# Worthless Thread forum: Whacking off while woman is sleeping **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [February 4, 2009, 1:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worthless-thread-forum-whacking-off-while-woman-is-sleeping/62448 "2009-02-04T01:47:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![4DOORBABE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/4doorbabe/32/5071_2.png) [@4DOORBABE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/4DOORBABE)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 11:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worthless-thread-forum-whacking-off-while-woman-is-sleeping/62448/81 "2009-02-04T11:03:15Z")
> [@ILC](#): > > Seemed like it’s a big mental thing B-I-N-G-O…like I said you can pretty much talk yourself into one! ---
**Author:** ![justa4door](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justa4door/32/7259_2.png) [@justa4door](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justa4door)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 11:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worthless-thread-forum-whacking-off-while-woman-is-sleeping/62448/82 "2009-02-04T11:03:15Z")
its all in her head… ILC i have toys to help …lol EDIT::: BUY ME A BEER BITCH ---
**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 11:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worthless-thread-forum-whacking-off-while-woman-is-sleeping/62448/83 "2009-02-04T11:04:25Z")
> [@justa4door](#): > > do you know how many girl/woman fake it … really do you … its like 85% of them fake it > > and like 45% of them have never had a “O” > > 35% of them squirt but hold it back b/c they dont want the embarrisment so they never get a real O > > 5% of them will squirt bro. where do you get your numbers? ---
**Author:** ![justa4door](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justa4door/32/7259_2.png) [@justa4door](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justa4door)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 11:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worthless-thread-forum-whacking-off-while-woman-is-sleeping/62448/84 "2009-02-04T11:04:50Z")
lol a fucking hat… sounded good right true story tho … its on a porn i have called “swallow my squirt” ---
**Author:** ![4DOORBABE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/4doorbabe/32/5071_2.png) [@4DOORBABE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/4DOORBABE)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 11:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worthless-thread-forum-whacking-off-while-woman-is-sleeping/62448/85 "2009-02-04T11:05:03Z")
> [@justa4door](#): > > ] > > EDIT::: BUY ME A BEER BITCH No you still owe me from yesterday for fixing the new computer…oh wait I can’t drink…remember “I’m pregnant!” :lol: LMAO ---
**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 11:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worthless-thread-forum-whacking-off-while-woman-is-sleeping/62448/86 "2009-02-04T11:05:41Z")
> [@Jam](#): > > i banged a squirter once on my friends dad’s guest bed > > i honestly thought she pee’d on me, we were both hammered > > now that i think about it… she may have been lieing and actually had pee’d on me > > … > > anyway… where are these pics??? Jam, I need to have a beer or 12 with you. you make me fucking lol so much. ---
**Author:** ![ShiftDead](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shiftdead/32/7508_2.png) [@ShiftDead](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ShiftDead)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 11:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worthless-thread-forum-whacking-off-while-woman-is-sleeping/62448/87 "2009-02-04T11:06:09Z")
This thread had so much promise in the beginning. Now it needs to be shot. Poprocks is crazy. End of story. ---
**Author:** ![justa4door](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justa4door/32/7259_2.png) [@justa4door](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justa4door)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 11:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worthless-thread-forum-whacking-off-while-woman-is-sleeping/62448/88 "2009-02-04T11:06:23Z")
> [@4DOORBABE](#): > > No you still owe me from yesterday for fixing the new computer…oh wait I can’t drink…remember “I’m pregnant!” :lol: LMAO NO PEOPLE SHE IS NOT ---
**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 11:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worthless-thread-forum-whacking-off-while-woman-is-sleeping/62448/89 "2009-02-04T11:08:03Z")
this thread went from worthless to spectacular. ---
**Author:** ![70Mach1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/70mach1/32/5323_2.png) [@70Mach1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/70Mach1)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 11:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worthless-thread-forum-whacking-off-while-woman-is-sleeping/62448/90 "2009-02-04T11:09:41Z")
> [@evolve](#): > > this thread went from worthless to spectacular. +1 ---
**Author:** ![ILC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilc/32/5337_2.png) [@ILC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILC)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 11:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worthless-thread-forum-whacking-off-while-woman-is-sleeping/62448/91 "2009-02-04T11:10:56Z")
> [@justa4door](#): > > its all in her head… > > ILC i have toys to help …lol > > EDIT::: BUY ME A BEER BITCH Saint patties day banger… I’m making it an annual event. I’m gonna start the planning now ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 11:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worthless-thread-forum-whacking-off-while-woman-is-sleeping/62448/92 "2009-02-04T11:11:41Z")
