# Would you sell a testicle for a car?

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/would-you-sell-a-testicle-for-a-car/234088>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Automotive\
**Created:** [December 1, 2013, 11:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/would-you-sell-a-testicle-for-a-car/234088 "2013-12-01T11:21:26Z")\
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**Author:** ![Onyx\_Z32](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/onyx_z32/32/7581_2.png) [@Onyx\_Z32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Onyx_Z32)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2013, 11:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/would-you-sell-a-testicle-for-a-car/234088/1 "2013-12-01T11:21:26Z")

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This guy did: [http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/mark-parisi-man-sell-left-2861331](http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/mark-parisi-man-sell-left-2861331)

And He’s getting a 370z. I mean, you only need 1 working walnut to procreate and you can fill the void with a prosthetic so why not?

[https://youtu.be/sgg4-1lVuFo](https://youtu.be/sgg4-1lVuFo)

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**Author:** ![2TurboZ](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/2turboz/32/7577_2.png) [@2TurboZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/2TurboZ)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2013, 11:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/would-you-sell-a-testicle-for-a-car/234088/2 "2013-12-01T11:25:12Z")

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Not for a 370Z…maybe for a Lambo or a Ferrari or Zonda or Maclaren.

Because I figure a one nut dude with a 370z is still going to have a hard time pulling chicks…a dude with a a real exotic would probably pull chicks regardless

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**Author:** ![LZ1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@LZ1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LZ1)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2013, 11:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/would-you-sell-a-testicle-for-a-car/234088/3 "2013-12-01T11:28:24Z")

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Not for a 370z

On the plus side it might prevent baby mommas from trying to track someone down on a internet forum.

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**Author:** ![nitroinsane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/d26b3c/32.png) [@nitroinsane](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/nitroinsane)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2013, 11:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/would-you-sell-a-testicle-for-a-car/234088/4 "2013-12-01T11:40:19Z")

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Lol

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**Author:** ![honda4life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/honda4life/32/5300_2.png) [@honda4life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/honda4life)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2013, 12:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/would-you-sell-a-testicle-for-a-car/234088/5 "2013-12-01T12:17:15Z")

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Wtf is wrong with people?

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**Author:** ![1QIKZ](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/1qikz/32/6112_2.png) [@1QIKZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1QIKZ)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2013, 12:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/would-you-sell-a-testicle-for-a-car/234088/6 "2013-12-01T12:57:31Z")

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300, yes…all day long…prob even both. 370? Would have to think about it.

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**Author:** ![bing](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bing/32/7211_2.png) [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2013, 2:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/would-you-sell-a-testicle-for-a-car/234088/7 "2013-12-01T14:36:38Z")

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if you think of it like he sold his testicle for $35,000 and then spent it on a 370z and it was for medical research so it really isnt that odd.

moreover, the dude is older and probably isnt going to have more kids anyways.

it’s great news if people can voluntarily sell some of thier body parts like this… it should cut down on kidnapping and killing people for their organs a little bit 🙂

also, some people aren’t even worth the sum of their own parts so if a bunch of deadbeats can monetize a kidney, a testicle, and some other shit and inject $40k - $80k back into the economy that they couldnt possibly add on their own then i’m all for it.

people do some weird shit out there… i’m just reminded or something else i’m going to post about.

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**Author:** ![fairgentleman\_Z](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fairgentleman_z/32/7263_2.png) [@fairgentleman\_Z](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fairgentleman_Z)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2013, 4:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/would-you-sell-a-testicle-for-a-car/234088/8 "2013-12-01T16:24:09Z")

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I watched this complete as I had to burn vacation days last week and it was on. He is a human guinea pig full time averaging ? $50k to $60k per year ? . This isn’t the craziest thing he has done, he has been injected with new viruses to test out unproven vaccines.

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**Author:** ![ubengineering](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ubengineering/32/5171_2.png) [@ubengineering](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ubengineering)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2013, 7:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/would-you-sell-a-testicle-for-a-car/234088/9 "2013-12-01T19:37:17Z")

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Not for a 370z, a Ford GT maybe.

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**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2013, 8:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/would-you-sell-a-testicle-for-a-car/234088/10 "2013-12-01T20:43:35Z")

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Probably not.

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**Author:** ![ultradriver10000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ultradriver10000/32/7397_2.png) [@ultradriver10000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ultradriver10000)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2013, 9:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/would-you-sell-a-testicle-for-a-car/234088/11 "2013-12-01T21:20:57Z")

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Not for a 370z I would for a better car.

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**Author:** ![Jon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3bc359/32.png) [@Jon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jon)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2013, 9:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/would-you-sell-a-testicle-for-a-car/234088/12 "2013-12-01T21:56:14Z")

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Yes,as long as a prosthesis is put in its place.

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**Author:** ![240sx\_nismo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/2/3da27b/32.png) [@240sx\_nismo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/240sx_nismo)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2013, 12:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/would-you-sell-a-testicle-for-a-car/234088/13 "2013-12-02T00:56:15Z")

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yes for an s15 and rhd to be legal in Canada

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**Author:** ![cretinx](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cretinx/32/6121_2.png) [@cretinx](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cretinx)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2013, 8:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/would-you-sell-a-testicle-for-a-car/234088/14 "2013-12-02T08:18:16Z")

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I don’t need 'em anymore, so sure.

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**Author:** ![91MR2](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/91mr2/32/7217_2.png) [@91MR2](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91MR2)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2013, 8:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/would-you-sell-a-testicle-for-a-car/234088/15 "2013-12-02T08:38:17Z")

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Never for a 370…for an Aston Martin Vantage, yes…

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**Author:** ![rdandy5875](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rdandy5875/32/7511_2.png) [@rdandy5875](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rdandy5875)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2013, 9:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/would-you-sell-a-testicle-for-a-car/234088/16 "2013-12-02T09:36:29Z")

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Yeah really I got clipped 7+ years ago. Where do I get in line…

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**Post date:** [December 2, 2013, 10:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/would-you-sell-a-testicle-for-a-car/234088/17 "2013-12-02T10:00:23Z")

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I’ve used the saying, “I’d give my left nut for that” a few times but it was never when looking at a Nissan product.

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**Author:** ![Coldaccord](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/coldaccord/32/7272_2.png) [@Coldaccord](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Coldaccord)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2013, 11:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/would-you-sell-a-testicle-for-a-car/234088/18 "2013-12-02T11:24:56Z")

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There is no monetary value nor material object I would sacrifice my body for. For a good purpose I don’t discount it, I’m an organ donor etc, but while I’m living I wouldn’t give up any part, even if seemingly unnecessary. Unless it were marrow, some form of stem cells, blood, etc, or if someone I knew needed something I have two of

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**Author:** ![LZ1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@LZ1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LZ1)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2013, 11:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/would-you-sell-a-testicle-for-a-car/234088/19 "2013-12-02T11:29:02Z")

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> [@Coldaccord](#):
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> Unless it were marrow, some form of stem cells, blood, etc, **or if someone I knew needed something I have two of**

So for science and helping others is out?

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2013, 11:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/would-you-sell-a-testicle-for-a-car/234088/20 "2013-12-02T11:32:33Z")

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So… lettuce say 10 years from now I already have kids, and realize I don’t need or want more. Both nuts function fine and if NEEDED, I could still pro-create with just one.

Would I sell my ball to someone in need for a 370z? No.

Would I sell my ball to someone in need for a $100k+ vehicle, or the cash to make my life better for my family. I’d seriously consider it.

What would be the monetary value you’d put on your left nut?

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