# WTF, my GF, cought red handed!!!!!

**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtf-my-gf-cought-red-handed/257639
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic
**Created:** [April 2, 2011, 7:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtf-my-gf-cought-red-handed/257639 "2011-04-02T07:10:43Z")
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### Author: ![1BIGMOFO](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/1/d9b06d/32.png) [@1BIGMOFO](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1BIGMOFO)
#### Post date: [April 2, 2011, 7:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtf-my-gf-cought-red-handed/257639/1 "2011-04-02T07:10:43Z")

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I’ve had my GF for 7 months now (practically lives with me) - small white, petite thang, cooks for me, always been good to me.

I go away on vacation for a week, come back and something just doesn’t seem right. I asked my cousin if he had seen anything happen with my GF and he acts clueless.

So fast forward to 3 weeks later… I’m coming home from work when BAM clear as day, right in my Kitchen I catch my cousin red handed with his meat in my GF.

I was pissed, told him to get his meat out of GF and GTFO, needless to say my GF got turned off. I just couldn’t get over it and that night kicked my GF to the curb.

Now it’s been 2 weeks since the incident and that I’ve been without my GF and about 10 minutes ago my cousin had the audacity to ask my how my GF has been, when he’s the \*\*\*\* reason we ain’t together no more.

Should I get off the computer and start swinging at him?

OR

Pack my stuff and be on my way.

Here’s pics of my GF for you guys, as I know you’ll ask!  
[http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h3…ittlethang.jpg](http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h303/Mach1Marauder/3onMotorsports/sweetlittlethang.jpg)

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### Author: ![car\_ramrod](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/car_ramrod/32/6441_2.png) [@car\_ramrod](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/car_ramrod)
#### Post date: [April 2, 2011, 7:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtf-my-gf-cought-red-handed/257639/2 "2011-04-02T07:13:00Z")

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:facepalm

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### Author: ![vonzs6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vonzs6/32/6515_2.png) [@vonzs6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/vonzs6)
#### Post date: [April 2, 2011, 7:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtf-my-gf-cought-red-handed/257639/3 "2011-04-02T07:13:15Z")

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:lol

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### Author: ![SSmokinn\_SS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@SSmokinn\_SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SSmokinn_SS)
#### Post date: [April 2, 2011, 7:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtf-my-gf-cought-red-handed/257639/4 "2011-04-02T07:14:49Z")

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old trick lol

I believed you until I clicked the picture. Damnit.

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### Author: ![Jammer](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jammer/32/6349_2.png) [@Jammer](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jammer)
#### Post date: [April 2, 2011, 7:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtf-my-gf-cought-red-handed/257639/5 "2011-04-02T07:15:03Z")

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kick ass move on

edit…whoops got me

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### Author: ![HudsonFalcon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hudsonfalcon/32/6460_2.png) [@HudsonFalcon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HudsonFalcon)
#### Post date: [April 2, 2011, 7:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtf-my-gf-cought-red-handed/257639/6 "2011-04-02T07:15:14Z")

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She looks like she can handle lots of meat so I’d just let it go.

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### Author: ![underboosted](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/underboosted/32/6424_2.png) [@underboosted](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/underboosted)
#### Post date: [April 2, 2011, 7:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtf-my-gf-cought-red-handed/257639/7 "2011-04-02T07:16:36Z")

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:lol

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### Author: ![usmc2801](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/usmc2801/32/6387_2.png) [@usmc2801](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/usmc2801)
#### Post date: [April 2, 2011, 7:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtf-my-gf-cought-red-handed/257639/8 "2011-04-02T07:26:52Z")

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LOL that was good…def had me going.

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### Author: ![ninety1two40](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ninety1two40/32/6332_2.png) [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)
#### Post date: [April 2, 2011, 7:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtf-my-gf-cought-red-handed/257639/9 "2011-04-02T07:28:07Z")

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:rofl

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### Author: ![Ilya](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilya/32/6404_2.png) [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)
#### Post date: [April 2, 2011, 7:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtf-my-gf-cought-red-handed/257639/10 "2011-04-02T07:35:18Z")

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Classic, seen many times before but still funny :rofl

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### Author: ![ReDevil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redevil/32/6385_2.png) [@ReDevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ReDevil)
#### Post date: [April 2, 2011, 7:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtf-my-gf-cought-red-handed/257639/11 "2011-04-02T07:36:57Z")

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April Fools was yesterday.

Well done lol

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### Author: ![McLen](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mclen/32/6354_2.png) [@McLen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/McLen)
#### Post date: [April 2, 2011, 7:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtf-my-gf-cought-red-handed/257639/12 "2011-04-02T07:51:46Z")

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I feel like I just got Bel Air’d

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### Author: ![RocketPunch](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rocketpunch/32/6429_2.png) [@RocketPunch](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RocketPunch)
#### Post date: [April 2, 2011, 11:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtf-my-gf-cought-red-handed/257639/13 "2011-04-02T11:29:39Z")

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:lol

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### Author: ![xdsmlaser93x](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/xdsmlaser93x/32/6507_2.png) [@xdsmlaser93x](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/xdsmlaser93x)
#### Post date: [April 2, 2011, 11:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtf-my-gf-cought-red-handed/257639/14 "2011-04-02T11:37:51Z")

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### Author: ![MikeyB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mikeyb/32/6448_2.png) [@MikeyB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MikeyB)
#### Post date: [April 2, 2011, 12:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtf-my-gf-cought-red-handed/257639/15 "2011-04-02T12:42:31Z")

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Thouht i was gonna get rick rolled when i clicked that link.

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### Author: ![LKSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lksi/32/6316_2.png) [@LKSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LKSi)
#### Post date: [April 2, 2011, 1:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtf-my-gf-cought-red-handed/257639/16 "2011-04-02T13:48:06Z")

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😑

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### Author: ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)
#### Post date: [April 2, 2011, 1:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtf-my-gf-cought-red-handed/257639/17 "2011-04-02T13:51:19Z")

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😑

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### Author: ![6SPD\_S4](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/6spd_s4/32/6326_2.png) [@6SPD\_S4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/6SPD_S4)
#### Post date: [April 2, 2011, 2:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtf-my-gf-cought-red-handed/257639/18 "2011-04-02T14:55:21Z")

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### Author: ![b-ri](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/b-ri/32/6376_2.png) [@b-ri](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/b-ri)
#### Post date: [April 2, 2011, 4:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtf-my-gf-cought-red-handed/257639/19 "2011-04-02T16:02:28Z")

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what kinda meat did he have in her?

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### Author: ![NickAlero](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nickalero/32/6440_2.png) [@NickAlero](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/NickAlero)
#### Post date: [April 2, 2011, 4:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtf-my-gf-cought-red-handed/257639/20 "2011-04-02T16:49:43Z")

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Tube Steak probably.

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