# WTF Verizon?

**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtf-verizon/51585
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [July 16, 2008, 11:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtf-verizon/51585 "2008-07-16T11:00:24Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)
#### Post date: [July 16, 2008, 11:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtf-verizon/51585/1 "2008-07-16T11:00:24Z")

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Haven’t been able to send text messages all day. Even tried a hard reset. No dice.

I dial 611 to ask WTF and get “We’re sorry. We are not currently able to authenticate your phone. Hang up and dial #8899.”

What’s the deal evolve?

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### Author: ![RuBiCaNT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rubicant/32/7622_2.png) [@RuBiCaNT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RuBiCaNT)
#### Post date: [July 16, 2008, 11:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtf-verizon/51585/2 "2008-07-16T11:05:05Z")

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\*22899

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### Author: ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)
#### Post date: [July 16, 2008, 11:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtf-verizon/51585/3 "2008-07-16T11:06:11Z")

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Explain?

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### Author: ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)
#### Post date: [July 16, 2008, 11:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtf-verizon/51585/4 "2008-07-16T11:08:17Z")

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I did \*228,2 (which I’m convinced is placebo) to no avail over my lunch break.

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### Author: ![KuntryQuestTSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kuntryquesttsi/32/5010_2.png) [@KuntryQuestTSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KuntryQuestTSi)
#### Post date: [July 16, 2008, 11:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtf-verizon/51585/5 "2008-07-16T11:13:39Z")

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my texting has been funny today also, I get them in like 5-6 one right after another

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### Author: ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)
#### Post date: [July 16, 2008, 11:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtf-verizon/51585/6 "2008-07-16T11:14:15Z")

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I was on hold with #8899 for 5 minutes. Then I gave up. I’ll try again tonight if shit still isn’t fixed…

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### Author: ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)
#### Post date: [July 16, 2008, 11:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtf-verizon/51585/7 "2008-07-16T11:14:56Z")

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\*228, send, press 1

post if that works

edit: I have no problems sending/receiving sms.

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### Author: ![9ONA3OOZX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/9ona3oozx/32/7242_2.png) [@9ONA3OOZX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/9ONA3OOZX)
#### Post date: [July 16, 2008, 11:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtf-verizon/51585/8 "2008-07-16T11:19:26Z")

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i’m having no problems :gotme:

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### Author: ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)
#### Post date: [July 16, 2008, 11:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtf-verizon/51585/9 "2008-07-16T11:21:08Z")

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Can’t make phone calls either…

Pressed 1…

SPL unlocked OK!  
MDN download OK!  
Commit OK!

Giggity!

resetting…

Survey says…

![http://laughingsquid.com/wp-content/uploads/family-feud.jpg](http://laughingsquid.com/wp-content/uploads/family-feud.jpg)

…  
Dialing number…  
…

“We’re sorry. We’re currently unable to authenticate your phone.”

![http://pbskids.org/sesame/coloring/images/x_telly.gif](http://pbskids.org/sesame/coloring/images/x_telly.gif)

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### Author: ![Locutus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/locutus/32/7574_2.png) [@Locutus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Locutus)
#### Post date: [July 16, 2008, 11:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtf-verizon/51585/10 "2008-07-16T11:22:35Z")

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first you suck at mac now you cant work a cell phone?

noob

he he he

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### Author: ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)
#### Post date: [July 16, 2008, 11:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtf-verizon/51585/11 "2008-07-16T11:23:47Z")

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It’s amazing I can even dress myself.

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### Author: ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)
#### Post date: [July 16, 2008, 11:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtf-verizon/51585/12 "2008-07-16T11:25:22Z")

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Tech Support - 866-788-9387

This is all stemming from your upgrade to 6.1? That doesnt make sense to me. Sounds like a feature issue in access (Vision north? is that still around originalsin?)

I bet if they dummied out your esn then put it back on and reset it it would fix it.

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### Author: ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)
#### Post date: [July 16, 2008, 11:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtf-verizon/51585/13 "2008-07-16T11:25:51Z")

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> [@Fry](#):
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> It’s amazing I can even dress myself.

how on earth are you going to manage to drink your beer on thursday?

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### Author: ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)
#### Post date: [July 16, 2008, 11:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtf-verizon/51585/14 "2008-07-16T11:26:36Z")

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Will you help me?

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### Author: ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)
#### Post date: [July 16, 2008, 11:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtf-verizon/51585/15 "2008-07-16T11:27:15Z")

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Anyhow, I can send email. Just no phone calls or texts. Just started this morning. Well after my 6.1 upgrade.

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### Author: ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)
#### Post date: [July 16, 2008, 11:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtf-verizon/51585/16 "2008-07-16T11:27:22Z")

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lol

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### Author: ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)
#### Post date: [July 16, 2008, 11:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtf-verizon/51585/17 "2008-07-16T11:28:06Z")

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> [@Fry](#):
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> Anyhow, I can send email. Just no phone calls or texts. Just started this morning. Well after my 6.1 upgrade.

not gonna lie, that’s fucking weird. data is provisioning but no voice. see if you can send mms.

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### Author: ![Bigairskier1580](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bigairskier1580/32/7612_2.png) [@Bigairskier1580](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bigairskier1580)
#### Post date: [July 16, 2008, 11:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtf-verizon/51585/18 "2008-07-16T11:29:14Z")

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Just here to flaunt that my VZW is working fine.

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### Author: ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)
#### Post date: [July 16, 2008, 11:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtf-verizon/51585/19 "2008-07-16T11:30:27Z")

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> [@evolve](#):
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> not gonna lie, that’s fucking weird. data is provisioning but no voice. see if you can send mms.

What’s your number? :massmoon:

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### Author: ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)
#### Post date: [July 16, 2008, 11:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtf-verizon/51585/20 "2008-07-16T11:30:32Z")

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This is why Fry can’t have nice things.

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