# Worthless Thread forum: Whacking off while woman is sleeping **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [February 4, 2009, 1:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worthless-thread-forum-whacking-off-while-woman-is-sleeping/62448 "2009-02-04T01:47:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 10:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worthless-thread-forum-whacking-off-while-woman-is-sleeping/62448/61 "2009-02-04T10:50:24Z")
id let a chick fake it all she wants. “You mean I get to give a subpar effort and pretend that as far as I know, you’re satisfied to your heart’s content? Good deal. Way to encourage mediocrity. And here I was actually getting you off like a sucker.” ---
**Author:** ![4DOORBABE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/4doorbabe/32/5071_2.png) [@4DOORBABE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/4DOORBABE)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 10:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worthless-thread-forum-whacking-off-while-woman-is-sleeping/62448/62 "2009-02-04T10:50:45Z")
You can fake it, but I don’t know of any girl who has faked it after having a real one. So maybe Miss Poprocks hasn’t had one before to know what it feels like. I also don’t know any girl who can’t talk herself into having one, even if the sex is that bad. Unless he doesn’t last long enough for her to talk herself into it!! :gotme: ---
**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 10:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worthless-thread-forum-whacking-off-while-woman-is-sleeping/62448/63 "2009-02-04T10:52:16Z")
i banged a squirter once on my friends dad’s guest bed i honestly thought she pee’d on me, we were both hammered now that i think about it… she may have been lieing and actually had pee’d on me … anyway… where are these pics??? ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 10:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worthless-thread-forum-whacking-off-while-woman-is-sleeping/62448/64 "2009-02-04T10:52:32Z")
> [@Joe](#): > > id let a chick fake it all she wants. “You mean I get to give a subpar effort and pretend that as far as I know, you’re satisfied to your heart’s content? Good deal. Way to encourage mediocrity. And here I was actually getting you off like a sucker.” We’ll call it: democrat sex. :io: ---
**Author:** ![Poose22](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/poose22/32/7252_2.png) [@Poose22](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Poose22)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 10:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worthless-thread-forum-whacking-off-while-woman-is-sleeping/62448/65 "2009-02-04T10:52:57Z")
> [@70Mach1](#): > > dont got one currently, wish i did ☹ good. i’d feel bad for anyone that would want to be with you ---
**Author:** ![justa4door](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justa4door/32/7259_2.png) [@justa4door](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justa4door)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 10:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worthless-thread-forum-whacking-off-while-woman-is-sleeping/62448/66 "2009-02-04T10:53:34Z")
lol we need more chicks in here to talk about this \*Sends Mrs. Fry & Dawn a text \* ---
**Author:** ![70Mach1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/70mach1/32/5323_2.png) [@70Mach1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/70Mach1)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 10:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worthless-thread-forum-whacking-off-while-woman-is-sleeping/62448/67 "2009-02-04T10:54:05Z")
> [@Jam](#): > > i banged a squirter once on my friends dad’s guest bed > > i honestly thought she pee’d on me, we were both hammered > > now that i think about it… she may have been lieing and actually had pee’d on me > > … > > anyway… where are these pics??? lol, dont know about the pics…but squirter must have been interesteing ---
**Author:** ![70Mach1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/70mach1/32/5323_2.png) [@70Mach1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/70Mach1)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 10:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worthless-thread-forum-whacking-off-while-woman-is-sleeping/62448/68 "2009-02-04T10:54:31Z")
> [@Poose22](#): > > good. i’d feel bad for anyone that would want to be with you i know, me too ---
**Author:** ![Janus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c2a13f/32.png) [@Janus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Janus)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 10:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worthless-thread-forum-whacking-off-while-woman-is-sleeping/62448/69 "2009-02-04T10:55:06Z")
i noticed she’s gone anyway lol… so yea, more women are needed to chime in. this thread really took a few turns… lol ---
**Author:** ![70Mach1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/70mach1/32/5323_2.png) [@70Mach1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/70Mach1)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 10:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worthless-thread-forum-whacking-off-while-woman-is-sleeping/62448/70 "2009-02-04T10:55:37Z")
lol a few turns too many haha ---
