# Would you rather....

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**Author:** ![Cossey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Cossey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cossey)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2011, 2:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/would-you-rather/260491/45 "2011-09-17T14:51:04Z")

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> [@\*\*\*Official: My Bubble Tea Sunday Meets\*\*\*](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-my-bubble-tea-sunday-meets/45196/51):
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> you dont!? :banghead

Lettuce be cereal, Paul doesn’t stick is dick into anything that walks with only two legs.

I’d rather be responsible for the Holocaust honestly. Although Mossad (sp?) still will hunt former Nazis, and they’re still being prosecuted for war crimes, I consider myself too American to have been responsible for ~3000 American deaths.

I’d also rather be E-man. And rather have an S2000 that brakes. And if it brakes for 6 months, then that’s just a damn safe vehicle.

Would you rather be the pitcher in gay sex, or never have sex with a woman for the rest of your life?

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