# WTF: Decent 2008 Newbie **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [August 25, 2008, 4:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtf-decent-2008-newbie/53798 "2008-08-25T04:47:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![EvilJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a5b964/32.png) [@EvilJay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EvilJay)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2008, 4:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtf-decent-2008-newbie/53798/1 "2008-08-25T04:47:44Z")
Don’t fuck it up, this is your only chance. Maybe I can annoy a mod to give you a “Best N00b 2008” title or something. So tell us a good monday morning story as to why you’re the best newbie of 08. You are already disqualified if you posted a kill story about your shitty girlfriend and a mercury. :lolno: or If you are Fsane. ---
**Author:** ![2TurboZ](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/2turboz/32/7577_2.png) [@2TurboZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/2TurboZ)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2008, 5:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtf-decent-2008-newbie/53798/2 "2008-08-25T05:35:32Z")
WTB: Want to Buy? WTB: Want the Butt? WTB: William T. Baxter? STUPID F-ING TITLE DICKFACE. Also being unemployed does not make you part of the Day Crew, let alone Elite…It is impossible for a contributing member in society to have the time to post as much lame shit as you do. It is disgraceful IMO. I no longer \<3 you Jay Wonch…I pity you. Also excluded from voting should be Just Karter and CaviMike since they are worthless. ---
**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2008, 5:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtf-decent-2008-newbie/53798/3 "2008-08-25T05:35:58Z")
![http://users.adelphia.net/~cdabable/lego_impossible.jpg](http://users.adelphia.net/~cdabable/lego_impossible.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Anonymity](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/anonymity/32/7215_2.png) [@Anonymity](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Anonymity)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2008, 5:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtf-decent-2008-newbie/53798/4 "2008-08-25T05:45:53Z")
Yes, i think WTF(want to find) would have been a better title… ---
**Author:** ![EvilJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a5b964/32.png) [@EvilJay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EvilJay)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2008, 6:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtf-decent-2008-newbie/53798/5 "2008-08-25T06:02:01Z")
I want to purchase one. To take under my wing. ---
**Author:** ![Dex](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dex/32/7210_2.png) [@Dex](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dex)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2008, 6:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtf-decent-2008-newbie/53798/6 "2008-08-25T06:32:17Z")
> [@EvilJay"](#): > > Don’t fuck it up, this is your only chance. Maybe I can annoy a mod to give you a “Best N00b 2008” title or something. > > So tell us a good monday morning story as to why you’re the best newbie of 08. > > You are already disqualified if you posted a kill story about your shitty girlfriend and a mercury. :lolno: > > or > > If you are Fsane. can i be included? ---
**Author:** ![EvilJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a5b964/32.png) [@EvilJay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EvilJay)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2008, 6:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtf-decent-2008-newbie/53798/7 "2008-08-25T06:39:41Z")
Sure. Why not. ---
**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2008, 6:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtf-decent-2008-newbie/53798/8 "2008-08-25T06:42:12Z")
JewHefner? Based solely on username, not post content. ---
**Author:** ![boxxa](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxxa/32/5045_2.png) [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2008, 7:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtf-decent-2008-newbie/53798/9 "2008-08-25T07:04:52Z")
> [@Joe](#): > > JewHefner? > Based solely on username, not post content. :wstupid: ---
**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2008, 7:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtf-decent-2008-newbie/53798/10 "2008-08-25T07:53:02Z")
3 hrs and another thread fail for EvilJay ---
**Author:** ![EvilJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a5b964/32.png) [@EvilJay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EvilJay)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2008, 7:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtf-decent-2008-newbie/53798/11 "2008-08-25T07:53:46Z")
:tantrum: Gotta start out the week strong I guess. ---
**Author:** ![Willybeen](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/willybeen/32/7351_2.png) [@Willybeen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Willybeen)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2008, 8:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtf-decent-2008-newbie/53798/12 "2008-08-25T08:16:32Z")
its william.j.baxter for those who wondered. ---
**Author:** ![JewHefner](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jewhefner/32/5296_2.png) [@JewHefner](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JewHefner)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2008, 8:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtf-decent-2008-newbie/53798/13 "2008-08-25T08:18:25Z")
> [@Joe](#): > > JewHefner? > Based solely on username, not post content. 👋 ---
**Author:** ![EvilJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a5b964/32.png) [@EvilJay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EvilJay)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2008, 8:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtf-decent-2008-newbie/53798/14 "2008-08-25T08:19:24Z")
There he is! You’re winning so far Jew ---
**Author:** ![Ovrwrkd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ovrwrkd/32/7586_2.png) [@Ovrwrkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ovrwrkd)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2008, 8:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtf-decent-2008-newbie/53798/15 "2008-08-25T08:41:40Z")
> [@EvilJay](#): > > :tantrum: Gotta start out the week strong I guess. It’s ok sweetie, we’ll get em next week. 😃 I couldn’t help myself.😛 ---
**Author:** ![tpgsr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tpgsr/32/7374_2.png) [@tpgsr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tpgsr)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2008, 8:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtf-decent-2008-newbie/53798/16 "2008-08-25T08:45:33Z")
> [@EvilJay](#): > > There he is! > > You’re winning so far Jew he is only winning because he doesn’t post. Every noob that posts sucks. Did that diablo kid finally go away i haven’t seen much of him recently? ---
**Author:** ![EvilJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a5b964/32.png) [@EvilJay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EvilJay)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2008, 8:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtf-decent-2008-newbie/53798/17 "2008-08-25T08:46:15Z")
I think we actually scared FSANE away…i havn’t seen his ignorant ass around either. ---
**Author:** ![tpgsr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tpgsr/32/7374_2.png) [@tpgsr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tpgsr)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2008, 8:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtf-decent-2008-newbie/53798/18 "2008-08-25T08:47:14Z")
wait I found a good one: Mankthetank19 That is the kid who’s car smiles at you :gay2: ---
**Author:** ![AKA-FERRARI](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/aka-ferrari/32/7260_2.png) [@AKA-FERRARI](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AKA-FERRARI)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2008, 8:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtf-decent-2008-newbie/53798/19 "2008-08-25T08:49:41Z")
Way to go JEWBIE!!! ---
**Author:** ![EvilJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a5b964/32.png) [@EvilJay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EvilJay)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2008, 8:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtf-decent-2008-newbie/53798/20 "2008-08-25T08:53:56Z")
I still like “Nikuk is Garbage” best lurker ever. [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtf-decent-2008-newbie/53798.md?page=2)