# Wtf happened **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [September 26, 2012, 6:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtf-happened/265054 "2012-09-26T18:48:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Sketchy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sketchy/32/6378_2.png) [@Sketchy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sketchy)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2012, 6:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtf-happened/265054/1 "2012-09-26T18:48:48Z")
Discuss. ---
**Author:** ![adamea1635](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bc8723/32.png) [@adamea1635](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/adamea1635)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2012, 6:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtf-happened/265054/2 "2012-09-26T18:51:41Z")
Move this directly to epic. Accusations about to fly… Theories going to rule… ---
**Author:** ![JSEnclosures](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jsenclosures/32/6678_2.png) [@JSEnclosures](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JSEnclosures)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2012, 6:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtf-happened/265054/3 "2012-09-26T18:51:46Z")
I’ve been in withdrawl ---
**Author:** ![cazwrx187](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cazwrx187/32/6388_2.png) [@cazwrx187](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cazwrx187)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2012, 6:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtf-happened/265054/4 "2012-09-26T18:51:52Z")
aliens ---
**Author:** ![cazwrx187](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cazwrx187/32/6388_2.png) [@cazwrx187](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cazwrx187)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2012, 6:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtf-happened/265054/5 "2012-09-26T18:52:06Z")
russians ---
**Author:** ![Sketchy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sketchy/32/6378_2.png) [@Sketchy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sketchy)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2012, 6:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtf-happened/265054/6 "2012-09-26T18:53:57Z")
Singh Jk ---
**Author:** ![usmc2801](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/usmc2801/32/6387_2.png) [@usmc2801](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/usmc2801)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2012, 7:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtf-happened/265054/7 "2012-09-26T19:00:05Z")
Shift had a severe case of aids. ---
**Author:** ![slwrthnu](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slwrthnu/32/6296_2.png) [@slwrthnu](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slwrthnu)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2012, 7:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtf-happened/265054/8 "2012-09-26T19:03:23Z")
The Nazi’s on the moon took out Shift to start with their take over of the world. IRON SKY IS REAL NOT JUST A MOVIE! ---
**Author:** ![KillerBlackbird](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/killerblackbird/32/6525_2.png) [@KillerBlackbird](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KillerBlackbird)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2012, 7:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtf-happened/265054/9 "2012-09-26T19:07:24Z")
I planned it. I had a plane leave Albany International precisely at 3:44AM last Sunday morning carrying some experimental chemtrail fluid. It flew over Vlads house at the same time another jet left Area 51 with the same fluid, thus knocking out the server. It was a time release chemtrail that stayed in the sky for 10 days blocking server connectivity. After speaking with President Obama, he felt Shift being down was a threat to national security and scrambled fighter jets to break up the chemtrail. After fucking two bad bitches at the same damn time the chemtrail was broken up, causing the leaves to change color and premium gas to hit $4.50 a gallon, also causing the ROFL Wagens BBQ to move locations at the last minute due to fallout. ---
**Author:** ![slwrthnu](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slwrthnu/32/6296_2.png) [@slwrthnu](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slwrthnu)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2012, 7:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtf-happened/265054/10 "2012-09-26T19:12:34Z")
you just brought a tear to my eye, but i can’t plus rep you…fucking shift… ---
**Author:** ![byroll01](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/byroll01/32/6283_2.png) [@byroll01](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/byroll01)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2012, 7:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtf-happened/265054/11 "2012-09-26T19:25:32Z")
did it for you. lol ---
**Author:** ![UrbanSuMo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/urbansumo/32/6766_2.png) [@UrbanSuMo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/UrbanSuMo)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2012, 7:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtf-happened/265054/12 "2012-09-26T19:34:25Z")
> [@Callout: Mindless or any 11sec or better cars. slight\_smile](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/callout-mindless-or-any-11sec-or-better-cars/48316/1470): > > I planned it. I had a plane leave Albany International precisely at 3:44AM last Sunday morning carrying some experimental chemtrail fluid. It flew over Vlads house at the same time another jet left Area 51 with the same fluid, thus knocking out the server. It was a time release chemtrail that stayed in the sky for 10 days blocking server connectivity. After speaking with President Obama, he felt Shift being down was a threat to national security and scrambled fighter jets to break up the chemtrail. After fucking two bad bitches at the same damn time the chemtrail was broken up, causing the leaves to change color and premium gas to hit $4.50 a gallon, also causing the ROFL Wagens BBQ to move locations at the last minute due to fallout. - rep for that one… Nice OC ---
**Author:** ![Frank20](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/frank20/32/6434_2.png) [@Frank20](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Frank20)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2012, 8:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtf-happened/265054/13 "2012-09-26T20:12:09Z")
> [@Callout: Mindless or any 11sec or better cars. slight\_smile](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/callout-mindless-or-any-11sec-or-better-cars/48316/1470): > > I planned it. I had a plane leave Albany International precisely at 3:44AM last Sunday morning carrying some experimental chemtrail fluid. It flew over Vlads house at the same time another jet left Area 51 with the same fluid, thus knocking out the server. It was a time release chemtrail that stayed in the sky for 10 days blocking server connectivity. After speaking with President Obama, he felt Shift being down was a threat to national security and scrambled fighter jets to break up the chemtrail. After fucking two bad bitches at the same damn time the chemtrail was broken up, causing the leaves to change color and premium gas to hit $4.50 a gallon, also causing the ROFL Wagens BBQ to move locations at the last minute due to fallout. ahhh that explains it ---
**Author:** ![car\_ramrod](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/car_ramrod/32/6441_2.png) [@car\_ramrod](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/car_ramrod)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2012, 5:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtf-happened/265054/14 "2012-09-27T05:44:04Z")
regardless of what happened, it will be blamed on bennyfizzle ---
**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2012, 5:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtf-happened/265054/15 "2012-09-27T05:50:58Z")
![http://sportsandmeat.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/chappelle.jpg](http://sportsandmeat.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/chappelle.jpg) HOLYSHIT the last week has been tough for KK ---
**Author:** ![crAppAchic0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/crappachic0/32/6306_2.png) [@crAppAchic0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/crAppAchic0)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2012, 5:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtf-happened/265054/16 "2012-09-27T05:51:48Z")
Twitchy? Shakes? ---
**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2012, 6:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtf-happened/265054/17 "2012-09-27T06:39:27Z")
I had to open word pad here at work and just start typing. My SANS drive was flagged for disk compression in a matter of minutes. ---
**Author:** ![KillerBlackbird](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/killerblackbird/32/6525_2.png) [@KillerBlackbird](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KillerBlackbird)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2012, 7:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtf-happened/265054/18 "2012-09-27T07:03:18Z")
> [@Speed metal? dragonforce?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/speed-metal-dragonforce/50745/14): > > HOLYSHIT the last week has been tough for KK > [@KrazyKid"](#): > > I had to open word pad here at work and just start typing. > > My SANS drive was flagged for disk compression in a matter of minutes. The two shortest posts KK has ever made. ---
**Author:** ![GD3Skier](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gd3skier/32/6400_2.png) [@GD3Skier](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GD3Skier)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2012, 7:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtf-happened/265054/19 "2012-09-27T07:24:09Z")
It was kinda like that show revolution for a while. I had to go outside and sword fight and shit. ---
**Author:** ![Mafdark](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mafdark/32/6322_2.png) [@Mafdark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mafdark)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2012, 8:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtf-happened/265054/20 "2012-09-27T08:00:36Z")
clicks on shift to post 30+ times while its down… Shift is back up, can’t remember anything I wanted to post :rofl [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtf-happened/265054.md?page=2)