# worst pick up lines? **URL:** \ **Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [October 4, 2004, 12:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-pick-up-lines/169577 "2004-10-04T12:20:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![HaNnIBaL64](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hannibal64/32/5954_2.png) [@HaNnIBaL64](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HaNnIBaL64)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2004, 12:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-pick-up-lines/169577/1 "2004-10-04T12:20:46Z")
> [@Darkstar](#): > > that brings to mind Secutor driving through WV shouting " which one of you dirty whores wants to come suck my dick!" out the window at random girls. dunno if mike was even there for that but god ive done so much worse. ---
**Author:** ![T70\_Tsi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/898d66/32.png) [@T70\_Tsi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/T70_Tsi)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2004, 12:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-pick-up-lines/169577/2 "2004-10-04T12:22:54Z")
whatever works i guess haha ---
**Author:** ![GNocide](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gnocide/32/5947_2.png) [@GNocide](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GNocide)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2004, 12:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-pick-up-lines/169577/3 "2004-10-04T12:24:39Z")
whats up sluts!ever have your asshole licked by a fat guy in a trench coat? :bigok:= jay & silent bob ---
**Author:** ![The1SloR\_T](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the1slor_t/32/5984_2.png) [@The1SloR\_T](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The1SloR_T)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2004, 12:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-pick-up-lines/169577/4 "2004-10-04T12:25:59Z")
nice shoes wanna fuck?, excuse me, do you have a bandaid? cuz im about to fall for you :greedy: ---
**Author:** ![olds\_angel79](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/b9bd4f/32.png) [@olds\_angel79](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/olds_angel79)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2004, 12:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-pick-up-lines/169577/5 "2004-10-04T12:32:06Z")
Heard this one at a bar once, about fell down when he said it! (dork)- “hey girl…looking good tonight…you gotta man?” me- “yeah…” (dork)-“well would you ever have a good reason to leave your man?.. …wait wait, first let me introduce myself, my name is “good reason”…would you ever have a good reason to leave your man?” WTF??? LMAO! ---
**Author:** ![HaNnIBaL64](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hannibal64/32/5954_2.png) [@HaNnIBaL64](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HaNnIBaL64)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2004, 12:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-pick-up-lines/169577/6 "2004-10-04T12:33:18Z")
can i give y ou a gold shower im gonna skull fuck you till your brains come out i wanna fuck you till you bleed your probably a horrible lay but im up to a challenge i dont like roast beef so im not gonna eat your pussy im trying to stay alive so can i just get some head ---
**Author:** ![TwoForty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f9b8f/32.png) [@TwoForty](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TwoForty)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2004, 12:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-pick-up-lines/169577/7 "2004-10-04T12:37:28Z")
in my experience the more direct you are to a chick the better your chances are. the best pick up line that i know is “HI” ---
**Author:** ![Stroker](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/stroker/32/5948_2.png) [@Stroker](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Stroker)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2004, 12:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-pick-up-lines/169577/8 "2004-10-04T12:41:58Z")
> [@TwoForty](#): > > in my experience the more direct you are to a chick the better your chances are. the best pick up line that i know is “HI” this thread is called worst pick up line ---
**Author:** ![T70\_Tsi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/898d66/32.png) [@T70\_Tsi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/T70_Tsi)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2004, 12:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-pick-up-lines/169577/9 "2004-10-04T12:42:46Z")
he uses it on guys…that’s what makes it the worst one ---
**Author:** ![TwoForty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f9b8f/32.png) [@TwoForty](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TwoForty)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2004, 12:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-pick-up-lines/169577/10 "2004-10-04T12:55:08Z")
> [@BlueMeanieTSi](#): > > he uses it on guys…that’s what makes it the worst one haha. good one :ugh2: ---
**Author:** ![T70\_Tsi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/898d66/32.png) [@T70\_Tsi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/T70_Tsi)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2004, 12:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-pick-up-lines/169577/11 "2004-10-04T12:56:05Z")
just tryin to keep the tread on topic ---
**Author:** ![TwoForty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f9b8f/32.png) [@TwoForty](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TwoForty)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2004, 12:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-pick-up-lines/169577/12 "2004-10-04T12:56:58Z")
> [@turbotalon91](#): > > this thread is called worst pick up line im sorry… are those pants made in space cause your ass is out of this world do you have a mirror in your pants cause i can see myself in them you - ever had an orgasm in 60 seconds chick - of course the answer is “no” you - want one better :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![TwoForty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f9b8f/32.png) [@TwoForty](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TwoForty)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2004, 12:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-pick-up-lines/169577/13 "2004-10-04T12:57:46Z")
> [@BlueMeanieTSi](#): > > just tryin to keep the tread on topic good job ---
**Author:** ![Pewter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pewter/32/5936_2.png) [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2004, 12:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-pick-up-lines/169577/14 "2004-10-04T12:58:53Z")
hey girls,im from W.V.! ---
**Author:** ![TwoForty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f9b8f/32.png) [@TwoForty](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TwoForty)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2004, 1:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-pick-up-lines/169577/15 "2004-10-04T13:02:31Z")
> [@8.1crew](#): > > hey girls,im from W.V.! dont you mean relative?🤣 ---
**Author:** ![Gray05](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cc9497/32.png) [@Gray05](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Gray05)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2004, 1:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-pick-up-lines/169577/16 "2004-10-04T13:05:20Z")
best line ever “whats up bitches, I got money” since women only like money. j/k ---
**Author:** ![TwoForty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f9b8f/32.png) [@TwoForty](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TwoForty)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2004, 1:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-pick-up-lines/169577/17 "2004-10-04T13:07:42Z")
> [@Blue4](#): > > best line ever “whats up bitches, I got money” since women only like money. > > j/k thats the older ones…the younger ones just like your car and the really young ones 16ish just like the fact you drive. ---
**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2004, 2:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-pick-up-lines/169577/18 "2004-10-04T14:51:20Z")
Hey by chance do you have any italian in you !?!?! Want some !! 🤣 ---
**Author:** ![BlkP42E](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blkp42e/32/5938_2.png) [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2004, 3:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-pick-up-lines/169577/19 "2004-10-04T15:09:02Z")
“hi, they call me shaggy” 🤣🤣🤣 ---
**Author:** ![ferrari](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/82dd89/32.png) [@ferrari](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ferrari)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2004, 3:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-pick-up-lines/169577/20 "2004-10-04T15:28:37Z")
are you from tennessee?? cause you’re the only ten i see!!! bwahahaha :greddy2: [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-pick-up-lines/169577.md?page=2)