# Wow, I wish this was my friends' mom

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wow-i-wish-this-was-my-friends-mom/1079>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [July 26, 2005, 5:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wow-i-wish-this-was-my-friends-mom/1079 "2005-07-26T17:53:29Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 14\
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**Author:** ![Poose22](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/poose22/32/7252_2.png) [@Poose22](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Poose22)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2005, 7:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wow-i-wish-this-was-my-friends-mom/1079/21 "2005-07-27T07:32:00Z")

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newman…hahahahaaa

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**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2005, 12:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wow-i-wish-this-was-my-friends-mom/1079/22 "2005-07-27T12:22:53Z")

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> [@73ghia](#):
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> The mom… not such the hot  
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> I woulnd’t touch that with a 40 foot pole.

I can’t imagine any 14 yrold wanting a piece…

:smash2:

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**Author:** ![Zong](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zong/32/7580_2.png) [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2005, 12:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wow-i-wish-this-was-my-friends-mom/1079/23 "2005-07-27T12:43:39Z")

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alotta 14 year olds would hit anything you put on the table. doesn’t change the fact that that woman is fuggin disgusting

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**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2005, 12:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wow-i-wish-this-was-my-friends-mom/1079/24 "2005-07-27T12:46:28Z")

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> [@azndc5er](#):
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> alotta 14 year olds would hit anything you put on the table. doesn’t change the fact that that woman is fuggin disgusting

i’d probably throw it in her.

by it, however, i do not mean any part of my body, but really a rotten cod or a picture of david hasselhoff

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**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2005, 12:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wow-i-wish-this-was-my-friends-mom/1079/25 "2005-07-27T12:57:17Z")

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Ok, rephrease: I never would touched that, at 14, let alone 10 years later.

She fugly.

And I’ll go ahead and assume that she’s dirty to boot.

$0.02

-Nick

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**Author:** ![Zong](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zong/32/7580_2.png) [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2005, 1:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wow-i-wish-this-was-my-friends-mom/1079/26 "2005-07-27T13:40:52Z")

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> [@newman](#):
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> or a picture of david hasselhoff

ok that made me rofl

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**Author:** ![BluBalls](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bluballs/32/7212_2.png) [@BluBalls](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BluBalls)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2005, 3:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wow-i-wish-this-was-my-friends-mom/1079/27 "2005-07-27T15:26:11Z")

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last week, there was a REAL hot teacher bonin her student again… if anyone can find that one… woowooo! chuga chuga… woo woo… bring out the train!

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**Author:** ![Twizted](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/twizted/32/7206_2.png) [@Twizted](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Twizted)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2005, 4:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wow-i-wish-this-was-my-friends-mom/1079/28 "2005-07-27T16:07:01Z")

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i just threw up

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**Author:** ![EMX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7ea924/32.png) [@EMX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EMX)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2005, 5:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wow-i-wish-this-was-my-friends-mom/1079/29 "2005-07-27T17:45:44Z")

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nanananananananananannananaaaaaaaaaaaaaastttyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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**Author:** ![intense98rt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/77aa72/32.png) [@intense98rt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/intense98rt)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2005, 9:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wow-i-wish-this-was-my-friends-mom/1079/30 "2005-07-27T21:40:33Z")

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why do you think she gave them drugs and alcohol… even still tho… ewwww

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**Author:** ![kingsario](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kingsario/32/7572_2.png) [@kingsario](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kingsario)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2005, 9:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wow-i-wish-this-was-my-friends-mom/1079/31 "2005-07-27T21:47:12Z")

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^^^ :lol:

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**Author:** ![Lucky\_Cheater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Lucky\_Cheater](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Lucky_Cheater)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2005, 6:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wow-i-wish-this-was-my-friends-mom/1079/32 "2005-07-28T06:54:52Z")

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I’d toss it in her a few times…after all…sometimes ya just gotta get the glue out

-Cheater-

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**Author:** ![Black\_Hatch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Black\_Hatch](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Black_Hatch)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2005, 2:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wow-i-wish-this-was-my-friends-mom/1079/33 "2005-07-28T14:34:22Z")

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…umm it was dark in there…

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**Author:** ![Scott](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/scott/32/7603_2.png) [@Scott](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Scott)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2005, 2:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wow-i-wish-this-was-my-friends-mom/1079/34 "2005-07-28T14:50:58Z")

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> [@newman](#):
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> or a picture of david hasselhoff

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