# wtfbbq i can has problems
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtfbbq-i-can-has-problems/246349
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic
**Created:** [August 25, 2009, 6:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtfbbq-i-can-has-problems/246349 "2009-08-25T18:21:56Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@GATVILLE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GATVILLE)
#### Post date: [August 25, 2009, 6:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtfbbq-i-can-has-problems/246349/1 "2009-08-25T18:21:56Z")
ok so i think i finally learned my lesson. after numerous speeding tickets this year including having my car searched multiple times, being handcuffed, exhaust tickets, police scanner ticket, various moving violations, ect. i reached 12 tickets so far in just this year. wtf! :lol i just came home to more party lights, got hit 54/35 no inspection and had my machete wedged between my center console. He didnt care for my answer of “using it against people for self defense” ☹ All in all i just had to vent as my dumbass cant keep my foot out of it:Idiots
/rant
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### Author:  [@97cavy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/97cavy)
#### Post date: [August 25, 2009, 6:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtfbbq-i-can-has-problems/246349/2 "2009-08-25T18:30:48Z")
Wow…i’ve got 3 tickets in the 8 years ive been driving…I cant even imagine what your insurance is like!
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### Author:  [@notorious](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/notorious)
#### Post date: [August 25, 2009, 6:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtfbbq-i-can-has-problems/246349/3 "2009-08-25T18:34:40Z")
damn dude you have the same luck i used to have i had 14 tickets in one month for speeding when i was 18 then 11 the next month, then they took my licence for 5 years
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### Author:  [@Hooked\_on\_240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hooked_on_240)
#### Post date: [August 25, 2009, 6:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtfbbq-i-can-has-problems/246349/4 "2009-08-25T18:34:45Z")
dick sitting by the old trooper station? i hate that guy!
and atleast you werent sporting the seer catcher while machete was in car!
i read quick and thought you said you put your mustash (sp?) in your center console. i was gunna say. :lol
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### Author:  [@cazwrx187](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cazwrx187)
#### Post date: [August 25, 2009, 6:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtfbbq-i-can-has-problems/246349/5 "2009-08-25T18:39:01Z")
wowzers
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### Author:  [@GATVILLE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GATVILLE)
#### Post date: [August 25, 2009, 6:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtfbbq-i-can-has-problems/246349/6 "2009-08-25T18:40:08Z")
LOL insurance only knows about the 2 tickets i got 2 years ago so far.
nah it was on the turnpike, and i kinda wished i still had the deer catcher, most cops thought it was amusing and would let me off easy or nothing at all.
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### Author:  [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)
#### Post date: [August 25, 2009, 6:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtfbbq-i-can-has-problems/246349/7 "2009-08-25T18:45:43Z")
you never cease to amaze me.
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### Author:  [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)
#### Post date: [August 25, 2009, 6:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtfbbq-i-can-has-problems/246349/8 "2009-08-25T18:45:49Z")
lol dude stop being a dumbass
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### Author:  [@GATVILLE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GATVILLE)
#### Post date: [August 25, 2009, 6:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtfbbq-i-can-has-problems/246349/9 "2009-08-25T18:47:30Z")
> [@OFFICIAL Buffalo Sabres Thread](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-buffalo-sabres-thread/25170/1901):
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> you never cease to amaze me.
now see why i want a slow ass truck?:ponder
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### Author:  [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)
#### Post date: [August 25, 2009, 6:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtfbbq-i-can-has-problems/246349/10 "2009-08-25T18:48:26Z")
a fuckin machette 🤣rofl:rofl:rofl damn dude what happened to the days of a bat or or tireiron
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### Author:  [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)
#### Post date: [August 25, 2009, 6:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtfbbq-i-can-has-problems/246349/11 "2009-08-25T18:48:52Z")
> [@The Official NYspeed what did you get for xmas thread.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-official-nyspeed-what-did-you-get-for-xmas-thread/22103/11):
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> now see why i want a slow ass truck?:ponder
A Buick Century isnt exactly a race car though
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### Author:  [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)
#### Post date: [August 25, 2009, 6:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtfbbq-i-can-has-problems/246349/12 "2009-08-25T18:49:15Z")
like that’s going to stop you from doing dumb shit? exactly, it’s not. you’re going to go from speeding tickets to getting pulled over for offroading and doing lawn jobs where you’re not supposed to!
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### Author:  [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)
#### Post date: [August 25, 2009, 6:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtfbbq-i-can-has-problems/246349/13 "2009-08-25T18:49:42Z")
> [@3gp/3g2 from wmv,avi, mpg](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/3gp-3g2-from-wmv-avi-mpg/22104/3):
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> a fuckin machette 🤣rofl:rofl:rofl damn dude what happened to the days of a bat or or tireiron
Maybe he spends alot of time in Amsterico?
Ive got a tire iron within reach in my truck.
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### Author:  [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)
#### Post date: [August 25, 2009, 6:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtfbbq-i-can-has-problems/246349/14 "2009-08-25T18:50:34Z")
oh dont mistake the truck and car have goodies in em but fuck dude no machette
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### Author:  [@Hooked\_on\_240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hooked_on_240)
#### Post date: [August 25, 2009, 6:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtfbbq-i-can-has-problems/246349/15 "2009-08-25T18:56:31Z")
:rofl
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### Author:  [@GATVILLE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GATVILLE)
#### Post date: [August 25, 2009, 7:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtfbbq-i-can-has-problems/246349/16 "2009-08-25T19:01:13Z")
> [@What to do?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-to-do/22093/12):
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> A Buick Century isnt exactly a race car though
[http://shift518.gom-host.com/showthread.php?t=11405](http://shift518.gom-host.com/showthread.php?t=11405)
the machete is in timeout in the trunk for a while :lol
by the way john im gonna make my way to see you this week if i get outta work early enough.
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### Author:  [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)
#### Post date: [August 25, 2009, 7:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtfbbq-i-can-has-problems/246349/17 "2009-08-25T19:02:07Z")
get ahold of me kid ill take care of shit
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### Author:  [@GATVILLE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GATVILLE)
#### Post date: [August 25, 2009, 7:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtfbbq-i-can-has-problems/246349/18 "2009-08-25T19:04:46Z")
> [@FS: Cheap Tire Blow Out! Everything under $20/Each 14"-18"](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-cheap-tire-blow-out-everything-under-20-each-14-18/22079/11):
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> like that’s going to stop you from doing dumb shit? exactly, it’s not. you’re going to go from speeding tickets to getting pulled over for offroading and doing lawn jobs where you’re not supposed to!
your right the only other option is to get my balls surgically removed:shifty
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### Author:  [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)
#### Post date: [August 25, 2009, 7:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtfbbq-i-can-has-problems/246349/19 "2009-08-25T19:10:56Z")
> [@OFFICIAL Buffalo Sabres Thread](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-buffalo-sabres-thread/25170/1902):
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> [http://shift518.gom-host.com/showthread.php?t=11405](http://shift518.gom-host.com/showthread.php?t=11405)
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> the machete is in timeout in the trunk for a while :lol
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> by the way john im gonna make my way to see you this week if i get outta work early enough.
so its running? I figured you were driving the Buick
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### Author:  [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)
#### Post date: [August 25, 2009, 7:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtfbbq-i-can-has-problems/246349/20 "2009-08-25T19:14:21Z")
gatville your fucking gangsta, u need to chill with other gangsters like me, so we can MACKITONSOMEHOS
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