# Wow!!! Britney grows hair quickly!!!

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**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [May 2, 2007, 8:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wow-britney-grows-hair-quickly/28663 "2007-05-02T08:19:58Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 13\
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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2007, 8:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wow-britney-grows-hair-quickly/28663/1 "2007-05-02T08:19:58Z")

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[http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/Music/05/02/spears.ap/index.html](http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/Music/05/02/spears.ap/index.html)

- She’s a train wreck:bloated:

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**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2007, 8:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wow-britney-grows-hair-quickly/28663/2 "2007-05-02T08:28:04Z")

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I’d hit it…

…with a shovel.

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**Author:** ![ryanmcell](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ryanmcell/32/7510_2.png) [@ryanmcell](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ryanmcell)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2007, 8:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wow-britney-grows-hair-quickly/28663/3 "2007-05-02T08:28:07Z")

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She also has no chance of a comeback, at all. I think Michael Jackson has a better chance of being granted custody of a 12 year old boy, than she has of a music career again.

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**Author:** ![JezikaTee1983](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/db5fbb/32.png) [@JezikaTee1983](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JezikaTee1983)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2007, 8:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wow-britney-grows-hair-quickly/28663/4 "2007-05-02T08:35:53Z")

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i heard she got her 90’s body back though. thats a plus.

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2007, 8:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wow-britney-grows-hair-quickly/28663/5 "2007-05-02T08:39:31Z")

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[quote=“JezikaTee1983,post:4,topic:28663"”]

i heard she got her 90’s body back though. thats a plus.

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Paid for her body you mean? Plastic surgery is always an option…

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**Author:** ![Anonymity](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/anonymity/32/7215_2.png) [@Anonymity](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Anonymity)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2007, 8:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wow-britney-grows-hair-quickly/28663/6 "2007-05-02T08:40:10Z")

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ummy, i ❤ her.

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**Author:** ![JaysGreenLX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jaysgreenlx/32/7321_2.png) [@JaysGreenLX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JaysGreenLX)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2007, 8:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wow-britney-grows-hair-quickly/28663/7 "2007-05-02T08:42:02Z")

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[quote=“Anonymity,post:6,topic:28663"”]

ummy, i ❤ her.

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Ick. She is fucking nasty as hell. She hasn’t looked good since she was 19.

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**Author:** ![Anonymity](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/anonymity/32/7215_2.png) [@Anonymity](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Anonymity)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2007, 8:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wow-britney-grows-hair-quickly/28663/8 "2007-05-02T08:45:58Z")

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[quote=“JaysGreenLX,post:7,topic:28663"”]

since she was 19.

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and that is what i would be thinking about. i beat she is more of a freak now.

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**Author:** ![redrum](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redrum/32/7398_2.png) [@redrum](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/redrum)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2007, 9:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wow-britney-grows-hair-quickly/28663/9 "2007-05-02T09:21:06Z")

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> “It looked like she lip-synched her way through the whole thing,” said a disappointed Morgan Segall, 20, who flew in from San Francisco for the night.

:lol:

get a life

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**Author:** ![catalyst](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/catalyst/32/7279_2.png) [@catalyst](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/catalyst)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2007, 12:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wow-britney-grows-hair-quickly/28663/10 "2007-05-02T12:16:54Z")

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[quote=“ryanmcell,post:3,topic:28663"”]

She also has no chance of a comeback, at all. I think Michael Jackson has a better chance of being granted custody of a 12 year old boy, than she has of a music career again.

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O RLY? I think with a large record label pushing new stuff for her that she could easily make a comeback. It’s not like she has to write songs or anything. All she has to do is sing and dance on stage.

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**Author:** ![MPD47](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mpd47/32/7383_2.png) [@MPD47](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MPD47)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2007, 12:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wow-britney-grows-hair-quickly/28663/11 "2007-05-02T12:42:28Z")

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Wig.

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**Author:** ![jay\_g](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jay_g/32/111288_2.png) [@jay\_g](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jay_g)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2007, 12:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wow-britney-grows-hair-quickly/28663/12 "2007-05-02T12:47:27Z")

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I’d still hit it and get her to buy me shit.

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**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2007, 12:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wow-britney-grows-hair-quickly/28663/13 "2007-05-02T12:48:50Z")

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[quote=“catalyst,post:10,topic:28663"”]

All she has to do is move her mouth and dance on stage.

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Fixed :tup:
