# Worthless Thread forum: Whacking off while woman is sleeping **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [February 4, 2009, 1:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worthless-thread-forum-whacking-off-while-woman-is-sleeping/62448 "2009-02-04T01:47:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 13
**Author:** ![97\_B18b1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/9/cdc98d/32.png) [@97\_B18b1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/97_B18b1)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2009, 9:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worthless-thread-forum-whacking-off-while-woman-is-sleeping/62448/241 "2009-02-08T21:26:01Z")
> [@Fry](#): > > So what’s your involvement here? Are you her current slam piece? BUMP! im in a really bitter mood today and revenge will most likely make me feel better. i wasnt gonna do this kuz i wanted to be mature about it but fuck maturity. Well Fry you are partially right he USED to be her “slam piece”, in fact they were together for about 2 years i think. What everyone here doesnt know though, is that she cheated on him too. Whats even better is that he (poose22) thinks that she only made out with some kid…buuuuuuuuuut thats not correct. She actually got drunk at a party and fucked some random kid and told poose22 that she only made out with him, and to my knowledge he still believes that is the case…well until now he does…Whats even better is that she wanted to dump him for this random kid but random kid wont return her phone calls. So she was SOL, but they ended up breaking up anyway so whatever. People should watch what they say about other people, it lamost always has consequences…like this time…Oh and for everyone asking, jake was her boyfriend before me. im not mad about any of this because it was 2 years ago and im with a girl who makes me very happy now, so when i read her post i basically just chuckled to myself. Also can anyone here honestly say that they knew what they were doing when they lost their virginity i mean come one…you are lieing if you do. P.S. it really sucks that it had to come to this. I was really good to her i thought. I always tried to make her happy even though that seemed impossible sometimes. Sometimes i would pay her bills for her if she couldnt afford them, and i never asked her to pay me back i just did it kuz i wanted to be good to her. I even went to arizona with her for a week to meet her grandparents. About a month after we broke up i even chipped in to help her buy a stove for her house. Im not saying i was the best bf in the world and i have my faults, but i cared and i wasnt some asshole trust me. I just needed to say that kuz being embaressed like that does kinda piss me off, even if i dont reall ycare about the cheating now. it was a low blow and i think it deserved one right back. CUNT PUNCH!!! seacrest out ---
**Author:** ![97Ranger](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/97ranger/32/7342_2.png) [@97Ranger](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/97Ranger)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2009, 9:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worthless-thread-forum-whacking-off-while-woman-is-sleeping/62448/242 "2009-02-08T21:37:55Z")
god i hope this gets good ---
**Author:** ![ILC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilc/32/5337_2.png) [@ILC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILC)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2009, 9:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worthless-thread-forum-whacking-off-while-woman-is-sleeping/62448/243 "2009-02-08T21:40:36Z")
> [@97\_B18b1](#): > > BUMP! im in a really bitter mood today and revenge will most likely make me feel better. i wasnt gonna do this kuz i wanted to be mature about it but fuck maturity. Well Fry you are partially right he USED to be her “slam piece”, in fact they were together for about 2 years i think. What everyone here doesnt know though, is that she cheated on him too. Whats even better is that he (poose22) thinks that she only made out with some kid…buuuuuuuuuut thats not correct. She actually got drunk at a party and fucked some random kid and told poose22 that she only made out with him, and to my knowledge he still believes that is the case…well until now he does…Whats even better is that she wanted to dump him for this random kid but random kid wont return her phone calls. So she was SOL, but they ended up breaking up anyway so whatever. People should watch what they say about other people, it lamost always has consequences…like this time…Oh and for everyone asking, jake was her boyfriend before me. im not mad about any of this because it was 2 years ago and im with a girl who makes me very happy now, so when i read her post i basically just chuckled to myself. Also can anyone here honestly say that they knew what they were doing when they lost their virginity i mean come one…you are lieing if you do. > > P.S. it really sucks that it had to come to this. I was really good to her i thought. I always tried to make her happy even though that seemed impossible sometimes. Sometimes i would pay her bills for her if she couldnt afford them, and i never asked her to pay me back i just did it kuz i wanted to be good to her. I even went to arizona with her for a week to meet her grandparents. About a month after we broke up i even chipped in to help her buy a stove for her house. Im not saying i was the best bf in the world and i have my faults, but i cared and i wasnt some asshole trust me. I just needed to say that kuz being embaressed like that does kinda piss me off, even if i dont reall ycare about the cheating now. it was a low blow and i think it deserved one right back. CUNT PUNCH!!! seacrest out . no regrets now 🙂 cause i’m not editting ---
