# Worthless Thread forum: Whacking off while woman is sleeping **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [February 4, 2009, 1:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worthless-thread-forum-whacking-off-while-woman-is-sleeping/62448 "2009-02-04T01:47:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![ILC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilc/32/5337_2.png) [@ILC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILC)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 1:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worthless-thread-forum-whacking-off-while-woman-is-sleeping/62448/1 "2009-02-04T01:47:48Z")
Could someone tell me why they get so pissed off when you do this… Seriously… If they are on the rag and not going to suck your dick… Then let me beat my dick in my own fucking bed. That is all ---
**Author:** ![97\_B18b1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/9/cdc98d/32.png) [@97\_B18b1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/97_B18b1)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 1:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worthless-thread-forum-whacking-off-while-woman-is-sleeping/62448/2 "2009-02-04T01:50:03Z")
r u posting this from ur bed for the night, aka the couch? ---
**Author:** ![ILC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilc/32/5337_2.png) [@ILC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILC)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 1:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worthless-thread-forum-whacking-off-while-woman-is-sleeping/62448/3 "2009-02-04T01:51:45Z")
> [@97\_B18b1](#): > > r u posting this from ur bed for the night, aka the couch? Oh no I’m in bed… Text fucking some other girl too. I’m pissed off ---
**Author:** ![97\_B18b1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/9/cdc98d/32.png) [@97\_B18b1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/97_B18b1)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 2:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worthless-thread-forum-whacking-off-while-woman-is-sleeping/62448/4 "2009-02-04T02:16:19Z")
lmao one time my ex almost caught me but i pretended iw as tossing in my sleep. I told her i was having a sexual dreama nd if we could fuck and she said yes. Although she was a psycho, she deffinitly enjoyed spontanious sex, that was always a plus. ---
**Author:** ![justa4door](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justa4door/32/7259_2.png) [@justa4door](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justa4door)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 4:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worthless-thread-forum-whacking-off-while-woman-is-sleeping/62448/5 "2009-02-04T04:34:15Z")
lol … it takes to long … lol … but i ask for help ---
**Author:** ![TORQDSS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/torqdss/32/5125_2.png) [@TORQDSS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TORQDSS)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 6:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worthless-thread-forum-whacking-off-while-woman-is-sleeping/62448/6 "2009-02-04T06:00:44Z")
> [@justa4door](#): > > lol … it takes to long … lol … but i ask for help haha! being married does have some benefits… ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gus/32/5112_2.png) [@Gus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 6:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worthless-thread-forum-whacking-off-while-woman-is-sleeping/62448/7 "2009-02-04T06:50:04Z")
keyword: some ^ ---
**Author:** ![khoveraki](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/khoveraki/32/5131_2.png) [@khoveraki](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/khoveraki)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 6:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worthless-thread-forum-whacking-off-while-woman-is-sleeping/62448/8 "2009-02-04T06:57:51Z")
I think that’s a sure sign you won’t be happy with the current bish. ---
**Author:** ![forthekicks385](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/forthekicks385/32/7484_2.png) [@forthekicks385](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/forthekicks385)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 9:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worthless-thread-forum-whacking-off-while-woman-is-sleeping/62448/9 "2009-02-04T09:27:04Z")
what the hell is a bish? is that some kind of fish? ---
**Author:** ![Poprocks704](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/43a26b/32.png) [@Poprocks704](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Poprocks704)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 10:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worthless-thread-forum-whacking-off-while-woman-is-sleeping/62448/10 "2009-02-04T10:04:04Z")
> [@97\_B18b1](#): > > lmao one time my ex almost caught me but i pretended iw as tossing in my sleep. I told her i was having a sexual dreama nd if we could fuck and she said yes. Although she was a psycho, she deffinitly enjoyed spontanious sex, that was always a plus. funny thing, this never happened. Considering the fact that I’m the only “ex” of yours you had sex with, probably shouldn’t lie and call me a psycho. Since everyone thinks I am anyway from your little post there…lets see. 1.) I cheated on you…multiple times…even a few times with Jake! 2.) First time we had sex…when you lost your virginity to me…I laughed out loud because you were so horrible and 3.) every single time you thought you “pleasured me” I faked it. So next time, use your brain there guy. haha ---
**Author:** ![70Mach1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/70mach1/32/5323_2.png) [@70Mach1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/70Mach1)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 10:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worthless-thread-forum-whacking-off-while-woman-is-sleeping/62448/11 "2009-02-04T10:05:55Z")
> [@Poprocks704](#): > > funny thing, this never happened. Considering the fact that I’m the only “ex” of yours you had sex with, probably shouldn’t lie and call me a psycho. Since everyone thinks I am anyway from your little post there…lets see. 1.) I cheated on you…multiple times…even a few times with Jake! 2.) First time we had sex…when you lost your virginity to me…I laughed out loud because you were so horrible and 3.) every single time you thought you “pleasured me” I faked it. So next time, use your brain there guy. haha Ouch! Maybe she is pyscho? ---
**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 10:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worthless-thread-forum-whacking-off-while-woman-is-sleeping/62448/12 "2009-02-04T10:05:56Z")
> [@Poprocks704](#): > > funny thing, this never happened. Considering the fact that I’m the only “ex” of yours you had sex with, probably shouldn’t lie and call me a psycho. Since everyone thinks I am anyway from your little post there…lets see. 1.) I cheated on you…multiple times…even a few times with Jake! 2.) First time we had sex…when you lost your virginity to me…I laughed out loud because you were so horrible and 3.) every single time you thought you “pleasured me” I faked it. So next time, use your brain there guy. haha holy awesome pwnage ---
**Author:** ![Afrank45](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/afrank45/32/5021_2.png) [@Afrank45](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Afrank45)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 10:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worthless-thread-forum-whacking-off-while-woman-is-sleeping/62448/13 "2009-02-04T10:06:47Z")
> [@Poprocks704](#): > > funny thing, this never happened. Considering the fact that I’m the only “ex” of yours you had sex with, probably shouldn’t lie and call me a psycho. Since everyone thinks I am anyway from your little post there…lets see. 1.) I cheated on you…multiple times…even a few times with Jake! 2.) First time we had sex…when you lost your virginity to me…I laughed out loud because you were so horrible and 3.) every single time you thought you “pleasured me” I faked it. So next time, use your brain there guy. haha subfuckingscribed:lol: ---
**Author:** ![paulysplitx](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/paulysplitx/32/7320_2.png) [@paulysplitx](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/paulysplitx)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 10:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worthless-thread-forum-whacking-off-while-woman-is-sleeping/62448/14 "2009-02-04T10:06:56Z")
> [@Poprocks704](#): > > funny thing, this never happened. Considering the fact that I’m the only “ex” of yours you had sex with, probably shouldn’t lie and call me a psycho. Since everyone thinks I am anyway from your little post there…lets see. 1.) I cheated on you…multiple times…even a few times with Jake! 2.) First time we had sex…when you lost your virginity to me…I laughed out loud because you were so horrible and 3.) every single time you thought you “pleasured me” I faked it. So next time, use your brain there guy. haha :fry: This is going to get good ---
**Author:** ![70Mach1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/70mach1/32/5323_2.png) [@70Mach1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/70Mach1)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 10:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worthless-thread-forum-whacking-off-while-woman-is-sleeping/62448/15 "2009-02-04T10:09:47Z")
> [@paulysplitx](#): > > :fry: This is going to get good Oh yes it will! Im sitting back, just waiting to see 97\_B18’s response to this one!! :eekdance: ---
**Author:** ![Poprocks704](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/43a26b/32.png) [@Poprocks704](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Poprocks704)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 10:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worthless-thread-forum-whacking-off-while-woman-is-sleeping/62448/16 "2009-02-04T10:10:04Z")
no its not, cuz I said what I needed to say. lol I was waiting two years for him to say something like that…i love it. ---
**Author:** ![70Mach1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/70mach1/32/5323_2.png) [@70Mach1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/70Mach1)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 10:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worthless-thread-forum-whacking-off-while-woman-is-sleeping/62448/17 "2009-02-04T10:10:48Z")
So he really made that story up? wow lol Pure OWNAGE…Damn man… ---
**Author:** ![Janus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c2a13f/32.png) [@Janus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Janus)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 10:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worthless-thread-forum-whacking-off-while-woman-is-sleeping/62448/18 "2009-02-04T10:11:36Z")
wow. yeah i’ll keep poppin in. shit might get funny edit… you do seem a little psycho ---
**Author:** ![SVTdriver](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/svtdriver/32/4956_2.png) [@SVTdriver](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SVTdriver)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 10:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worthless-thread-forum-whacking-off-while-woman-is-sleeping/62448/19 "2009-02-04T10:11:49Z")
YESSSS! subscribed!!! ---
**Author:** ![justa4door](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justa4door/32/7259_2.png) [@justa4door](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justa4door)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 10:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worthless-thread-forum-whacking-off-while-woman-is-sleeping/62448/20 "2009-02-04T10:13:20Z")
Poprocks704 … can i have your # \<3 she seems like a freak and i fucking like it [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worthless-thread-forum-whacking-off-while-woman-is-sleeping/62448.md?page=2)