# Worst corporate policy ever. **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [May 21, 2009, 8:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-corporate-policy-ever/68111 "2009-05-21T08:17:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2009, 7:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-corporate-policy-ever/68111/61 "2009-05-21T19:37:51Z")
No gag reflex. :gotme: ---
**Author:** ![Beck](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/beck/32/28683_2.png) [@Beck](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Beck)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2009, 8:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-corporate-policy-ever/68111/62 "2009-05-21T20:44:34Z")
\<3 ---
**Author:** ![fbrendan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d26b3c/32.png) [@fbrendan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fbrendan)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2009, 8:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-corporate-policy-ever/68111/63 "2009-05-21T20:48:46Z")
Edit - wrong thread. Stupid wine. ---
**Author:** ![n20junkie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n20junkie/32/7396_2.png) [@n20junkie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n20junkie)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2009, 4:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-corporate-policy-ever/68111/64 "2009-05-22T04:39:00Z")
Hey, half you mother fuckers wana be so “green”. Welcome to the world of stupid fucking ideas in the persuit of some retarded dream. ---
**Author:** ![boxxa](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxxa/32/5045_2.png) [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2009, 11:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-corporate-policy-ever/68111/65 "2009-05-22T11:16:05Z")
Hahah I was working in Texas for Praxair all week and heard about this in Tonawanda. I laughed my ass off. THe FAQ email they sent out about the program was twice as entertaining. ---
**Author:** ![Minglor](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/minglor/32/7373_2.png) [@Minglor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Minglor)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2009, 12:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-corporate-policy-ever/68111/66 "2009-05-22T12:32:00Z")
use it to hold sperm. ---
**Author:** ![Pass\_McGass](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pass_mcgass/32/7616_2.png) [@Pass\_McGass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pass_McGass)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2009, 12:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-corporate-policy-ever/68111/67 "2009-05-22T12:38:13Z")
> [@Fry](#): > > Well lets see: > > My time costs roughly $2/min. If I emtpy my trash after breakfast, lunch, and the end of the day that’s 3 x 2min x $2/min = $12/day. Plus a daily washing to achieve the same cleanliness as a lined can is going to be another 5min x $2/min = $10 dollars. So $22 dollars per day. The cleaning lady that could empty it once at night is probably paid $8/hour, it takes her 2 minutes, so that’s 27 cents. > > So this “Sustainability Initiative” spends $22 dollars per day versus $0.27 per day. Plus the cost of plastic cups. > > :bloated: A quarter Mil a year? Damn dude, you should have bought a bigger boat 😉 edit- fuck, I should have read page 2 before posting. ---
**Author:** ![97Ranger](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/97ranger/32/7342_2.png) [@97Ranger](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/97Ranger)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2009, 4:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-corporate-policy-ever/68111/68 "2009-05-22T16:08:44Z")
just bring in your own bigger trash can. ---
**Author:** ![chino](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bcef8e/32.png) [@chino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/chino)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2009, 7:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-corporate-policy-ever/68111/69 "2009-05-22T19:21:26Z")
> [@Fry](#): > > No gag reflex. :gotme: true story :mamoru: ask geoff ---
**Author:** ![drvnkd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/drvnkd/32/109615_2.png) [@drvnkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/drvnkd)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2009, 5:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-corporate-policy-ever/68111/70 "2009-06-02T05:14:46Z")
The cleaning crew was instructed to take our cans last night… The small cans are on back order and I should have one in a couple of weeks. FML ---
**Author:** ![ShiftDead](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shiftdead/32/7508_2.png) [@ShiftDead](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ShiftDead)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2009, 5:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-corporate-policy-ever/68111/71 "2009-06-02T05:32:31Z")
The cleaning people here just empty the cans and leave the same liner in. I have gum in the bottom from when I started over a year ago… ---
**Author:** ![walter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/walter/32/7202_2.png) [@walter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/walter)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2009, 7:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-corporate-policy-ever/68111/72 "2009-06-02T07:24:38Z")
I just moved offices… I have no trash can. It is annoying as shit. ---
**Author:** ![drvnkd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/drvnkd/32/109615_2.png) [@drvnkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/drvnkd)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2009, 10:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-corporate-policy-ever/68111/73 "2009-08-04T10:46:08Z")
I finally received my new trash can, and it has wheels… Too bad I can not even fit a coffee cup in it. Nor can I drink coffee from it ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2009, 10:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-corporate-policy-ever/68111/74 "2009-08-04T10:48:53Z")
virgin mobile? tsk tsk ---
**Author:** ![drvnkd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/drvnkd/32/109615_2.png) [@drvnkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/drvnkd)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2009, 11:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-corporate-policy-ever/68111/75 "2009-08-04T11:00:06Z")
I do not even use $20 worth of air time in 3 months, why would I use anything else? ---
**Author:** ![boxxa](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxxa/32/5045_2.png) [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2009, 11:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-corporate-policy-ever/68111/76 "2009-08-04T11:02:09Z")
im suprised you engineers havent come up with a solution to your garbage can problem. lol ---
**Author:** ![PureXTC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/purextc/32/5223_2.png) [@PureXTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PureXTC)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2009, 11:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-corporate-policy-ever/68111/77 "2009-08-04T11:58:27Z")
This was my garbage can at Delphi lol. I threw a huge wooden pallet in there once. Chopped that shit into dust. ![http://www.thecompactorguy.com/images/additional-photos/stationary-compactors/stationary-compactor-2.jpg](http://www.thecompactorguy.com/images/additional-photos/stationary-compactors/stationary-compactor-2.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![paulysplitx](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/paulysplitx/32/7320_2.png) [@paulysplitx](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/paulysplitx)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2009, 1:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-corporate-policy-ever/68111/78 "2009-08-04T13:11:15Z")
You got to be shitting me. I would laugh if they ever gave me that for a garbage can. ---
**Author:** ![Geoff](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geoff/32/6104_2.png) [@Geoff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geoff)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2009, 1:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-corporate-policy-ever/68111/79 "2009-08-04T13:21:27Z")
> [@fbrendan](#): > > Edit - wrong thread. Stupid wine. lol [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-corporate-policy-ever/68111.md?page=3)