# Worthless Thread forum: Whacking off while woman is sleeping **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [February 4, 2009, 1:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worthless-thread-forum-whacking-off-while-woman-is-sleeping/62448 "2009-02-04T01:47:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![deebo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deebo/32/5218_2.png) [@deebo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deebo)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 1:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worthless-thread-forum-whacking-off-while-woman-is-sleeping/62448/181 "2009-02-04T13:21:03Z")
pretty sure any girl lies when they are mad. and virgin sex sucks anyways ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 1:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worthless-thread-forum-whacking-off-while-woman-is-sleeping/62448/182 "2009-02-04T13:23:37Z")
angelina jolie has DSL’s ![http://www.rightblueeye.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/50870lQSP_w.jpg](http://www.rightblueeye.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/50870lQSP_w.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![97\_B18b1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/9/cdc98d/32.png) [@97\_B18b1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/97_B18b1)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 1:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worthless-thread-forum-whacking-off-while-woman-is-sleeping/62448/183 "2009-02-04T13:25:04Z")
> [@deebo](#): > > pretty sure any girl lies when they are mad. > > and virgin sex sucks anyways maybe it happened with her too lol but the time i was recalling was someone else. Kinda weird when i logged on and saw all this lol ---
**Author:** ![ILC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilc/32/5337_2.png) [@ILC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILC)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 1:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worthless-thread-forum-whacking-off-while-woman-is-sleeping/62448/184 "2009-02-04T13:26:02Z")
> [@deebo](#): > > pretty sure any girl lies when they are mad. > > and virgin sex sucks anyways Eww it does… missionary vaginal sex blows… Give me a girl that likes to get fucked in the ass, will lick my butt, and let me choke her. On top of that… I wanna sit at the bar… and she is with me and have her tell me, that no matter what she says tonight she wants me to fuck her… no matter what… if she resists she is doing on purpose. NOW THAT IS AWESOME SEX. Its like Rape without the legal problems… Its rape with out the legal problems … its RAPE! WOOOOO ---
**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 1:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worthless-thread-forum-whacking-off-while-woman-is-sleeping/62448/185 "2009-02-04T13:27:40Z")
dan, you need help. seriously dude. That is not even cool. ---
**Author:** ![ILC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilc/32/5337_2.png) [@ILC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILC)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 1:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worthless-thread-forum-whacking-off-while-woman-is-sleeping/62448/186 "2009-02-04T13:29:28Z")
> [@boardjnky4](#): > > dan, you need help. seriously dude. That is not even cool. what are you talking about… how is it not cool… she is the one that suggested the idea… and it fucking rocked. Then after we were done she was like… OMG thats the best I’ve ever had… YEA THANKS SHE LOVED IT… SHE WAS ACTING TOM. Just because you have shitty missionary omg I’m gonna cry afterwords sex with your dog licking your ass doesn’t mean you have to say what I like sucks. and you know what! If she gets a little bit squirrelly with her fingers… I don’t mind it! ---
**Author:** ![Minglor](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/minglor/32/7373_2.png) [@Minglor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Minglor)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 1:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worthless-thread-forum-whacking-off-while-woman-is-sleeping/62448/187 "2009-02-04T13:31:10Z")
what does it mean if you wake up and the girl is working herself…? oh yeah. > [@ILC](#): > > Eww it does… missionary vaginal sex blows… Give me a girl that likes to get fucked in the ass, will lick my butt, and let me choke her. On top of that… I wanna sit at the bar… and she is with me and have her tell me, that no matter what she says tonight she wants me to fuck her… no matter what… if she resists she is doing on purpose. > > NOW THAT IS AWESOME SEX. Its like Rape without the legal problems… Its rape with out the legal problems … its RAPE! WOOOOO +1 big boy. > [@ILC](#): > > I’ve been with a girl that can’t have one… That about frustrating. I wouldn’t say I’m the best fuck in the world but and normal girl would have gotten off a few times with the things I did with her. > > Seemed like it’s a big mental thing This thread is full of win. ---
**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 1:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worthless-thread-forum-whacking-off-while-woman-is-sleeping/62448/188 "2009-02-04T13:35:45Z")
I don’t have strictly missionary. I don’t divulge much but I definitely am not into that weird choking and ass licking shit. I understand she was acting. I just think it’s a little weird, thats all. ---
**Author:** ![ILC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilc/32/5337_2.png) [@ILC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILC)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 1:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worthless-thread-forum-whacking-off-while-woman-is-sleeping/62448/189 "2009-02-04T13:39:15Z")
> [@boardjnky4](#): > > I don’t have strictly missionary. I don’t divulge much but I definitely am not into that weird choking and ass licking shit. > > I understand she was acting. I just think it’s a little weird, thats all. I don’t fuck a girl cause I love her… I fuck a girl to get off… and its not just getting off… its getting the best possible nut off ever… EVERYTIME. Sometimes It takes a tongue to the butt, or a finger up your ass… (according to studies a dilated asshole increases orgasm strength)… SOOOO FIST ME BABY!! ---
