# WTB: Trouser snake **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [March 9, 2009, 6:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtb-trouser-snake/64173 "2009-03-09T06:22:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2009, 6:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtb-trouser-snake/64173/1 "2009-03-09T06:22:29Z")
Well, weeks of my GF having hairballs and tampons and treating myself with dick medicine has finally caught up with me. No amount of viagra or levitra is going to take care of this problem. Can I rent a trouser snake somewhere? Does anyone have one I could use? Should I just call JEG? Should I call a REAL porn star? I could always call my landlord to take care of her, but I feel like this is my fault, not the landlord’s so it’s my responsibility, not his. This feels like user error. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2009, 6:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtb-trouser-snake/64173/2 "2009-03-09T06:23:51Z")
I’m sorry but no. Fail. ---
**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2009, 6:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtb-trouser-snake/64173/3 "2009-03-09T06:24:10Z")
:bigclap: 10 says you don’t get banned for this even though parody threads are against the rules. ---
**Author:** ![OfficerK](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4da419/32.png) [@OfficerK](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OfficerK)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2009, 6:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtb-trouser-snake/64173/4 "2009-03-09T06:24:59Z")
NO PAIR OF TEE THREADS ---
**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2009, 6:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtb-trouser-snake/64173/5 "2009-03-09T06:27:34Z")
I love parody threads, but rules be rules. I gave joe an infraction so people dont think he is getting preferential treatment. however, someone else can close :mamoru: +karma ---
**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2009, 6:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtb-trouser-snake/64173/6 "2009-03-09T06:27:44Z")
one infraction point, well worth it. There was just too much innuendo. ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2009, 6:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtb-trouser-snake/64173/7 "2009-03-09T06:30:55Z")
i love parody threads. ---
**Author:** ![walter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/walter/32/7202_2.png) [@walter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/walter)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2009, 7:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtb-trouser-snake/64173/8 "2009-03-09T07:24:27Z")
I thought parody threads were banned? I’ve skipped so many great opportunities b/c of that. -edit- duh, just read evolves reply ---
**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2009, 7:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtb-trouser-snake/64173/9 "2009-03-09T07:25:08Z")
They are. I gave joe an infraction for it, but I \<3 parody threads, so I had a hard time doing it. ---
**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2009, 7:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtb-trouser-snake/64173/10 "2009-03-09T07:33:54Z")
> [@OfficerK](#): > > NO PAIR OF TEE THREADS NO PARROT TEA THREADS ---
**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2009, 7:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtb-trouser-snake/64173/11 "2009-03-09T07:38:06Z")
NO PAIR OF D THREADS ---
**Author:** ![misteroman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/misteroman/32/7423_2.png) [@misteroman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/misteroman)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2009, 8:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtb-trouser-snake/64173/12 "2009-03-09T08:46:15Z")
^^^Am I that D? taken from the end of American pie 2 ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2009, 10:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtb-trouser-snake/64173/13 "2009-03-09T10:18:36Z")
Didn’t read all the nonsense. Yeah, you can rent whatever you need. I’ve rented 10" trouser snakes with 2" wide heads for somewhere between my bedroom and the road. Yesterday I rented a 25" powered trouser snake. The 25" trouser snake cost me $14 bucks, took about 20 minutes. Pop off the trousers in the basement, shove the snake in until it stops shoving in, tighten the chuck, rrrrrrrrrr, snake moves freely, done. Kenmore Rental on Hertel in Kenmore is where I rent stuff from. It’s a shit hole with equipment that probably survived WWII and an old guy running the place that probably knows how to do everything you could possibly do to a trouser snake. Low rates too. ---
**Author:** ![Syrup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ab097/32.png) [@Syrup](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Syrup)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2009, 10:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtb-trouser-snake/64173/14 "2009-03-09T10:20:03Z")
fail ---
**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2009, 10:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtb-trouser-snake/64173/15 "2009-03-09T10:20:45Z")
lol. B-, could have been better. ---
**Author:** ![blackout](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/439d5e/32.png) [@blackout](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/blackout)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2009, 10:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtb-trouser-snake/64173/16 "2009-03-09T10:23:23Z")
Is she the kind of GF that can take 2 dozen golf balls at once? ---
**Author:** ![theblue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/theblue/32/5074_2.png) [@theblue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/theblue)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2009, 11:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtb-trouser-snake/64173/17 "2009-03-09T11:31:09Z")
women… ![http://i43.tinypic.com/24v3dro.jpg](http://i43.tinypic.com/24v3dro.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2009, 4:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtb-trouser-snake/64173/18 "2009-03-09T16:04:30Z")
OMG :mamoru: That’s bad. ---
**Author:** ![upstateclipse](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/upstateclipse/32/7348_2.png) [@upstateclipse](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/upstateclipse)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2009, 4:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtb-trouser-snake/64173/19 "2009-03-09T16:06:20Z")
That is great ---
**Author:** ![boostedhatch](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boostedhatch/32/5327_2.png) [@boostedhatch](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boostedhatch)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2009, 4:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtb-trouser-snake/64173/20 "2009-03-09T16:19:22Z")
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