# Would YOU press the button?

**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/would-you-press-the-button/133624
**Category:** Canada Nissan Off Topic
**Created:** [June 6, 2007, 7:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/would-you-press-the-button/133624 "2007-06-06T19:50:36Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![BMWWW](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e5b9ba/32.png) [@BMWWW](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BMWWW)
#### Post date: [June 6, 2007, 7:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/would-you-press-the-button/133624/1 "2007-06-06T19:50:36Z")

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Simple idea, so let’s get the ball rolling.

- Simple scenarios, with certain percentage of success/fail. Favorable and unfavorable situations for the ‘button-presser’.

**_RULES_**

- Before you post a new “Would you press this button…”, you must answer the ‘Would you press the button’ question above.

Button 1

You shall receive the Nissan of your dreams, with a 50grand mod-spending spree. 50%

You shall be restricted to \<$1000 POS, for the remainder of your life. Suicide is not an option. 50%

Would YOU press the button?

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### Author: ![Hanzzzzz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/3e96dc/32.png) [@Hanzzzzz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hanzzzzz)
#### Post date: [June 6, 2007, 8:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/would-you-press-the-button/133624/2 "2007-06-06T20:58:23Z")

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POS FTW

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### Author: ![xtngshZ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/c6cbf5/32.png) [@xtngshZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/xtngshZ)
#### Post date: [June 7, 2007, 8:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/would-you-press-the-button/133624/3 "2007-06-07T08:22:54Z")

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POS?

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### Author: ![kazzxtrismus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@kazzxtrismus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kazzxtrismus)
#### Post date: [June 7, 2007, 8:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/would-you-press-the-button/133624/4 "2007-06-07T08:40:41Z")

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what button?  
the “naked girl gives lap dance” button?  
of the FTW nuke em button?  
oooh ooh the peanutbutter sandwiches in school button!  
no no …the nitrous button!!!  
no no the “humpback whale humpbacks yer boat” button!!

I’d push em all!  
woooo party at my house! bring yer own whale!

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### Author: ![D\_Fresh](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/d_fresh/32/5542_2.png) [@D\_Fresh](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/D_Fresh)
#### Post date: [June 7, 2007, 8:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/would-you-press-the-button/133624/5 "2007-06-07T08:48:17Z")

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> [@bored?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bored/1671/5):
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> POS FTW

lol.

beaterrrrrrrrrrr!

> [@bored?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bored/1671/5):
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> POS?

piece of shit

sweeeeeeet! **69** posts!

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### Author: ![xtngshZ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/c6cbf5/32.png) [@xtngshZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/xtngshZ)
#### Post date: [June 7, 2007, 8:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/would-you-press-the-button/133624/6 "2007-06-07T08:58:35Z")

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_Would you press this button?_

You are paid $1,000,000 dollars to marry a refugee from China…

but you must, have sex with a deceased famous actress. LMAO

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### Author: ![D\_Fresh](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/d_fresh/32/5542_2.png) [@D\_Fresh](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/D_Fresh)
#### Post date: [June 7, 2007, 9:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/would-you-press-the-button/133624/7 "2007-06-07T09:02:25Z")

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thats gross

…but id still press it lol

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### Author: ![xtngshZ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/c6cbf5/32.png) [@xtngshZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/xtngshZ)
#### Post date: [June 7, 2007, 9:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/would-you-press-the-button/133624/8 "2007-06-07T09:09:32Z")

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^ LOL you sick bastrd!!

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### Author: ![xdragus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/35a633/32.png) [@xdragus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/xdragus)
#### Post date: [June 7, 2007, 9:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/would-you-press-the-button/133624/9 "2007-06-07T09:28:16Z")

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heres a lil twist…would you…

1. Have a 10 bees sting you up your asshole

OR…

1. 100 bees sting your crotch

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### Author: ![xtngshZ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/c6cbf5/32.png) [@xtngshZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/xtngshZ)
#### Post date: [June 7, 2007, 9:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/would-you-press-the-button/133624/10 "2007-06-07T09:47:22Z")

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err…

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### Author: ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)
#### Post date: [June 7, 2007, 10:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/would-you-press-the-button/133624/11 "2007-06-07T10:29:26Z")

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ummm…

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### Author: ![xdragus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/35a633/32.png) [@xdragus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/xdragus)
#### Post date: [June 7, 2007, 11:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/would-you-press-the-button/133624/12 "2007-06-07T11:22:34Z")

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okay i won’t hijack tihs game…i’ll start my own thread =(

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### Author: ![xtngshZ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/c6cbf5/32.png) [@xtngshZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/xtngshZ)
#### Post date: [June 7, 2007, 11:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/would-you-press-the-button/133624/13 "2007-06-07T11:42:23Z")

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who cares? just post…

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### Author: ![G.T.R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e5b9ba/32.png) [@G.T.R](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/G.T.R)
#### Post date: [June 7, 2007, 12:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/would-you-press-the-button/133624/14 "2007-06-07T12:39:47Z")

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Own a 2002 Nissan Skyline R34 Fully modded fully street legal pushing 1500HP to the wheels(.5%) or a 1987 Nissan Sentra that wont shift out of first one flat tire, and that cat urine smell (99.5%)

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### Author: ![Nismo\_sr20ve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b77776/32.png) [@Nismo\_sr20ve](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nismo_sr20ve)
#### Post date: [June 7, 2007, 1:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/would-you-press-the-button/133624/15 "2007-06-07T13:36:07Z")

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> [@Jan-Cen](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jan-cen/1543/53):
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> heres a lil twist…would you…
> 
> 1. Have a 10 bees sting you up your asshole
> 
> OR…
> 
> 1. 100 bees sting your crotch

How does one think of something like that?:S :S 😕

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### Author: ![xtngshZ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/c6cbf5/32.png) [@xtngshZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/xtngshZ)
#### Post date: [June 7, 2007, 2:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/would-you-press-the-button/133624/16 "2007-06-07T14:51:13Z")

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^ super random _sicko_ imagination?

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### Author: ![xdragus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/35a633/32.png) [@xdragus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/xdragus)
#### Post date: [June 7, 2007, 3:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/would-you-press-the-button/133624/17 "2007-06-07T15:08:51Z")

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haha this co-worker at work started asking me these questions and it seemed almost like the similiar game to the OP ^^

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### Author: ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)
#### Post date: [June 7, 2007, 3:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/would-you-press-the-button/133624/18 "2007-06-07T15:27:39Z")

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lmao im so lost…

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### Author: ![RealityZ33](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/4af34b/32.png) [@RealityZ33](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RealityZ33)
#### Post date: [June 7, 2007, 5:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/would-you-press-the-button/133624/19 "2007-06-07T17:25:54Z")

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> [@Jan-Cen](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jan-cen/1543/53):
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> heres a lil twist…would you…
> 
> 1. Have a 10 bees sting you up your asshole
> 
> OR…
> 
> 1. 100 bees sting your crotch

wt!:S

I will take Door #3 bob!"D 😃

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### Author: ![dubv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c57346/32.png) [@dubv](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dubv)
#### Post date: [June 7, 2007, 5:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/would-you-press-the-button/133624/20 "2007-06-07T17:55:05Z")

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^^ LOL

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