**Author:** ![Minglor](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/minglor/32/7373_2.png) [@Minglor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Minglor)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 1:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worthless-thread-forum-whacking-off-while-woman-is-sleeping/62448/190 "2009-02-04T13:40:41Z")
> [@ILC](#): > > Sometimes It takes a tongue to the butt, or a finger up your ass… (according to studies a dilated asshole increases orgasm strength)… SOOOO FIST ME BABY!! :picard: laughing about this at work… I don’t know how I feel about the ol’ thumb in the ass trick. ---
**Author:** ![ShiftDead](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shiftdead/32/7508_2.png) [@ShiftDead](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ShiftDead)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 1:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worthless-thread-forum-whacking-off-while-woman-is-sleeping/62448/191 "2009-02-04T13:42:56Z")
> [@ILC](#): > > Eww it does… missionary vaginal sex blows… Give me a girl that likes to get fucked in the ass, will lick my butt, and let me choke her. On top of that… I wanna sit at the bar… and she is with me and have her tell me, that no matter what she says tonight she wants me to fuck her… no matter what… if she resists she is doing on purpose. > > NOW THAT IS AWESOME SEX. Its like Rape without the legal problems… Its rape with out the legal problems … its RAPE! WOOOOO PM me lol I have got just the girl for you. ---
**Author:** ![ILC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilc/32/5337_2.png) [@ILC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILC)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 1:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worthless-thread-forum-whacking-off-while-woman-is-sleeping/62448/192 "2009-02-04T13:42:56Z")
> [@Minglor](#): > > :picard: > > laughing about this at work… > I don’t know how I feel about the ol’ thumb in the ass trick. you are in your 20s its that time to experiment sweety… keep an open mind… and you will find the light ---
**Author:** ![ILC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilc/32/5337_2.png) [@ILC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILC)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 1:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worthless-thread-forum-whacking-off-while-woman-is-sleeping/62448/193 "2009-02-04T13:44:05Z")
> [@ShiftDead](#): > > PM me lol I have got just the girl for you. No fatties please. Complete freaks are welcome. No ethnic broads either… I hooked up with a black girl and she was totally crazy… No thanks to that race again ---
**Author:** ![ShiftDead](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shiftdead/32/7508_2.png) [@ShiftDead](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ShiftDead)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 1:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worthless-thread-forum-whacking-off-while-woman-is-sleeping/62448/194 "2009-02-04T13:46:40Z")
> [@ILC](#): > > No fatties please. Complete freaks are welcome. No ethnic broads either… I hooked up with a black girl and she was totally crazy… No thanks to that race again Puerto Rican? She is in the army. Fattie not found. ---
**Author:** ![ILC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilc/32/5337_2.png) [@ILC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILC)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 1:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worthless-thread-forum-whacking-off-while-woman-is-sleeping/62448/195 "2009-02-04T13:48:22Z")
> [@ShiftDead](#): > > Puerto Rican? She is in the army. Fattie not found. WOW… She has to be crazy… PM pics? ---
**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 1:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worthless-thread-forum-whacking-off-while-woman-is-sleeping/62448/196 "2009-02-04T13:50:17Z")
just beat your cock like you caught it breakin into your house and tell her to stfu lol. ---
**Author:** ![mindless](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mindless/32/7286_2.png) [@mindless](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mindless)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 1:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worthless-thread-forum-whacking-off-while-woman-is-sleeping/62448/197 "2009-02-04T13:50:33Z")
I absolutely \<3 ILC ---
**Author:** ![Minglor](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/minglor/32/7373_2.png) [@Minglor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Minglor)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 1:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worthless-thread-forum-whacking-off-while-woman-is-sleeping/62448/198 "2009-02-04T13:53:23Z")
> [@ILC](#): > > you are in your 20s its that time to experiment sweety… keep an open mind… and you will find the light I think we have discussed this before, Had a girl toss in a thumber mid beeJ and really didn’t have any effect besides making me squeeze her thumb hahaha ---
**Author:** ![ILC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilc/32/5337_2.png) [@ILC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILC)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 1:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worthless-thread-forum-whacking-off-while-woman-is-sleeping/62448/199 "2009-02-04T13:54:05Z")
> [@Minglor](#): > > I think we have discussed this before, Had a girl toss in a thumber mid beeJ and really didn’t have any effect besides making me squeeze her thumb hahaha HAHA I snorted like a pig lol ---
**Author:** ![Haenszel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e68b1a/32.png) [@Haenszel](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Haenszel)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 1:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worthless-thread-forum-whacking-off-while-woman-is-sleeping/62448/200 "2009-02-04T13:54:51Z")
> [@mindless](#): > > I absolutely \<3 ILC Agreed. [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worthless-thread-forum-whacking-off-while-woman-is-sleeping/62448.md?page=9) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worthless-thread-forum-whacking-off-while-woman-is-sleeping/62448.md?page=11)