# Write a 6 word autobiography

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/write-a-6-word-autobiography/64415>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [March 13, 2009, 7:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/write-a-6-word-autobiography/64415 "2009-03-13T07:38:18Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 5

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**Author:** ![BillysRevenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@BillysRevenge](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BillysRevenge)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2009, 12:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/write-a-6-word-autobiography/64415/81 "2009-03-13T12:08:09Z")

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Mom Should Have Had An Abortion

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**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2009, 12:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/write-a-6-word-autobiography/64415/82 "2009-03-13T12:11:48Z")

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Engineer rock star out of control.

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**Author:** ![dirtye30](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dirtye30/32/7333_2.png) [@dirtye30](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dirtye30)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2009, 12:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/write-a-6-word-autobiography/64415/83 "2009-03-13T12:24:38Z")

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this one time at band camp

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**Author:** ![ericvw7989](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ericvw7989/32/5070_2.png) [@ericvw7989](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ericvw7989)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2009, 12:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/write-a-6-word-autobiography/64415/84 "2009-03-13T12:29:23Z")

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I saw dirtye30 at random party.

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**Author:** ![Moruitelda](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/moruitelda/32/5348_2.png) [@Moruitelda](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Moruitelda)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2009, 12:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/write-a-6-word-autobiography/64415/85 "2009-03-13T12:54:47Z")

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> [@BillysRevenge](#):
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> Mom Should Have Had An Abortion

:lol:

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2009, 12:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/write-a-6-word-autobiography/64415/86 "2009-03-13T12:56:50Z")

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> [@Moruitelda](#):
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> ABORTIONS, how are abortions funny? They are killing unborn babies you know. I love to whine.

yeah, nice edit… moruitelda…you whiney little bitch.

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**Author:** ![dirtye30](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dirtye30/32/7333_2.png) [@dirtye30](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dirtye30)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2009, 1:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/write-a-6-word-autobiography/64415/87 "2009-03-13T13:34:42Z")

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im here for the gang bang

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**Author:** ![4DOORBABE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/4doorbabe/32/5071_2.png) [@4DOORBABE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/4DOORBABE)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2009, 4:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/write-a-6-word-autobiography/64415/88 "2009-03-13T16:41:50Z")

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> [@dirtye30](#):
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> im here for the gang bang

NICE!!! Hey wheres my “Mommas on Crack Rock” CD? :lol: Mega Booty Bass Hits 1996

No seriously I want it!

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**Author:** ![dirtye30](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dirtye30/32/7333_2.png) [@dirtye30](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dirtye30)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2009, 4:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/write-a-6-word-autobiography/64415/89 "2009-03-13T16:45:55Z")

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> [@4DOORBABE](#):
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> NICE!!! Hey wheres my “Mommas on Crack Rock” CD? :lol: Mega Booty Bass Hits 1996
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> No seriously I want it!

its miami heat mix 1996. its in my cd changer \<3

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**Author:** ![Beck](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/beck/32/28683_2.png) [@Beck](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Beck)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2009, 8:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/write-a-6-word-autobiography/64415/90 "2009-03-13T20:38:31Z")

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My SRT4 will never sell, ever.

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**Author:** ![khoveraki](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/khoveraki/32/5131_2.png) [@khoveraki](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/khoveraki)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2009, 9:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/write-a-6-word-autobiography/64415/91 "2009-03-13T21:02:24Z")

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> [@dawn](#):
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> Am I really whiny? And shitttt, everyone wouldn’t know what to do if I wasn’t here.

you sound like a high schooler

you’re so obnoxious all the time

you never say anything of value

you think guys think you’re hot

suck a dick, shit ass ho

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**Author:** ![Beck](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/beck/32/28683_2.png) [@Beck](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Beck)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2009, 9:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/write-a-6-word-autobiography/64415/92 "2009-03-13T21:04:41Z")

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> [@khoveraki](#):
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> you sound like a high schooler
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> you’re so obnoxious all the time
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> you never say anything of value
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> you think guys think you’re hot
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> suck a dick, shit ass ho

cook me some fucking food man

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**Author:** ![khoveraki](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/khoveraki/32/5131_2.png) [@khoveraki](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/khoveraki)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2009, 9:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/write-a-6-word-autobiography/64415/93 "2009-03-13T21:06:20Z")

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> [@Beck](#):
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> cook me some fucking food man

come over skinny neon driver guy

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**Author:** ![Beck](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/beck/32/28683_2.png) [@Beck](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Beck)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2009, 9:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/write-a-6-word-autobiography/64415/94 "2009-03-13T21:11:49Z")

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> [@khoveraki](#):
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> come over skinny neon driver guy

suck my dick until you hurl?

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**Author:** ![khoveraki](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/khoveraki/32/5131_2.png) [@khoveraki](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/khoveraki)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2009, 9:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/write-a-6-word-autobiography/64415/95 "2009-03-13T21:16:25Z")

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> [@Beck](#):
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> suck my dick until you hurl?

salesman, lives at home, drives neon

takes women to abandoned parking lots

wait, I meant men, skinny ones

with newman masks on their face

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**Author:** ![JDMSIR](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jdmsir/32/7376_2.png) [@JDMSIR](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JDMSIR)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2009, 9:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/write-a-6-word-autobiography/64415/96 "2009-03-13T21:17:16Z")

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Your fucking out, I’m fucking in.

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**Author:** ![Beck](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/beck/32/28683_2.png) [@Beck](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Beck)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2009, 9:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/write-a-6-word-autobiography/64415/97 "2009-03-13T21:20:53Z")

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> [@khoveraki](#):
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> salesman, lives at home, drives neon
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> takes women to abandoned parking lots
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> wait, I meant men, skinny ones
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> with newman masks on their face

finance manager driving explorer owns neon

has a girlfriend that he likes

she has perfect boobs and ass

no newman just a steve mask!

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**Author:** ![deebo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deebo/32/5218_2.png) [@deebo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deebo)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2009, 9:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/write-a-6-word-autobiography/64415/98 "2009-03-13T21:22:02Z")

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you seem to lie about verymanythings

6words

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**Author:** ![Beck](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/beck/32/28683_2.png) [@Beck](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Beck)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2009, 9:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/write-a-6-word-autobiography/64415/99 "2009-03-13T21:23:21Z")

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Dear Steve,

we bang but shes not mine

lives with me, not my girl

won’t touch others, shes just mine

we have no title, just friends

i puke on mini golf courses

Love, Adam

\<33333

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**Author:** ![pirite](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pirite/32/5308_2.png) [@pirite](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/pirite)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2009, 9:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/write-a-6-word-autobiography/64415/100 "2009-03-13T21:23:44Z")

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> [@deebo](#):
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> you seem to lie about verymanythings
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> 6words

you must have failed high school

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