# Would you rather....

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**Created:** [September 16, 2011, 6:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/would-you-rather/260491 "2011-09-16T18:39:06Z")\
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**Author:** ![DeathbyRT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deathbyrt/32/6648_2.png) [@DeathbyRT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DeathbyRT)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2011, 2:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/would-you-rather/260491/47 "2011-09-17T14:55:35Z")

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> [@Happy Bday 01AudiS4](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/happy-bday-01audis4/45474/11):
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> Lettuce be cereal, Paul doesn’t stick is dick into anything that walks with only two legs.
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> I’d rather be responsible for the Holocaust honestly. Although Mossad (sp?) still will hunt former Nazis, and they’re still being prosecuted for war crimes, I consider myself too American to have been responsible for ~3000 American deaths.
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> I’d also rather be E-man. And rather have an S2000 that brakes. And if it brakes for 6 months, then that’s just a damn safe vehicle.
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> Would you rather be the pitcher in gay sex, or never have sex with a woman for the rest of your life?

And fuuuuu i edited the brakes to breaks :rofl.

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