# Worst movie you ever saw...

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**Created:** [January 15, 2009, 8:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-movie-you-ever-saw/61414 "2009-01-15T20:53:29Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![JDMSIR](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jdmsir/32/7376_2.png) [@JDMSIR](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JDMSIR)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2009, 6:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-movie-you-ever-saw/61414/161 "2009-01-24T18:32:28Z")

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Saw V, acting was A+

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**Author:** ![PureXTC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/purextc/32/5223_2.png) [@PureXTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PureXTC)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2009, 6:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-movie-you-ever-saw/61414/162 "2009-01-24T18:44:39Z")

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> [@Pass McGass](#):
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> lol, Smokin’ Aces was terrible. I loved the elevator scene at the end of the movie, roffle.
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> I bet everyone who liked Smokin’ Aces is a fan of the Transporter movies. Deflecting missiles with cookie sheets FTW :lol:

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**Author:** ![StrokedZ28](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/strokedz28/32/7592_2.png) [@StrokedZ28](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/StrokedZ28)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2009, 6:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-movie-you-ever-saw/61414/163 "2009-01-24T18:54:57Z")

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Batman and Robin

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**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2009, 8:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-movie-you-ever-saw/61414/164 "2009-01-24T20:32:31Z")

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i just watched be kind, rewind. it was fucking horrible

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**Author:** ![dmoffitt](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dmoffitt/32/7455_2.png) [@dmoffitt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dmoffitt)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2009, 11:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-movie-you-ever-saw/61414/165 "2009-01-24T23:59:21Z")

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cloverfield. great idea, FAILED execution…

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**Author:** ![Moruitelda](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/moruitelda/32/5348_2.png) [@Moruitelda](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Moruitelda)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2009, 7:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-movie-you-ever-saw/61414/166 "2009-01-25T07:50:42Z")

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> [@Dr.Stevil](#):
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> lol have you watched ‘heckler’ yet? (I think Jamie Kennedy did it?)
> 
> Uwe Boll boxes a few of his online critics, including the guy from [somethingawful.com](http://somethingawful.com), and fucking POUNDS them lol :lol:

Yeah, Lowtax from SA. It was all supposed to be a big joke when it happened, and he just got manhandled (apparently Boll was an amateur boxer at one point).

What makes it better though was that he was careful only to choose people that were a known quantity - pasty, weak little internet geeks. There was apparently an experienced, skilled boxer, bigger than Boll, who was trying to get in on it because he had been making fun of Boll loudly and for a long time, and Boll just kind of ignored him and pretended like he’d never seen anything about it.

There’s a pretty good write-up on it by Lowtax in the SA archives.

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**Post date:** [January 25, 2009, 9:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-movie-you-ever-saw/61414/167 "2009-01-25T09:57:34Z")

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> [@Gus](#):
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> Redline

I was coming in here to post that one.

I didn’t waste the money on it in the theaters, but I did rent it. I figured, well how bad could it be? It has some nice cars in it.

Boy, was I wrong! The first 10 minutes were horrible, the next ten were even worse. When it hadn’t redeemed itself before the half hour mark, I turned it off and never went back.

Such a horrible movie.

Another one for me was Daredevil. One of the only movies (other than a chick flick) that I actually fell asleep in the theater for.

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**Author:** ![Jared](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jared/32/4976_2.png) [@Jared](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jared)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2009, 11:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-movie-you-ever-saw/61414/168 "2009-01-25T11:36:04Z")

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88 sec

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**Post date:** [January 25, 2009, 11:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-movie-you-ever-saw/61414/169 "2009-01-25T11:42:01Z")

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The Cave. Holy fuck there was nothing good or reasonable about it. People under water with snorkels in there mouths talking clear as day, girl falling like 100ft only to randomly grab a piece of rock to catch herself. There was more but i was punching myself in the face threw out the movie to make it more enjoyable.

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**Post date:** [January 25, 2009, 12:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-movie-you-ever-saw/61414/170 "2009-01-25T12:26:02Z")

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> [@9c1ny](#):
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> the only movie I did walk out on was The Royal Tenenbaums, I watched about 25mins of it and realized I would rather have spent the previous 25mins of my life with my dick caught in my zipper…

WHAT???

