# Worthless Thread forum: Whacking off while woman is sleeping **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [February 4, 2009, 1:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worthless-thread-forum-whacking-off-while-woman-is-sleeping/62448 "2009-02-04T01:47:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![Treads4Heads](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/treads4heads/32/7416_2.png) [@Treads4Heads](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Treads4Heads)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 12:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worthless-thread-forum-whacking-off-while-woman-is-sleeping/62448/161 "2009-02-04T12:18:21Z")
A challenger has appeared! look whos viewing! ---
**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 12:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worthless-thread-forum-whacking-off-while-woman-is-sleeping/62448/162 "2009-02-04T12:19:18Z")
wtf happened this shit got hella gay fast ---
**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 12:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worthless-thread-forum-whacking-off-while-woman-is-sleeping/62448/163 "2009-02-04T12:19:32Z")
poprocks in the house!! nudes or ban. NOW!! That will make your ex REALLY upset, so you should do it. ---
**Author:** ![justa4door](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justa4door/32/7259_2.png) [@justa4door](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justa4door)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 12:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worthless-thread-forum-whacking-off-while-woman-is-sleeping/62448/164 "2009-02-04T12:19:38Z")
I’m a little teapot Short and stouts Here is my handle Here is my spout When I get all steamed up I just shout Tip me over and pour me out ---
**Author:** ![Helidrop](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/helidrop/32/7583_2.png) [@Helidrop](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Helidrop)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 12:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worthless-thread-forum-whacking-off-while-woman-is-sleeping/62448/165 "2009-02-04T12:20:37Z")
> [@turbociv](#): > > yea, but what if you wake up with sticky eye or hair???:uhh: i could take a shower? ---
**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 12:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worthless-thread-forum-whacking-off-while-woman-is-sleeping/62448/166 "2009-02-04T12:23:08Z")
what if you were woken up by him grabbing your tits, trying to get off? ---
**Author:** ![Helidrop](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/helidrop/32/7583_2.png) [@Helidrop](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Helidrop)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 12:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worthless-thread-forum-whacking-off-while-woman-is-sleeping/62448/167 "2009-02-04T12:25:01Z")
> [@boardjnky4](#): > > what if you were woken up by him grabbing your tits, trying to get off? i probably wouldn’t wake up … and if i did…well then i guess i’d join the fun ---
**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 12:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worthless-thread-forum-whacking-off-while-woman-is-sleeping/62448/168 "2009-02-04T12:25:21Z")
> [@ILC](#): > > Well I’m watching land before time 2 Cera’s such a dirty slut. ---
**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 12:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worthless-thread-forum-whacking-off-while-woman-is-sleeping/62448/169 "2009-02-04T12:25:56Z")
> [@Helidrop](#): > > i probably wouldn’t wake up … and if i did…well then i guess i’d join the fun you’re a good woman, ok in my book for sure. ---
**Author:** ![ShiftDead](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shiftdead/32/7508_2.png) [@ShiftDead](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ShiftDead)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 12:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worthless-thread-forum-whacking-off-while-woman-is-sleeping/62448/170 "2009-02-04T12:31:12Z")
This response is going to have a bunch of useless low blows to a few people in it I am sure. ---
**Author:** ![Treads4Heads](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/treads4heads/32/7416_2.png) [@Treads4Heads](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Treads4Heads)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 12:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worthless-thread-forum-whacking-off-while-woman-is-sleeping/62448/171 "2009-02-04T12:32:29Z")
FUCK shes gone! ---
**Author:** ![tpgsr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tpgsr/32/7374_2.png) [@tpgsr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tpgsr)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 12:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worthless-thread-forum-whacking-off-while-woman-is-sleeping/62448/172 "2009-02-04T12:40:31Z")
> [@Helidrop](#): > > i probably wouldn’t wake up … and if i did…well then i guess i’d join the fun Sooooo… What are you doing later 😉 ---
**Author:** ![nitroinsane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/d26b3c/32.png) [@nitroinsane](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/nitroinsane)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 12:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worthless-thread-forum-whacking-off-while-woman-is-sleeping/62448/173 "2009-02-04T12:44:22Z")
Double fail ---
**Author:** ![deebo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deebo/32/5218_2.png) [@deebo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deebo)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 1:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worthless-thread-forum-whacking-off-while-woman-is-sleeping/62448/174 "2009-02-04T13:04:25Z")
lol wtf ---
**Author:** ![mindless](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mindless/32/7286_2.png) [@mindless](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mindless)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 1:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worthless-thread-forum-whacking-off-while-woman-is-sleeping/62448/175 "2009-02-04T13:04:30Z")
> [@justa4door](#): > > do you know how many girl/woman fake it … really do you … its like 85% of them fake it > > and like 45% of them have never had a “O” > > 35% of them squirt but hold it back b/c they dont want the embarrisment so they never get a real O > > 5% of them will squirt Mehh i cum every time. ---
**Author:** ![ILC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilc/32/5337_2.png) [@ILC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILC)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 1:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worthless-thread-forum-whacking-off-while-woman-is-sleeping/62448/176 "2009-02-04T13:08:46Z")
> [@mindless](#): > > Mehh i cum every time. and thats all that matters. Thats why I don’t get upset when I premature ejactulate ---
**Author:** ![deebo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deebo/32/5218_2.png) [@deebo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deebo)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 1:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worthless-thread-forum-whacking-off-while-woman-is-sleeping/62448/177 "2009-02-04T13:17:28Z")
i hate when they squirt on you. then wont clean it off. so i pulled out and went to squirt (she knew i was going for the face lol) and she moved her face so i decided to just do it all over her bed. lol ---
**Author:** ![97\_B18b1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/9/cdc98d/32.png) [@97\_B18b1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/97_B18b1)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 1:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worthless-thread-forum-whacking-off-while-woman-is-sleeping/62448/178 "2009-02-04T13:18:44Z")
> [@Poprocks704](#): > > funny thing, this never happened. Considering the fact that I’m the only “ex” of yours you had sex with, probably shouldn’t lie and call me a psycho. Since everyone thinks I am anyway from your little post there…lets see. 1.) I cheated on you…multiple times…even a few times with Jake! 2.) First time we had sex…when you lost your virginity to me…I laughed out loud because you were so horrible and 3.) every single time you thought you “pleasured me” I faked it. So next time, use your brain there guy. haha was talking about a completly different girl but nice job makeing urself look like a fool :tup: ---
**Author:** ![ILC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilc/32/5337_2.png) [@ILC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILC)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 1:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worthless-thread-forum-whacking-off-while-woman-is-sleeping/62448/179 "2009-02-04T13:19:41Z")
> [@97\_B18b1](#): > > was talking about a completly different girl but nice job makeing urself look like a fool :tup: the funny thing is… She still was fucking some other guy and you never got her off lol But! its a good thing you are with her. She’s a pretty big cunt for cheating on you ---
**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 1:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worthless-thread-forum-whacking-off-while-woman-is-sleeping/62448/180 "2009-02-04T13:20:12Z")
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