# wrapping xmas presents **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [December 22, 2007, 10:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wrapping-xmas-presents/40658 "2007-12-22T10:59:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![redrum](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redrum/32/7398_2.png) [@redrum](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/redrum)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2007, 10:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wrapping-xmas-presents/40658/1 "2007-12-22T10:59:40Z")
A coworker and I came up with the ultimate wrapping methodology, especially for gifts for females. 1. Wrap outside in classifieds section, using masking tape, with various ads circled/highlighted, etc. bonus points for using the personals section. 2. After initial disgust of receiving a present wrapped this way, they are shocked and uplifted upon unwrapping to see that it is a teal Tiffany’s box. Classifieds wrapping is immediately forgiven. 3. Inside Tiffany’s box is a target gift card. win. ---
**Author:** ![Dlucas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c77e96/32.png) [@Dlucas](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dlucas)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2007, 11:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wrapping-xmas-presents/40658/2 "2007-12-22T11:01:08Z")
Wow. Thread might as well be called “how to insure that you don’t get a blowjob ever again”. ---
**Author:** ![TORQDSS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/torqdss/32/5125_2.png) [@TORQDSS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TORQDSS)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2007, 11:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wrapping-xmas-presents/40658/3 "2007-12-22T11:08:50Z")
> [@Dlucas](#): > > Wow. Thread might as well be called “how to insure that you don’t get a blowjob ever again”. +1 ---
**Author:** ![Freek](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/freek/32/7357_2.png) [@Freek](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Freek)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2007, 11:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wrapping-xmas-presents/40658/4 "2007-12-22T11:24:41Z")
> [@Dlucas](#): > > Wow. Thread might as well be called “how to insure that you don’t get a blowjob ever again”. not if you got real pimp skills like brett ---
**Author:** ![dirtye30](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dirtye30/32/7333_2.png) [@dirtye30](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dirtye30)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2007, 12:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wrapping-xmas-presents/40658/5 "2007-12-22T12:26:10Z")
hahaha ---
**Author:** ![ryanmcell](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ryanmcell/32/7510_2.png) [@ryanmcell](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ryanmcell)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2007, 5:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wrapping-xmas-presents/40658/6 "2007-12-22T17:55:31Z")
Classic. I am so bad at wrapping this could work. I recall a friend did this once, bought a Tiffanys box only off ebay, but jewelry from somewhere else ie walmart in it. The chick was omgzers head over heels in love… what an idiot she was lol. ---
**Author:** ![Violator](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/violator/32/7278_2.png) [@Violator](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Violator)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2007, 6:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wrapping-xmas-presents/40658/7 "2007-12-22T18:23:11Z")
terrible idea ---
**Author:** ![Coveted\_Hilton](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/coveted_hilton/32/5191_2.png) [@Coveted\_Hilton](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Coveted_Hilton)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2007, 6:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wrapping-xmas-presents/40658/8 "2007-12-22T18:29:01Z")
rotfl @ target, thats like the worse store ever. good shit, i laughed. ahahaha i suck at wrapping presents too, infact i wrapped something earlier in the niagara gazette from like a week or so agao, and apprently the article and the picture of the girl on the present has aids / is about aids. ---
**Author:** ![chino](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bcef8e/32.png) [@chino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/chino)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2007, 7:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wrapping-xmas-presents/40658/9 "2007-12-22T19:10:10Z")
LOL > [@Coveted Hilton](#): > > rotfl @ target, thats like the worse store ever. > > good shit, i laughed. > > ahahaha i suck at wrapping presents too, infact i wrapped something earlier in the niagara gazette from like a week or so agao, and apprently the article and the picture of the girl on the present has aids / is about aids. pretty sure k-mart, wal-mart or any of the other bulk retailers are worse than target, lol. but everyone on this site knows you have terrible taste ---
**Author:** ![vq30de](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/9dc877/32.png) [@vq30de](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/vq30de)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2007, 7:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wrapping-xmas-presents/40658/10 "2007-12-22T19:58:53Z")
I just pay the ladies at the store to wrap shit for me… ---
**Author:** ![Pass\_McGass](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pass_mcgass/32/7616_2.png) [@Pass\_McGass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pass_McGass)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2007, 9:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wrapping-xmas-presents/40658/11 "2007-12-22T21:53:56Z")
ROFFLE ---
**Author:** ![JUICEDSS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/juicedss/32/7185_2.png) [@JUICEDSS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JUICEDSS)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2007, 4:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wrapping-xmas-presents/40658/12 "2007-12-23T04:03:35Z")
I just spray all packages flat black and add a bow. Fast and easy. ---
**Author:** ![Justin](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justin/32/7459_2.png) [@Justin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Justin)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2007, 5:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wrapping-xmas-presents/40658/13 "2007-12-23T17:12:25Z")
> [@Coveted Hilton](#): > > rotfl @ target, thats like the worse store ever… Ever been in a Wal-Mart? ---
**Author:** ![ieatpaint](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ieatpaint/32/7311_2.png) [@ieatpaint](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ieatpaint)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2007, 5:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wrapping-xmas-presents/40658/14 "2007-12-23T17:14:27Z")
i once ruined a white hat with newspaper wrapping…fuck black ink. ---
**Author:** ![MikeRi24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@MikeRi24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MikeRi24)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2007, 5:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wrapping-xmas-presents/40658/15 "2007-12-23T17:26:19Z")
i just finished a 2 hour ordeal trying to wrap my presents. I fail at this horrible. ugh it looks like a retard with no fingers wrapped them! oh well, no need to fill out the “From” portion of the to and from tag, because everyone will know they are from me by the wrapping. ---
**Author:** ![Shrives](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shrives/32/7250_2.png) [@Shrives](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shrives)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2007, 5:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wrapping-xmas-presents/40658/16 "2007-12-23T17:42:04Z")
nice! i haven’t bought one thing yet, tomorrow is going to rule ---
**Author:** ![Pass\_McGass](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pass_mcgass/32/7616_2.png) [@Pass\_McGass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pass_McGass)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2007, 5:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wrapping-xmas-presents/40658/17 "2007-12-23T17:44:40Z")
My gf just showed me a quick trick with wrapping presents, so I’ve been pounding them (her) out all day.