# Worst movie you ever saw...

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**Created:** [January 15, 2009, 8:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-movie-you-ever-saw/61414 "2009-01-15T20:53:29Z")\
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**Author:** ![TrueBlue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/trueblue/32/7245_2.png) [@TrueBlue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TrueBlue)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2009, 11:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-movie-you-ever-saw/61414/81 "2009-01-16T11:27:03Z")

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Post 6.

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**Author:** ![Bassdegrime](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bassdegrime/32/5027_2.png) [@Bassdegrime](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bassdegrime)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2009, 11:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-movie-you-ever-saw/61414/82 "2009-01-16T11:31:27Z")

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Warewolfs on wallstreet

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**Author:** ![Team\_Havoc](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/team_havoc/32/5213_2.png) [@Team\_Havoc](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Team_Havoc)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2009, 11:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-movie-you-ever-saw/61414/83 "2009-01-16T11:51:03Z")

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Burn After Reading. I think the title should be “Burn After Watching”

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**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2009, 11:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-movie-you-ever-saw/61414/84 "2009-01-16T11:51:59Z")

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> [@Team\_Havoc](#):
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> Burn After Reading. I think the title should be “Burn After Watching”

That movie rocked man

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**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2009, 11:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-movie-you-ever-saw/61414/85 "2009-01-16T11:54:05Z")

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> [@TrueBlue](#):
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> Post 6.

lol oops.

i just watched people under the stairs. i liked it.

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**Author:** ![OfficerK](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4da419/32.png) [@OfficerK](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OfficerK)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2009, 11:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-movie-you-ever-saw/61414/86 "2009-01-16T11:54:59Z")

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> [@Team\_Havoc](#):
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> Burn After Reading. I think the title should be “Burn After Watching”

see I’m not the only one, it is a god AWFUL movie. Think Fargo, where NOTHING happens.

It is like spinning in place for 2 hours. Sure you taken a lot of steps, but in the end you haven’t moved anywhere and are just really dizzy and nauseous

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**Author:** ![Moruitelda](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/moruitelda/32/5348_2.png) [@Moruitelda](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Moruitelda)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2009, 11:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-movie-you-ever-saw/61414/87 "2009-01-16T11:57:04Z")

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What do you mean, nothing happens? One gets surgery, two get dead, one gets to Venezuela, one gets a persistent vegetative state.

Say what you wan’t, but don’t argue it doesn’t go anywhere, because everyone’s completely destroyed by the end of the movie.

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**Author:** ![Dr.Stevil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Dr.Stevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr.Stevil)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2009, 12:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-movie-you-ever-saw/61414/88 "2009-01-16T12:09:28Z")

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> [@camarojoe](#):
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> The last Indy Jones. I almost walked out but hoped they would redeem themselves.

good call. I’ll have to second that as well

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**Author:** ![OfficerK](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4da419/32.png) [@OfficerK](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OfficerK)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2009, 12:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-movie-you-ever-saw/61414/89 "2009-01-16T12:15:13Z")

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> [@Moruitelda](#):
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> What do you mean, nothing happens? One gets surgery, two get dead, one gets to Venezuela, one gets a persistent vegetative state.
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> Say what you wan’t, but don’t argue it doesn’t go anywhere, because everyone’s completely destroyed by the end of the movie.

and I didn’t care about a single character in the movie. Sadly, the only highlight of the movie was Brad Pitt’s acting/character. EVERYONE else sucked assssssssss. Nothing about this movie made me think, or chuckle or have any emotion/thought other than “when will this stupid waste of a movie end?”.

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**Author:** ![Dr.Stevil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Dr.Stevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr.Stevil)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2009, 12:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-movie-you-ever-saw/61414/90 "2009-01-16T12:20:00Z")

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requiem for a dream

not because it’s ‘bad’ as in bad acting/bad story line, it’s just very very depressing

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**Author:** ![Moruitelda](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/moruitelda/32/5348_2.png) [@Moruitelda](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Moruitelda)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2009, 12:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-movie-you-ever-saw/61414/91 "2009-01-16T12:21:26Z")

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> [@OfficerK](#):
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> and I didn’t care about a single character in the movie. Sadly, the only highlight of the movie was Brad Pitt’s acting/character. EVERYONE else sucked assssssssss. Nothing about this movie made me think, or chuckle or have any emotion/thought other than “when will this stupid waste of a movie end?”.

I laughed a lot, which was the point for me

But yeah, like I said, not up to their previous standard of work. It was no Big Lebowski.

