# Worst movie you ever saw...

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**Created:** [January 15, 2009, 8:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-movie-you-ever-saw/61414 "2009-01-15T20:53:29Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Dr.Stevil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Dr.Stevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr.Stevil)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2009, 6:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-movie-you-ever-saw/61414/41 "2009-01-16T06:46:25Z")

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> [@MOBOOST4U](#):
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> Im not a Darko humper or an emo kid, but if you dint understand this or it huwted your brain, your clearly on a much lower level than the movie.

it deffinitly has a very deep message… it’s a genius flick IMO. Talk about a paradox

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**Author:** ![Johnnylude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/2acd7d/32.png) [@Johnnylude](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Johnnylude)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2009, 6:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-movie-you-ever-saw/61414/42 "2009-01-16T06:51:24Z")

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Tuxedo with Jackie Chan  
Step it Up 2 the streets  
Blast from the Past

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**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2009, 6:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-movie-you-ever-saw/61414/43 "2009-01-16T06:53:59Z")

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Count me into the “I fully understood the message behind donnie darko and still thought it fucking sucked” crowd.

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**Author:** ![OriginalSterm](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/originalsterm/32/4964_2.png) [@OriginalSterm](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OriginalSterm)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2009, 7:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-movie-you-ever-saw/61414/44 "2009-01-16T07:28:45Z")

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> [@SVTdriver](#):
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> The Descent, Open Water, and The Cube

I liked the Cube, and all of it’s sequals/prequels.

Worst movie ever is Corvette Summer with Mark Hammill and Annie Potts. Trust me, you have to see it to believe it.

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**Author:** ![RobHimself](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e480ec/32.png) [@RobHimself](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RobHimself)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2009, 7:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-movie-you-ever-saw/61414/45 "2009-01-16T07:31:45Z")

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> [@bracketracer](#):
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> I won’t even start to watch that. I like Steve Martin just fine, but there was only one Clouseau, and that was done by the genius Peter Sellers.

Then dont ever see drawing flies. TERRIBLE! But it wasnt a theater release…

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**Author:** ![Moruitelda](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/moruitelda/32/5348_2.png) [@Moruitelda](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Moruitelda)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2009, 7:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-movie-you-ever-saw/61414/46 "2009-01-16T07:33:30Z")

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> [@FearBefore128](#):
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> Donnie Darko, gonna get crucified by a ton of little emo bitches for this but god it was so stupid, kid was crazy, movie made no sense, end.

I’m not even close to emo, and I don’t think it’s movie of the decade or anything, but it was solid. There was a lot of substance to it - and if you think it made no sense, it means you’re either not capable of getting it, or didn’t try. But substance is there, and it makes sense after a few viewings.

I’m not trying to argue you should like it, or that it’s an amazing movie, again, but it’s solid, and it has a coherent, interconnected plot that takes some effort to understand. Your failure to get it does not mean it cannot “be got.”

To the “Burn After Reading,” it wasn’t up to the Cohen Brothers’ standard, but again, it’s not a bad movie. It’s above mediocre, which is faint praise, but you obviously haven’t seen very many bad movies if you think that’s the worst.

For me, it’s “Vantage Point.” Terrible movie. It failed at executing its own contrived gimmick. Even Forrest Whitaker couldn’t save this movie, and he’s a really solid actor.

The premise is stupid, it’s unnecessarily convoluted, it abandons its own stupid method of storytelling halfway through, and the detente is achieved through pure chance.

STUPID.

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**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2009, 7:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-movie-you-ever-saw/61414/47 "2009-01-16T07:35:52Z")

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LOL I love the day after tomorrow. It’s so bad it’s good. “Global warming caused the oceans to reach a critical desalination point, shifting the currents and changing the weather.” _cue 2 hours of special effects_

Anybody ever see Lake Placid? Rose from the Golden Girls feeds a man eating giant alligator a cow a day? Really? The only good part of the movie was when the little old lady told the cops “This is where if I had a dick I’d tell you to suck it.”

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**Author:** ![Moruitelda](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/moruitelda/32/5348_2.png) [@Moruitelda](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Moruitelda)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2009, 7:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-movie-you-ever-saw/61414/48 "2009-01-16T07:35:59Z")

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> [@MOBOOST4U](#):
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> Im not a Darko humper or an emo kid, but if you dint understand this or it huwted your brain, your clearly on a much lower level than the movie.

Seriously. Edit it to “bwain.”

