# Would it be illegal to shoot my neighbor's dog with a BB gun?

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**Created:** [June 16, 2008, 10:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/would-it-be-illegal-to-shoot-my-neighbors-dog-with-a-bb-gun/50084 "2008-06-16T10:06:03Z")\
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**Author:** ![Schema](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/779978/32.png) [@Schema](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Schema)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2008, 11:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/would-it-be-illegal-to-shoot-my-neighbors-dog-with-a-bb-gun/50084/41 "2008-06-16T11:55:57Z")

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Being realistic…

Talk to the owner first:

" Hey, I see you make sure your dogs get out every morning to not make a mess in your house. Any way you can let them back in for another 3 hours after they do their deed? I haven’t been able to sleep after they get up but didn’t want to bother you about it"

AFTER you find out what their response would be, choose the appropriate next step.

Or just have sex with a deep fried dead dog.

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**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2008, 11:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/would-it-be-illegal-to-shoot-my-neighbors-dog-with-a-bb-gun/50084/42 "2008-06-16T11:55:58Z")

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For the record, bark collars work on a pair of vibration probes that have to be pressed up against the dog’s neck. So it’s not like you can just set one in the yard and expect it to pick up the dog’s bark.

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**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2008, 11:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/would-it-be-illegal-to-shoot-my-neighbors-dog-with-a-bb-gun/50084/43 "2008-06-16T11:58:14Z")

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> [@LZ](#):
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> [laneselfdefense.com&nbsp;-&nbsp;laneselfdefense Resources and Information.](http://www.laneselfdefense.com/dogchaser.htm)
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> Group buy?

OMG!!!

Get a bunch of those and remote on and off. Break into his house and blast those on at like 1am he’ll be dumbfounded why the dog is going beserk

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**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2008, 11:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/would-it-be-illegal-to-shoot-my-neighbors-dog-with-a-bb-gun/50084/44 "2008-06-16T11:59:42Z")

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talk to the owner before you do anything

and this reminded me of “craig could have 1000 dogs barking IN YOUR ROOM and you couldnt do shit!”

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**Author:** ![airhead](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/airhead/32/7471_2.png) [@airhead](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/airhead)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2008, 12:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/would-it-be-illegal-to-shoot-my-neighbors-dog-with-a-bb-gun/50084/45 "2008-06-16T12:00:46Z")

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I’d say toss a few dog-friendly laxatives over in their yard for revenge, but that would probably just end with the dogs being outside for more time. Mastiffs would probably make a hell of a mess in the house. I vote for the CD player rigged to play random zoo animal noises all day while you’re out.

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**Author:** ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2008, 12:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/would-it-be-illegal-to-shoot-my-neighbors-dog-with-a-bb-gun/50084/46 "2008-06-16T12:02:41Z")

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or just play this out your window on a loop every time it barks…

[http://youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU](http://youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU)

😃

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**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2008, 12:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/would-it-be-illegal-to-shoot-my-neighbors-dog-with-a-bb-gun/50084/47 "2008-06-16T12:06:36Z")

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> [@airhead](#):
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> I’d say toss a few dog-friendly laxatives over in their yard for revenge, but that would probably just end with the dogs being outside for more time. Mastiffs would probably make a hell of a mess in the house.

Cheese wheel. Lob an entire cheese wheel over the fence to them.

Either the owner finds his mastiffs eating an entire cheese wheel and you get a pic of an epic WTF reaction, or the dogs eat the whole thing and then wreck the house. :crap:

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**Post date:** [June 16, 2008, 12:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/would-it-be-illegal-to-shoot-my-neighbors-dog-with-a-bb-gun/50084/48 "2008-06-16T12:08:20Z")

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Just leave a note on the door:

Pleas keep your dog quiet early in the morning

or else

- Sincerely

Everybody in earshot

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**Post date:** [June 16, 2008, 12:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/would-it-be-illegal-to-shoot-my-neighbors-dog-with-a-bb-gun/50084/49 "2008-06-16T12:32:04Z")

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Run over and steal the dogs and then sell them.

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**Author:** ![slowtalon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slowtalon/32/7205_2.png) [@slowtalon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slowtalon)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2008, 12:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/would-it-be-illegal-to-shoot-my-neighbors-dog-with-a-bb-gun/50084/50 "2008-06-16T12:54:28Z")

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next time you change your coolant just leave it where the dog can get to. Wow its so wrong but i feel the same way when my neighbors dog is barking at kids all fucking day, thats why i have cats they just sleep and eat and dont make too much noise.

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**Post date:** [June 16, 2008, 12:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/would-it-be-illegal-to-shoot-my-neighbors-dog-with-a-bb-gun/50084/51 "2008-06-16T12:57:32Z")

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> [@Fry](#):
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> Cheese wheel. Lob an entire cheese wheel over the fence to them.

“…And you ate the whole… wheel of cheese? How’d you do that? Heck, I’m not even mad; that’s amazing.”

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**Author:** ![Karter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@Karter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Karter)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2008, 12:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/would-it-be-illegal-to-shoot-my-neighbors-dog-with-a-bb-gun/50084/52 "2008-06-16T12:58:29Z")

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most coolants are animal friendly now.

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**Post date:** [June 16, 2008, 1:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/would-it-be-illegal-to-shoot-my-neighbors-dog-with-a-bb-gun/50084/53 "2008-06-16T13:08:48Z")

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> [@slowtalon](#):
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> thats why i have cats they just sleep and eat and dont make too much noise.

THEN WHATS THE POINT?

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**Post date:** [June 16, 2008, 1:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/would-it-be-illegal-to-shoot-my-neighbors-dog-with-a-bb-gun/50084/54 "2008-06-16T13:13:04Z")

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newman, i got airsoft guns cheap, how bout an ak or mp5?

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**Post date:** [June 16, 2008, 1:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/would-it-be-illegal-to-shoot-my-neighbors-dog-with-a-bb-gun/50084/55 "2008-06-16T13:18:27Z")

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Or a fucking blow gun that can put 1/4" holes in things

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**Author:** ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2008, 1:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/would-it-be-illegal-to-shoot-my-neighbors-dog-with-a-bb-gun/50084/56 "2008-06-16T13:25:02Z")

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fuck that, if your gonna shoot the dog, might as well use something that’ll do ALOT of damage… ![http://www.impactguns.com/store/media/barrett_95.jpg](http://www.impactguns.com/store/media/barrett_95.jpg)

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**Post date:** [June 16, 2008, 1:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/would-it-be-illegal-to-shoot-my-neighbors-dog-with-a-bb-gun/50084/57 "2008-06-16T13:26:08Z")

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hence the blowgun with 1/4" steel broadhead darts

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**Author:** ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2008, 1:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/would-it-be-illegal-to-shoot-my-neighbors-dog-with-a-bb-gun/50084/58 "2008-06-16T13:27:50Z")

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well with luck…or improper aiming…he could take out the dog AND the owner with the .50 cal… lol

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**Post date:** [June 16, 2008, 1:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/would-it-be-illegal-to-shoot-my-neighbors-dog-with-a-bb-gun/50084/59 "2008-06-16T13:32:05Z")

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you can borrow this one it wont kill it but will shut it up i shot a buddy from prolly 10yards with a plastic bb and it split him open bb stuck in his leg

 ![http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg120/dryz1116/DSCN0233.jpg](http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg120/dryz1116/DSCN0233.jpg)

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**Post date:** [June 16, 2008, 2:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/would-it-be-illegal-to-shoot-my-neighbors-dog-with-a-bb-gun/50084/60 "2008-06-16T14:18:21Z")

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soak a loaf of bread with bleach and toss it over?

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