Spring needs to come. The drama on the boards is overwhelming. ---
**Author:** ![Coldaccord](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/coldaccord/32/7272_2.png) [@Coldaccord](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Coldaccord)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 11:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worthless-thread-forum-whacking-off-while-woman-is-sleeping/62448/93 "2009-02-04T11:13:30Z")
> [@Jam](#): > > i banged a squirter once on my friends dad’s guest bed > > i honestly thought she pee’d on me, we were both hammered > > now that i think about it… she may have been lieing and actually had pee’d on me the girl’s mind: oh god. am I really doing this with _him_? fuck it. He’s already in. I think. I’ll just let him do his thing so I can go. Oh man I shouldn’t have had so many coors lights. I really have to pee. God, he’s still not done yet? Man that beard is scratchy. When’s the last time this guy took a bath? I hope he’s wearing a condom. I fucked that sketchy dude from Brick Bar last night and he def didn’t wrap it up. Damn two mistakes in one weekend. Damn those coors lights. I have to pee so bad. He’s still not done yet? Goooood I have to peeeee. Fuck it. ---
**Author:** ![Poose22](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/poose22/32/7252_2.png) [@Poose22](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Poose22)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 11:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worthless-thread-forum-whacking-off-while-woman-is-sleeping/62448/94 "2009-02-04T11:13:53Z")
> [@ShiftDead](#): > > This thread had so much promise in the beginning. Now it needs to be shot. > > Poprocks is crazy. End of story. dude, you dont even know her. so why dont you stick to what you do know best :nohomo: ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 11:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worthless-thread-forum-whacking-off-while-woman-is-sleeping/62448/95 "2009-02-04T11:14:25Z")
Users currently viewing this thread: 22 Awesome. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 11:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worthless-thread-forum-whacking-off-while-woman-is-sleeping/62448/96 "2009-02-04T11:14:49Z")
> [@Coldaccord](#): > > the girl’s mind: > > oh god. am I really doing this with _him_? > > fuck it. He’s already in. I think. I’ll just let him do his thing so I can go. > > Oh man I shouldn’t have had so many coors lights. I really have to pee. > > God, he’s still not done yet? Man that beard is scratchy. When’s the last time this guy took a bath? > > I hope he’s wearing a condom. I fucked that sketchy dude from Brick Bar last night and he def didn’t wrap it up. Damn two mistakes in one weekend. > > Damn those coors lights. I have to pee so bad. > > He’s still not done yet? Goooood I have to peeeee. > > Fuck it. :lol: ---
**Author:** ![Haenszel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e68b1a/32.png) [@Haenszel](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Haenszel)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 11:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worthless-thread-forum-whacking-off-while-woman-is-sleeping/62448/97 "2009-02-04T11:16:09Z")
> [@Jam](#): > > i banged a squirter once on my friends dad’s guest bed > > i honestly thought she pee’d on me, we were both hammered > > now that i think about it… she may have been lieing and actually had pee’d on me > > … > > anyway… where are these pics??? yeah hi, that was my dads house… I remember your face the next morning… holy god it was awesome. And she didn’t pee on you, I did… remember? (sorry jammo). ---
**Author:** ![Static](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/static/32/7340_2.png) [@Static](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Static)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 11:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worthless-thread-forum-whacking-off-while-woman-is-sleeping/62448/98 "2009-02-04T11:16:11Z")
> [@Coldaccord](#): > > the girl’s mind: > > oh god. am I really doing this with _him_? > > fuck it. He’s already in. I think. I’ll just let him do his thing so I can go. > > Oh man I shouldn’t have had so many coors lights. I really have to pee. > > God, he’s still not done yet? Man that beard is scratchy. When’s the last time this guy took a bath? > > I hope he’s wearing a condom. I fucked that sketchy dude from Brick Bar last night and he def didn’t wrap it up. Damn two mistakes in one weekend. > > Damn those coors lights. I have to pee so bad. > > He’s still not done yet? Goooood I have to peeeee. > > Fuck it. hahahahahaha pure awesome ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 11:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worthless-thread-forum-whacking-off-while-woman-is-sleeping/62448/99 "2009-02-04T11:16:38Z")
> [@Poose22](#): > > dude, you dont even know her. so why dont you stick to what you do know best :nohomo: So what’s your involvement here? Are you her current slam piece? ---
**Author:** ![justa4door](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justa4door/32/7259_2.png) [@justa4door](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justa4door)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 11:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worthless-thread-forum-whacking-off-while-woman-is-sleeping/62448/100 "2009-02-04T11:18:49Z")
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