**Author:** ![Minglor](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/minglor/32/7373_2.png) [@Minglor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Minglor)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2009, 9:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worthless-thread-forum-whacking-off-while-woman-is-sleeping/62448/244 "2009-02-08T21:42:36Z")
> [@97\_B18b1](#): > > BUMP! im in a really bitter mood today and revenge will most likely make me feel better. i wasnt gonna do this kuz i wanted to be mature about it but fuck maturity. Well Fry you are partially right he USED to be her “slam piece”, in fact they were together for about 2 years i think. What everyone here doesnt know though, is that she cheated on him too. Whats even better is that he (poose22) thinks that she only made out with some kid…buuuuuuuuuut thats not correct. She actually got drunk at a party and fucked some random kid and told poose22 that she only made out with him, and to my knowledge he still believes that is the case…well until now he does…Whats even better is that she wanted to dump him for this random kid but random kid wont return her phone calls. So she was SOL, but they ended up breaking up anyway so whatever. People should watch what they say about other people, it lamost always has consequences…like this time…Oh and for everyone asking, jake was her boyfriend before me. im not mad about any of this because it was 2 years ago and im with a girl who makes me very happy now, so when i read her post i basically just chuckled to myself. Also can anyone here honestly say that they knew what they were doing when they lost their virginity i mean come one…you are lieing if you do. > > P.S. it really sucks that it had to come to this. I was really good to her i thought. I always tried to make her happy even though that seemed impossible sometimes. Sometimes i would pay her bills for her if she couldnt afford them, and i never asked her to pay me back i just did it kuz i wanted to be good to her. I even went to arizona with her for a week to meet her grandparents. About a month after we broke up i even chipped in to help her buy a stove for her house. Im not saying i was the best bf in the world and i have my faults, but i cared and i wasnt some asshole trust me. I just needed to say that kuz being embaressed like that does kinda piss me off, even if i dont reall ycare about the cheating now. it was a low blow and i think it deserved one right back. CUNT PUNCH!!! seacrest out fucking wall of text. ---
**Author:** ![turbociv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dfb087/32.png) [@turbociv](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/turbociv)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2009, 9:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worthless-thread-forum-whacking-off-while-woman-is-sleeping/62448/245 "2009-02-08T21:46:04Z")
still waiting for the nudes.😃 ---
**Author:** ![MPD47](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mpd47/32/7383_2.png) [@MPD47](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MPD47)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2009, 9:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worthless-thread-forum-whacking-off-while-woman-is-sleeping/62448/246 "2009-02-08T21:52:35Z")
:lol: HOW THE FUCK DID I MISS THIS THREAD. ---
**Author:** ![ILC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilc/32/5337_2.png) [@ILC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILC)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2009, 9:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worthless-thread-forum-whacking-off-while-woman-is-sleeping/62448/247 "2009-02-08T21:57:32Z")
I believe I’m the one that says seacrest out… BTW. ---
**Author:** ![97\_B18b1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/9/cdc98d/32.png) [@97\_B18b1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/97_B18b1)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2009, 9:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worthless-thread-forum-whacking-off-while-woman-is-sleeping/62448/248 "2009-02-08T21:59:29Z")
o…im sorry i didnt know, i just saw frank caliendo do it and i decided to put it in there. My bad, ill leave like the second black guy at a frat party ---
**Author:** ![ILC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilc/32/5337_2.png) [@ILC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILC)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2009, 10:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worthless-thread-forum-whacking-off-while-woman-is-sleeping/62448/249 "2009-02-08T22:02:51Z")
> [@97\_B18b1](#): > > o…im sorry i didnt know, i just saw frank caliendo do it and i decided to put it in there. My bad, ill leave like the second black guy at a frat party lol no I apparently look like ryan seacrest… anyway I finally read through what you wrote… and I was hoping for more drama. Sadly you sound like you got fucked, and were the nice dude. But this sounds a lot like bullshit high school drama, which is in no way enteraining to me at all, Whatever her name is… WHAT A FUCKING WHORE ---
**Author:** ![ILC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilc/32/5337_2.png) [@ILC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILC)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2009, 10:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worthless-thread-forum-whacking-off-while-woman-is-sleeping/62448/250 "2009-02-08T22:04:28Z")
HOw about posting some faceboook pictures of her so we can make fun of how unattractive she is. ---