The royal tenenbaums is an incredible, incredible movie.

Holy shit it’s probably my top 5 fav movies ever.

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**Author:** ![burnt\_toast](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/burnt_toast/32/7518_2.png) [@burnt\_toast](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/burnt_toast)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2009, 12:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-movie-you-ever-saw/61414/171 "2009-01-25T12:29:00Z")

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> [@newman](#):
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> WHAT???
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> The royal tenenbaums is an incredible, incredible movie.
> 
> Holy shit it’s probably my top 5 fav movies ever.

holy hell yea i’ve watched that movie roughly 104.5 times… there is nothing terrible about that movie at all. wtf.

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**Post date:** [January 26, 2009, 8:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-movie-you-ever-saw/61414/172 "2009-01-26T20:54:30Z")

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> [@9c1ny](#):
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> the only movie I did walk out on was The Royal Tenenbaums, I watched about 25mins of it and realized I would rather have spent the previous 25mins of my life with my dick caught in my zipper…

I absolutely LOVE this movie. It’s in my top 10 for sure…

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**Author:** ![9c1ny](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/9c1ny/32/5050_2.png) [@9c1ny](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/9c1ny)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2009, 11:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-movie-you-ever-saw/61414/173 "2009-01-26T23:49:50Z")

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> [@newman](#):
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> WHAT???
> 
> The royal tenenbaums is an incredible, incredible movie.
> 
> Holy shit it’s probably my top 5 fav movies ever.

> [@burnt\_toast](#):
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> holy hell yea i’ve watched that movie roughly 104.5 times… there is nothing terrible about that movie at all. wtf.

> [@Shrives](#):
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> I absolutely LOVE this movie. It’s in my top 10 for sure…

just not my brand of humor I guess

you guys probably think Cheaper by the dozen is awesome too

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**Post date:** [January 27, 2009, 5:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-movie-you-ever-saw/61414/174 "2009-01-27T05:10:27Z")

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RT is a character that reflects on the nature of human emotion.

Cheaper by the dozen is some Steve Martin romantic comedy garbage.

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**Author:** ![Dr.Stevil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Dr.Stevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr.Stevil)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2009, 5:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-movie-you-ever-saw/61414/175 "2009-01-27T05:21:58Z")

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I’m surprised it hasn’t been mentioned yet, anything staring steven seagal

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**Post date:** [January 27, 2009, 7:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-movie-you-ever-saw/61414/176 "2009-01-27T07:01:43Z")

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Clerks-Kevin Smith F’ING BLOWS!!! What an over rated fat POS

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**Author:** ![AJC2500](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ajc2500/32/4965_2.png) [@AJC2500](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AJC2500)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2009, 10:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-movie-you-ever-saw/61414/177 "2009-01-28T10:30:39Z")

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Does anyone remember A.I. from 7 or 8 years ago? I saw it in the theater

my guess is probably not. I remember going to see it thinking it was gonna be awesome.

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**Author:** ![AJC2500](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ajc2500/32/4965_2.png) [@AJC2500](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AJC2500)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2009, 10:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-movie-you-ever-saw/61414/178 "2009-01-28T10:32:05Z")

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> [@Jam](#):
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> i just watched be kind, rewind. it was fucking horrible

yeah that was a huge let down. Thats another movie that could have been awesome, but it sucked.

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**Author:** ![Syrup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ab097/32.png) [@Syrup](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Syrup)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2009, 10:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-movie-you-ever-saw/61414/179 "2009-01-28T10:48:50Z")

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> [@Dr.Stevil](#):
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> I’m surprised it hasn’t been mentioned yet, anything staring steven seagal

OMG UR RIGHT LOLLLLLL

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**Post date:** [January 29, 2009, 5:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-movie-you-ever-saw/61414/180 "2009-01-29T05:42:27Z")

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> [@AJC2500](#):
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> Does anyone remember A.I. from 7 or 8 years ago? I saw it in the theater
> 
> my guess is probably not. I remember going to see it thinking it was gonna be awesome.

I thought it was pretty good, not epic, but not the worst movie i ever saw.

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