# WTFBBQ GM?!

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtfbbq-gm/250516>\
**Category:** Shift518 Automotive\
**Created:** [February 24, 2010, 10:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtfbbq-gm/250516 "2010-02-24T10:09:06Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![MX-5](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mx-5/32/6336_2.png) [@MX-5](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MX-5)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 10:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtfbbq-gm/250516/1 "2010-02-24T10:09:06Z")

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[http://www.belch.com/blog/2009/04/07/no-wonder-gm-is-going-bankrupt/](http://www.belch.com/blog/2009/04/07/no-wonder-gm-is-going-bankrupt/)

behold the latest horrific trend in personalized mobility- the PUMA, or the “Personal Urban Mobility and Accessibility.” It is a cross-breed abomination by GM and Segway. The PUMA, (pronounced Fah’-Güh-Tree) is designed to make those fools who bought the [overpriced SMART cars](https://commerce.smartusa.com/smart/?id=ibg001) during the height of gasoline price spike feel safe behind the wheel. ![http://www.belch.com/img/gaywheels.jpg](http://www.belch.com/img/gaywheels.jpg)  
Ever notice all the car safety crash tests on TV don’t include the Smart Car? That’s because the Smart Car doesn’t crumple to preserve the driver at all, and it doesn’t even have airbags. Upon impact, the car simply and conveniently, converts to a wooden box in the shape of a coffin for ease of burial or cremation. Now the PUMA comes along without any sort of passenger cabin at all and it can do up to 35 MPH on the roads. Truckers have been warned by the National Transportation Safety Board (NTSB) that after striking one of these tiny vehicles, they should immediately stop their trucks and replace their divot. (Its a golf joke.)

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**Author:** ![ReDevil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redevil/32/6385_2.png) [@ReDevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ReDevil)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 10:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtfbbq-gm/250516/2 "2010-02-24T10:17:02Z")

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> [@GI/FS: xbox 360 premium, gears of war, 2 controllers, + more games](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/gi-fs-xbox-360-premium-gears-of-war-2-controllers-more-games/26589/6):
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> The PUMA, (pronounced Fah’-Güh-Tree)

Had me :lol

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**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 10:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtfbbq-gm/250516/3 "2010-02-24T10:22:26Z")

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needs to be turbo busa powered with wrinkle walls.

do it faggots.

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**Author:** ![AMD\_IS\_THE\_BEST](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/amd_is_the_best/32/6342_2.png) [@AMD\_IS\_THE\_BEST](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AMD_IS_THE_BEST)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 3:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtfbbq-gm/250516/4 "2010-02-24T15:00:11Z")

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Looks pretty cool to me. Doesn’t seem like one would even compare it to a car. I would imagine its more in the class of a bicycle, possibly a moped. In which case it would offer maybe a slight advantage in safety (over bicycle or moped).

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**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2010, 11:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtfbbq-gm/250516/5 "2010-03-01T11:02:19Z")

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> [@ReDevil"](#):
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> Had me :lol

same!

makes me think of

 ![http://i838.photobucket.com/albums/zz304/votblindub2/Random/faggot_tree.png](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/7/1/71165dd30dccd59d49774f7a9d9e17cbb34e876a.png)