**Author:** ![97\_B18b1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/9/cdc98d/32.png) [@97\_B18b1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/97_B18b1)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2009, 10:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worthless-thread-forum-whacking-off-while-woman-is-sleeping/62448/251 "2009-02-08T22:07:11Z")
well its funny kuz i was sleeping when she posted so i woke up to a shit storm of texts from ppl about it, and one from her. when i went on facebook she not only took herself off my friends list she also blocked me. So, ya, i think its private neway. Heres mine… [http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1560049453&ref=name](http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1560049453&ref=name) ---
**Author:** ![Shrives](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shrives/32/7250_2.png) [@Shrives](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shrives)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2009, 10:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worthless-thread-forum-whacking-off-while-woman-is-sleeping/62448/252 "2009-02-08T22:07:26Z")
> [@mindless](#): > > I absolutely \<3 ILC x20 fucking hilarious ---
**Author:** ![ILC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilc/32/5337_2.png) [@ILC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILC)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2009, 10:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worthless-thread-forum-whacking-off-while-woman-is-sleeping/62448/253 "2009-02-08T22:10:46Z")
> [@97\_B18b1](#): > > well its funny kuz i was sleeping when she posted so i woke up to a shit storm of texts from ppl about it, and one from her. when i went on facebook she not only took herself off my friends list she also blocked me. So, ya, i think its private neway. Heres mine… > > [http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1560049453&ref=name](http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1560049453&ref=name) :io: ---
**Author:** ![ILC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilc/32/5337_2.png) [@ILC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILC)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2009, 10:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worthless-thread-forum-whacking-off-while-woman-is-sleeping/62448/254 "2009-02-08T22:25:56Z")
on another note… I could really go for a dutch rudder right now. My arm is getting tired ---
**Author:** ![Minglor](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/minglor/32/7373_2.png) [@Minglor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Minglor)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2009, 10:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worthless-thread-forum-whacking-off-while-woman-is-sleeping/62448/255 "2009-02-08T22:54:51Z")
> [@ILC](#): > > on another note… I could really go for a dutch rudder right now. My arm is getting tired I’ll grab your arm if you grab mine… ---
**Author:** ![Minglor](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/minglor/32/7373_2.png) [@Minglor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Minglor)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2009, 10:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worthless-thread-forum-whacking-off-while-woman-is-sleeping/62448/256 "2009-02-08T22:56:45Z")
> [@ILC](#): > > I believe I’m the one that says seacrest out… BTW. ---
**Author:** ![ILC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilc/32/5337_2.png) [@ILC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILC)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2009, 5:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worthless-thread-forum-whacking-off-while-woman-is-sleeping/62448/257 "2009-02-09T05:57:41Z")
I still don’t look like ryan seacrest despite what the ginger says ---
**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2009, 6:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worthless-thread-forum-whacking-off-while-woman-is-sleeping/62448/258 "2009-02-09T06:00:13Z")
I can see it. ---
**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2009, 7:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worthless-thread-forum-whacking-off-while-woman-is-sleeping/62448/259 "2009-02-09T07:27:11Z")
> [@evolve](#): > > I can see it. i can def see it oh, and > What everyone here doesnt know though, is that she cheated on him too. Whats even better is that he (poose22) thinks that she only made out with some kid…buuuuuuuuuut thats not correct. She actually got drunk at a party and fucked some random kid and told poose22 that she only made out with him, and to my knowledge he still believes that is the case… :fry: ---
**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2009, 7:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worthless-thread-forum-whacking-off-while-woman-is-sleeping/62448/260 "2009-02-09T07:30:49Z")
> [@97\_B18b1](#): > > P.S. it really sucks that it had to come to this. I was really good to her i thought. I always tried to make her happy even though that seemed impossible sometimes. Sometimes i would pay her bills for her if she couldnt afford them, and i never asked her to pay me back i just did it kuz i wanted to be good to her. I even went to arizona with her for a week to meet her grandparents. **About a month _after we broke up_ i even chipped in to help her buy a stove for her house.** Im not saying i was the best bf in the world and i have my faults, but i cared and i wasnt some asshole trust me. I just needed to say that kuz being embaressed like that does kinda piss me off, even if i dont reall ycare about the cheating now. it was a low blow and i think it deserved one right back. CUNT PUNCH!!! seacrest out I highlighted things you did wrong that likely contributed to you losing her. You managed to friend zone yourself with your damn girlfriend. Well done. [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worthless-thread-forum-whacking-off-while-woman-is-sleeping/62448.md?page=12) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worthless-thread-forum-whacking-off-while-woman-is-sleeping/62448.md?page=14)