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-corporate-policy-ever/68111/59 "2009-05-21T19:31:31Z")
lol I don’t get paid anywhere near that. But my sellout rate (what my department charges other departments for my time) is $116/hour. ---
**Author:** ![nitroinsane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/d26b3c/32.png) [@nitroinsane](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/nitroinsane)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2009, 7:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-corporate-policy-ever/68111/60 "2009-05-21T19:34:35Z")
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