**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 10:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worthless-thread-forum-whacking-off-while-woman-is-sleeping/62448/71 "2009-02-04T10:56:51Z")
> [@Fry](#): > > We’ll call it: democrat sex. :io: Nah democrat sex is sharing the orgasms. Every chick whose guy sucks in bed gets one good stiff one a month from someone who knows what he’s doing, in the hopes that they’ll pass along some pointers to the rest of the men. The Republican plan was to pick 1% of the population having the best sex and require them to do it a lot more. ---
**Author:** ![justa4door](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justa4door/32/7259_2.png) [@justa4door](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justa4door)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 10:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worthless-thread-forum-whacking-off-while-woman-is-sleeping/62448/72 "2009-02-04T10:57:48Z")
> [@Joe](#): > > Nah democrat sex is sharing the orgasms. Every chick whose guy sucks in bed gets one good stiff one a month from someone who knows what he’s doing, in the hopes that they’ll pass along some pointers to the rest of the men. The Republican plan was to pick 1% of the population having the best sex and require them to do it a lot more. lol why must it go to one of these fucking topics ---
**Author:** ![Helidrop](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/helidrop/32/7583_2.png) [@Helidrop](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Helidrop)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 10:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worthless-thread-forum-whacking-off-while-woman-is-sleeping/62448/73 "2009-02-04T10:57:49Z")
> [@justa4door](#): > > lol we need more chicks in here to talk about this > > \*Sends Mrs. Fry & Dawn a text \* you’re right … i’ve never faked it since i had one. If i can’t get to that point and he finishes and i’m exhausted, i’d rather just roll over and pass out…and get back to it in the morning ---
**Author:** ![justa4door](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justa4door/32/7259_2.png) [@justa4door](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justa4door)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 10:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worthless-thread-forum-whacking-off-while-woman-is-sleeping/62448/74 "2009-02-04T10:59:17Z")
> [@Helidrop](#): > > you’re right … i’ve never faked it since i had one. If i can’t get to that point and he finishes and i’m exhausted, i’d rather just roll over and pass out…and get back to it in the morning and you can talk yourself into one correct?? ---
**Author:** ![ILC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilc/32/5337_2.png) [@ILC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILC)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 10:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worthless-thread-forum-whacking-off-while-woman-is-sleeping/62448/75 "2009-02-04T10:59:18Z")
Hahahahahahhaahahhahahahahhahahahaha this toook a turn for awesome! ---
**Author:** ![justa4door](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justa4door/32/7259_2.png) [@justa4door](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justa4door)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 10:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worthless-thread-forum-whacking-off-while-woman-is-sleeping/62448/76 "2009-02-04T10:59:35Z")
sure did ---
**Author:** ![70Mach1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/70mach1/32/5323_2.png) [@70Mach1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/70Mach1)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 11:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worthless-thread-forum-whacking-off-while-woman-is-sleeping/62448/77 "2009-02-04T11:00:16Z")
+1 on that ---
**Author:** ![Helidrop](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/helidrop/32/7583_2.png) [@Helidrop](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Helidrop)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 11:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worthless-thread-forum-whacking-off-while-woman-is-sleeping/62448/78 "2009-02-04T11:00:25Z")
> [@justa4door](#): > > and you can talk yourself into one correct?? I’ve never tried, honestly. I’m more concerned with pleasing him … we only see each other every so often because he’s on the road for work ---
**Author:** ![Treads4Heads](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/treads4heads/32/7416_2.png) [@Treads4Heads](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Treads4Heads)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 11:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worthless-thread-forum-whacking-off-while-woman-is-sleeping/62448/79 "2009-02-04T11:01:09Z")
ugh, where the fuck is poppyrocks and her bf, NEED MOAR DRAMA ---
**Author:** ![ILC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilc/32/5337_2.png) [@ILC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILC)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 11:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worthless-thread-forum-whacking-off-while-woman-is-sleeping/62448/80 "2009-02-04T11:01:27Z")
I’ve been with a girl that can’t have one… That about frustrating. I wouldn’t say I’m the best fuck in the world but and normal girl would have gotten off a few times with the things I did with her. Seemed like it’s a big mental thing [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worthless-thread-forum-whacking-off-while-woman-is-sleeping/62448.md?page=3) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worthless-thread-forum-whacking-off-while-woman-is-sleeping/62448.md?page=5)