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**Author:** ![Pass\_McGass](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pass_mcgass/32/7616_2.png) [@Pass\_McGass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pass_McGass)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2009, 12:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-movie-you-ever-saw/61414/92 "2009-01-16T12:33:13Z")

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> [@OfficerK](#):
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> Burn After Reading.

Holy shit, yes. How could I have forgotten about that movie?

Kudos to you, sir.

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**Author:** ![jetlounge](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jetlounge/32/4994_2.png) [@jetlounge](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jetlounge)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2009, 12:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-movie-you-ever-saw/61414/93 "2009-01-16T12:43:56Z")

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I know you don’t want “B Movies”, but when you say worst movie, the one that comes to mind is the one that made me throw up a little in my mouth when I saw it.

“Desperate Living” by John Waters

> **[Desperate Living (1977)](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0075936/)**
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> Directed by John Waters. With Liz Renay, Mink Stole, Susan Lowe, Edith Massey. A neurotic society woman murders her husband with the help of her maid and, on the lam, escape to Mortville, a homeless community ruled over by a fascist queen.

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**Author:** ![TrueBlue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/trueblue/32/7245_2.png) [@TrueBlue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TrueBlue)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2009, 12:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-movie-you-ever-saw/61414/94 "2009-01-16T12:51:42Z")

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_The Aviator_, Leonardo DiCaprio. I’m utterly fascinated with Howard Hughes and that movie was staggering in how boring it was.

Also, _The Last Days_, supposedly about Kurt Cobain a week or so before his death. I sat through 20 minutes of that and started wondering where **my** shotgun was.

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**Post date:** [January 16, 2009, 12:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-movie-you-ever-saw/61414/95 "2009-01-16T12:52:00Z")

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Fur. Look it up, and watch it, it’s seriously the most fuckin ridiculous movie ever.

Found the trailer. [http://www.newline.com/properties/fur.html](http://www.newline.com/properties/fur.html)

The upstairs dude is hairy head to toe, so at the end she shaves him, then gives him an HJ with the cream. They go to the beach before his hair goes back, he swims into the water and drowns himself. She goes back the apartment to mourn him and there is a box, he made a fur jacket out of the hair she shaved off him. She falls asleep in it, fuckin nasty.

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**Author:** ![Dr.Stevil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Dr.Stevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr.Stevil)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2009, 12:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-movie-you-ever-saw/61414/96 "2009-01-16T12:52:42Z")

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> [@TrueBlue](#):
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> Also, _The Last Days_, supposedly about Kurt Cobain a week or so before his death. I sat through 20 minutes of that and started wondering where **my** shotgun was.

:lol:

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**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2009, 12:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-movie-you-ever-saw/61414/97 "2009-01-16T12:58:18Z")

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> [@OfficerK](#):
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> and I didn’t care about a single character in the movie. Sadly, the only highlight of the movie was Brad Pitt’s acting/character. EVERYONE else sucked assssssssss. Nothing about this movie made me think, or chuckle or have any emotion/thought other than “when will this stupid waste of a movie end?”.

It is a dry comedy. I feel really bad for people who cannot appreciate it. The whole movie was awesome. I laughed for a good 15 minutes right at the end.

“I would say that we should learn from this, but I don’t know what the fuck we did”

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**Author:** ![Boomin99GT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boomin99gt/32/7306_2.png) [@Boomin99GT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boomin99GT)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2009, 1:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-movie-you-ever-saw/61414/98 "2009-01-16T13:00:45Z")

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Eastern Promises. It ended and I was like “WTF did I just watch?”.

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**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2009, 1:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-movie-you-ever-saw/61414/99 "2009-01-16T13:04:24Z")

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> [@jetlounge](#):
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> I know you don’t want “B Movies”, but when you say worst movie, the one that comes to mind is the one that made me throw up a little in my mouth when I saw it.
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> “Desperate Living” by John Waters  
> [Desperate Living (1977) - IMDb](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0075936/)

john waters is awesome. desperate living is kinda gross tho.

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**Author:** ![Dr.Stevil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Dr.Stevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr.Stevil)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2009, 1:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-movie-you-ever-saw/61414/100 "2009-01-16T13:06:10Z")

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> [@Boomin99GT](#):
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> Eastern Promises. It ended and I was like “WTF did I just watch?”.

lol saw that shitfaced at a friends house… every 10 mins I had to ask everyone else in the room WTF was going on

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