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**Author:** ![Moruitelda](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/moruitelda/32/5348_2.png) [@Moruitelda](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Moruitelda)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2009, 7:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-movie-you-ever-saw/61414/49 "2009-01-16T07:38:37Z")

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> [@Fry](#):
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> LOL I love the day after tomorrow. It’s so bad it’s good. “Global warming caused the oceans to reach a critical desalination point, shifting the currents and changing the weather.” _cue 2 hours of special effects_
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> Anybody ever see Lake Placid? Rose from the Golden Girls feeds a man eating giant alligator a cow a day? Really? The only good part of the movie was when the little old lady told the cops “This is where if I had a dick I’d tell you to suck it.”

Yep. The film burned through in the theater when I went to see it.

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**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2009, 7:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-movie-you-ever-saw/61414/50 "2009-01-16T07:50:30Z")

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> [@Fry](#):
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> LOL I love the day after tomorrow. It’s so bad it’s good. “Global warming caused the oceans to reach a critical desalination point, shifting the currents and changing the weather.” _cue 2 hours of special effects_

I’d like to know why they were walking northwest past the statue of liberty when they were on their way from washington, DC to the Smithsonian in Manhatten…

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**Author:** ![bracketracer](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bracketracer/32/15592_2.png) [@bracketracer](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bracketracer)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2009, 7:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-movie-you-ever-saw/61414/51 "2009-01-16T07:55:34Z")

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> [@RobHimself](#):
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> Then dont ever see drawing flies. TERRIBLE! But it wasnt a theater release…

Yep…saw that. Really odd, but better than Vulgar, IMO.

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**Author:** ![slammdaltima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8baadc/32.png) [@slammdaltima](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slammdaltima)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2009, 8:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-movie-you-ever-saw/61414/52 "2009-01-16T08:07:45Z")

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Cloverfield was the worst movie ever.

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**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2009, 8:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-movie-you-ever-saw/61414/53 "2009-01-16T08:10:55Z")

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The fact that no one can accept the fact that I understand the message and the underlying philosophy and still dislike Donnie Darko, and insist that I just don’t get it, makes me hate it more.

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**Author:** ![Locutus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/locutus/32/7574_2.png) [@Locutus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Locutus)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2009, 8:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-movie-you-ever-saw/61414/54 "2009-01-16T08:11:00Z")

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> [@SVTdriver](#):
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> The Descent

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**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2009, 8:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-movie-you-ever-saw/61414/55 "2009-01-16T08:11:29Z")

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i think i’m the only person that liked cloverfield.

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**Author:** ![Moruitelda](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/moruitelda/32/5348_2.png) [@Moruitelda](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Moruitelda)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2009, 8:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-movie-you-ever-saw/61414/56 "2009-01-16T08:13:29Z")

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> [@Joe](#):
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> The fact that no one can accept the fact that I understand the message and the underlying philosophy and still dislike Donnie Darko, and insist that I just don’t get it, makes me hate it more.

What the hell are you talking about nobody has even responded to your post because it’s perfectly fine to dislike a movie

We’re talking about the guy who said it “doesn’t make sense kid dies end.”

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**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2009, 8:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-movie-you-ever-saw/61414/57 "2009-01-16T08:18:13Z")

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Yeah i wasnt talking about you guys.  
But somehow whenever we’re drinking and that movie comes up and i tell someone that i hate it i get lectured on how I just don’t understand it.

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**Author:** ![Dr.Stevil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Dr.Stevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr.Stevil)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2009, 8:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-movie-you-ever-saw/61414/58 "2009-01-16T08:20:10Z")

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> [@newman](#):
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> i think i’m the only person that liked cloverfield.

I liked it too… don’t know many others that did though

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**Author:** ![Moruitelda](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/moruitelda/32/5348_2.png) [@Moruitelda](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Moruitelda)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2009, 8:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-movie-you-ever-saw/61414/59 "2009-01-16T08:31:18Z")

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> [@Joe](#):
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> Yeah i wasnt talking about you guys.  
> But somehow whenever we’re drinking and that movie comes up and i tell someone that i hate it i get lectured on how I just don’t understand it.

Oh.

Well, I think it’s a pretty decent movie, but I could understand where people wouldn’t like it - as with almost any other movie.

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**Author:** ![kenmxz13](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kenmxz13/32/5288_2.png) [@kenmxz13](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kenmxz13)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2009, 8:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-movie-you-ever-saw/61414/60 "2009-01-16T08:34:48Z")

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Shoot em up, I came in with low expectations and I was still disappointed. awful movie, most ridiculously unrealistic stunts ever

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