# Worst Night Out Ever - \*\*FROM DIGG!\*\* **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [January 9, 2009, 12:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-night-out-ever-from-digg/61023 "2009-01-09T12:53:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![boxxa](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxxa/32/5045_2.png) [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2009, 12:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-night-out-ever-from-digg/61023/1 "2009-01-09T12:53:43Z")
so I was with my friend bryan the other night in a bar. well he got really drunk and said he was gonna puke so i helped him walk to the toilet but all the stalls were occupied. bryan is a rugby player… so a big guy and he fucking KICKS one of the stall doors open and there’s this guy in there taking a shit. throws up ALL OVER HIM! then this is genius bryan thinks 'oh shit… if i were taking a shit and someone came in and was sick all over me, i’d want to fuck him up… so i’d better hit him first. so he fucking SMACKS this guy in the face and runs away. imagine being that guy… WORST NIGHT OUT EVER ---
**Author:** ![IanK](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/iank/32/5016_2.png) [@IanK](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/IanK)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2009, 12:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-night-out-ever-from-digg/61023/2 "2009-01-09T12:54:37Z")
OMG LOL Fantastic ---
**Author:** ![OfficerK](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4da419/32.png) [@OfficerK](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OfficerK)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2009, 12:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-night-out-ever-from-digg/61023/3 "2009-01-09T12:55:09Z")
repost? ---
**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2009, 12:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-night-out-ever-from-digg/61023/4 "2009-01-09T12:58:54Z")
Sounds classy. ---
**Author:** ![BREETIME](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/breetime/32/5214_2.png) [@BREETIME](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BREETIME)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2009, 1:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-night-out-ever-from-digg/61023/5 "2009-01-09T13:00:26Z")
that sounds like a pretty fun night… ---
**Author:** ![OfficerK](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4da419/32.png) [@OfficerK](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OfficerK)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2009, 1:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-night-out-ever-from-digg/61023/6 "2009-01-09T13:04:11Z")
yep not your story, I knew i heard it sometime before… :fail: Edit: after a quick googling, found this on another forum \ so I was with my friend bryan the other night in a bar \ well he got really drunk and said he was gonna puke \ so i helped him walk to the toilet \ all the stalls were occupied \ lol \ bryan is a rugby player… so a big guy \ so he fucking KICKS one of the stall doors open \ and there’s this guy in there taking a shit \ hahahahahaha \ and bryan throws up ALL OVER HIM \ then (this is genius) bryan thinks ‘oh shit… if i were taking a shit and someone came in and was sick all over me, i’d want to fuck him up… so i’d better hit him first’ \ so he fucking SMACKS this guy in the face \ and runs away \ imagine being that guy… WORST NIGHT OUT EVER ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2009, 1:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-night-out-ever-from-digg/61023/7 "2009-01-09T13:04:27Z")
So how long did it take for your black eye to heal? ---
**Author:** ![97Ranger](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/97ranger/32/7342_2.png) [@97Ranger](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/97Ranger)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2009, 1:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-night-out-ever-from-digg/61023/8 "2009-01-09T13:11:54Z")
i wonder what was going through that guy’s head ---
**Author:** ![97Ranger](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/97ranger/32/7342_2.png) [@97Ranger](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/97Ranger)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2009, 1:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-night-out-ever-from-digg/61023/9 "2009-01-09T13:13:54Z")
so you made up a story? :picard: ---
**Author:** ![BREETIME](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/breetime/32/5214_2.png) [@BREETIME](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BREETIME)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2009, 1:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-night-out-ever-from-digg/61023/10 "2009-01-09T13:19:51Z")
what a weiner ---
**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2009, 1:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-night-out-ever-from-digg/61023/11 "2009-01-09T13:21:42Z")
LOL at the google ownage ---
**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2009, 1:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-night-out-ever-from-digg/61023/12 "2009-01-09T13:23:37Z")
it was the guy’s own fault for shitting at a bar. Bad form. ---
**Author:** ![Eazy716](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/eazy716/32/7443_2.png) [@Eazy716](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Eazy716)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2009, 1:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-night-out-ever-from-digg/61023/13 "2009-01-09T13:25:41Z")
ban ---
**Author:** ![walter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/walter/32/7202_2.png) [@walter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/walter)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2009, 1:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-night-out-ever-from-digg/61023/14 "2009-01-09T13:26:58Z")
:lol: @ backfire! ---
**Author:** ![Geoff](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geoff/32/6104_2.png) [@Geoff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geoff)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2009, 1:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-night-out-ever-from-digg/61023/15 "2009-01-09T13:32:40Z")
wtfisthisshit.jpeg edit: ![http://farm1.static.flickr.com/131/319047856_dbf1ef3e92.jpg](http://farm1.static.flickr.com/131/319047856_dbf1ef3e92.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Viper966](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/viper966/32/7268_2.png) [@Viper966](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Viper966)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2009, 1:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-night-out-ever-from-digg/61023/16 "2009-01-09T13:40:17Z")
IN THis space for rent… 1st page, please PM for rates ---
**Author:** ![Willybeen](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/willybeen/32/7351_2.png) [@Willybeen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Willybeen)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2009, 1:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-night-out-ever-from-digg/61023/17 "2009-01-09T13:43:24Z")
lol. ---
**Author:** ![fbrendan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d26b3c/32.png) [@fbrendan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fbrendan)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2009, 1:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-night-out-ever-from-digg/61023/18 "2009-01-09T13:50:38Z")
:picard: ---
**Author:** ![Moruitelda](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/moruitelda/32/5348_2.png) [@Moruitelda](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Moruitelda)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2009, 1:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-night-out-ever-from-digg/61023/19 "2009-01-09T13:54:31Z")
> [@boxxa"](#): > > so I was with my friend bryan the other night in a bar. well he got really drunk and said he was gonna puke so i helped him walk to the toilet but all the stalls were occupied. bryan is a rugby player… so a big guy and he fucking KICKS one of the stall doors open and there’s this guy in there taking a shit. throws up ALL OVER HIM! then this is genius bryan thinks 'oh shit… if i were taking a shit and someone came in and was sick all over me, i’d want to fuck him up… so i’d better hit him first. so he fucking SMACKS this guy in the face and runs away. imagine being that guy… WORST NIGHT OUT EVER lol yeah, let me tell you about the time that i won 8 gold medals in the olympics ---
**Author:** ![2TurboZ](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/2turboz/32/7577_2.png) [@2TurboZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/2TurboZ)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2009, 1:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-night-out-ever-from-digg/61023/20 "2009-01-09T13:59:36Z")
you sir have made my sig, your avatar had saved you for the past few weeks but this is the final straw. [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-night-out-ever-from-digg/61023.md?page=2)