# Wow...Im a moron **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [March 13, 2008, 6:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wow-im-a-moron/44932 "2008-03-13T06:44:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Djs87](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/djs87/32/5132_2.png) [@Djs87](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Djs87)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2008, 6:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wow-im-a-moron/44932/1 "2008-03-13T06:44:01Z")
So i turned 21 yesterday (go me) and some people at work did some nice stuff for me right? Got a butt load of candy, tons of chips for future shots/beer and lots of scratch offs. Anyway, doing the scratch offs (about 20 of them) 5 scratch offs in, none are winners and im just thinking wow, this sucks. Then I hit this one called Pharos fortunes or something like that. Well you know where this is going now im sure…especially if youve been to spencers. It was a match 3 like amounts one, and I scratched off 10,000 3 times. I was like wtf you got to be kidding. I instantly got all nervous, walked around the bar asking people if it actually said 10k 3 times. A bunch of people were like no way, this kids so lucky. A couple people laughed, probably because they knew it was fake. I had no idea. I dont buy scratch offs to begin with so I dont know which ones are real and which arent. either way, I got freakin owned. I deserve it I guess since Im always playing jokes on people. But wow…I thought it was impossible for me to get embarrassed. I mean…I dont remmeber the last time I wanted to crawl into a corner and hide. haha At least I didnt run around, jumping and screaming like a fool. I just was in a fenzy. Either way, that ever happen to anybody before? ---
**Author:** ![LZ1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@LZ1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LZ1)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2008, 6:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wow-im-a-moron/44932/2 "2008-03-13T06:44:59Z")
No I iz not a moran ---
**Author:** ![Paulo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/paulo/32/7328_2.png) [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2008, 6:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wow-im-a-moron/44932/3 "2008-03-13T06:50:32Z")
Wheres that vid of the guy who thought he won the lotto and and freaked out. They got him a lotto ticket with #'s from an old date. Then played a recorded video of the drawing from that day. Dude was pissed. EDIT - fuck theres a ton of those vids haha. [http://youtube.com/results?search\_query=lottery+fake&search\_type=](http://youtube.com/results?search_query=lottery+fake&search_type=) ---
**Author:** ![justa4door](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justa4door/32/7259_2.png) [@justa4door](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justa4door)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2008, 6:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wow-im-a-moron/44932/4 "2008-03-13T06:52:20Z")
nice…did you win on the other ones ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2008, 6:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wow-im-a-moron/44932/5 "2008-03-13T06:52:37Z")
lol that’s a good one! ---
**Author:** ![Djs87](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/djs87/32/5132_2.png) [@Djs87](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Djs87)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2008, 6:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wow-im-a-moron/44932/6 "2008-03-13T06:59:58Z")
> [@justa4door](#): > > nice…did you win on the other ones $25 total. I told the girl that got me the card that I was going to sue her for $10,000 for intentional infliction of emotional distress. ---
**Author:** ![justa4door](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justa4door/32/7259_2.png) [@justa4door](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justa4door)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2008, 7:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wow-im-a-moron/44932/7 "2008-03-13T07:01:19Z")
or you could just throw it in her …:gotme: for emotional distress ---
**Author:** ![97\_B18b1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/9/cdc98d/32.png) [@97\_B18b1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/97_B18b1)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2008, 7:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wow-im-a-moron/44932/8 "2008-03-13T07:02:03Z")
> [@Djs87](#): > > $25 total. I told the girl that got me the card that I was going to sue her for $10,000 for intentional infliction of emotional distress. holy shit i gaurantee you it wont be long before someone actually does try that and gets some money out of it ---
**Author:** ![Johnnyv412](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/johnnyv412/32/5226_2.png) [@Johnnyv412](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Johnnyv412)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2008, 7:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wow-im-a-moron/44932/9 "2008-03-13T07:03:27Z")
> [@justa4door](#): > > or you could just throw it in her …:gotme: for emotional distress lol ---
**Author:** ![Djs87](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/djs87/32/5132_2.png) [@Djs87](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Djs87)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2008, 7:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wow-im-a-moron/44932/10 "2008-03-13T07:03:38Z")
I know. And had I acted in a more extreme fashion, and physically became ill, its something you can actually win. But obviously its a work joke…Id never consider a lawsuit. ---
**Author:** ![Djs87](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/djs87/32/5132_2.png) [@Djs87](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Djs87)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2008, 7:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wow-im-a-moron/44932/11 "2008-03-13T07:04:06Z")
> [@justa4door](#): > > or you could just throw it in her …:gotme: for emotional distress true…but shes like 48. Ill pass. ---
**Author:** ![justa4door](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justa4door/32/7259_2.png) [@justa4door](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justa4door)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2008, 7:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wow-im-a-moron/44932/12 "2008-03-13T07:12:35Z")
im still in… does she have teen girls??? and i would still hit it ---
**Author:** ![Djs87](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/djs87/32/5132_2.png) [@Djs87](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Djs87)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2008, 7:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wow-im-a-moron/44932/13 "2008-03-13T07:26:45Z")
> [@justa4door](#): > > im still in… does she have teen girls??? and i would still hit it lol no teen girls. Almost 50 man, come on. Theres gotta be a cut off pt. ---
**Author:** ![ineedacar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/48db29/32.png) [@ineedacar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ineedacar)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2008, 7:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wow-im-a-moron/44932/14 "2008-03-13T07:59:19Z")
wow thats a horrible thing to do to someone. i would have been pissed ---
**Author:** ![jay940](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/45deac/32.png) [@jay940](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jay940)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2008, 8:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wow-im-a-moron/44932/15 "2008-03-13T08:27:42Z")
> [@Djs87](#): > > lol no teen girls. Almost 50 man, come on. Theres gotta be a cut off pt. cutoff point is death, or shortly after ---
**Author:** ![BigRon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/58956e/32.png) [@BigRon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BigRon)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2008, 8:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wow-im-a-moron/44932/16 "2008-03-13T08:50:25Z")
we did that to my friend, he went running through the house yelling. Then we told him to read the back on how to redeem (which states its a fake) and he got real pissed. ---
**Author:** ![speedracer329](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/speedracer329/32/5058_2.png) [@speedracer329](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/speedracer329)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2008, 9:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wow-im-a-moron/44932/17 "2008-03-13T09:19:04Z")
haha that really funny actually, i probably would have fallen for the same thing… ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Stevil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Dr.Stevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr.Stevil)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2008, 9:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wow-im-a-moron/44932/18 "2008-03-13T09:28:56Z")
> [@jay940](#): > > cutoff point is death, or shortly after lol ---
**Author:** ![slowtalon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slowtalon/32/7205_2.png) [@slowtalon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slowtalon)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2008, 10:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wow-im-a-moron/44932/19 "2008-03-13T10:09:59Z")
guy thinks he should win 330 million cuz his numbers are close enough ---
**Author:** ![Djs87](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/djs87/32/5132_2.png) [@Djs87](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Djs87)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2008, 10:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wow-im-a-moron/44932/20 "2008-03-13T10:15:00Z")
lol. Thing is, its slightly funny to me because I didnt act like a total nut case when it said I won. Im really thankful I didnt, or else I actually would have been extremely pissed. Thats actually one of those jokes thats just borderline pushing it. Its a bit much for some people to handle.