# wtfbbq i can has problems

**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtfbbq-i-can-has-problems/246349
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic
**Created:** [August 25, 2009, 6:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtfbbq-i-can-has-problems/246349 "2009-08-25T18:21:56Z")
**Posts on this page:** 13
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### Author: ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)
#### Post date: [August 25, 2009, 7:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtfbbq-i-can-has-problems/246349/21 "2009-08-25T19:15:47Z")

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> [@The Official NYspeed what did you get for xmas thread.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-official-nyspeed-what-did-you-get-for-xmas-thread/22103/28):
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> gatville your fucking gangsta, u need to chill with other gangsters like me, so we can MACKITONSOmhomOS

:eek

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### Author: ![GATVILLE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gatville/32/6362_2.png) [@GATVILLE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GATVILLE)
#### Post date: [August 25, 2009, 7:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtfbbq-i-can-has-problems/246349/22 "2009-08-25T19:31:58Z")

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> [@3gp/3g2 from wmv,avi, mpg](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/3gp-3g2-from-wmv-avi-mpg/22104/4):
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> so its running? I figured you were driving the Buick

nah buicks for sale, $250 for any shifter runs good.

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### Author: ![Code\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ea924/32.png) [@Code\_Blue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Code_Blue)
#### Post date: [August 26, 2009, 5:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtfbbq-i-can-has-problems/246349/23 "2009-08-26T05:46:40Z")

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RADAR DETECTOR

for fucks sake !

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### Author: ![Boost\_Creep](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boost_creep/32/6366_2.png) [@Boost\_Creep](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boost_Creep)
#### Post date: [August 26, 2009, 6:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtfbbq-i-can-has-problems/246349/24 "2009-08-26T06:32:53Z")

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How do you drive 54 in a 35 and not notice that?

Did you think those cars you were flying by were parked?

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### Author: ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)
#### Post date: [August 26, 2009, 6:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtfbbq-i-can-has-problems/246349/25 "2009-08-26T06:33:35Z")

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how do you think having a machete stuffed between the seats of your car is ok? :rofl

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### Author: ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)
#### Post date: [August 26, 2009, 6:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtfbbq-i-can-has-problems/246349/26 "2009-08-26T06:47:04Z")

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ass hattery

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### Author: ![Allstar\_Graphics](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/allstar_graphics/32/6287_2.png) [@Allstar\_Graphics](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Allstar_Graphics)
#### Post date: [August 26, 2009, 7:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtfbbq-i-can-has-problems/246349/27 "2009-08-26T07:07:18Z")

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A fuckin 12ga and machette, within reach, unloaded with ammo locked up to be legal of course

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### Author: ![ninety1two40](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ninety1two40/32/6332_2.png) [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)
#### Post date: [August 26, 2009, 7:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtfbbq-i-can-has-problems/246349/28 "2009-08-26T07:21:58Z")

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> [@FS: Desktop Computer](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-desktop-computer/20930/27):
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> ok so i think i finally learned my lesson. after numerous speeding tickets this year including having my car searched multiple times, being handcuffed, exhaust tickets, police scanner ticket, various moving violations, ect. i reached 12 tickets so far in just this year. wtf! :lol i just came home to more party lights, got hit 54/35 no inspection and had my machete wedged between my center console. He didnt care for my answer of “using it against people for self defense” ☹ All in all i just had to vent as my dumbass cant keep my foot out of it:Idiots
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> /rant

I’ve been warning ya dude!

> [@05orangess...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/05orangess/22095/3):
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> dick sitting by the old trooper station? i hate that guy!

Jeff I thought you had court the 24th in Duanesburg, I didn’t see you there :lol

> [@Newman's 1986 BMW 326rb build thread.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/newmans-1986-bmw-326rb-build-thread/22123/34):
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> RADAR DETECTOR
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> for fucks sake !

Seriously, Jon send your Escort out to get repaired or have me check to make sure the power cord isn’t at fault.

> [@FS: 2000 Audi A6](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-2000-audi-a6/17653/21):
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> how do you think having a machete stuffed between the seats of your car is ok? :rofl

I don’t see anything wrong with it :rofl, just don’t be a dick to the cop about it. I say you should start carrying around old farm tools like a sickle or pitch fork. Maybe some antique pipe wrenches we have laying around. Be nostalgic about it :lol

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### Author: ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)
#### Post date: [August 26, 2009, 7:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtfbbq-i-can-has-problems/246349/29 "2009-08-26T07:29:02Z")

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I keep my old TPX Vapor in the trunk of my car in case someone ever tries to get loud

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### Author: ![GATVILLE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gatville/32/6362_2.png) [@GATVILLE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GATVILLE)
#### Post date: [August 26, 2009, 11:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtfbbq-i-can-has-problems/246349/30 "2009-08-26T11:11:58Z")

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> [@OFFICIAL Buffalo Sabres Thread](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-buffalo-sabres-thread/25170/1904):
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> How do you drive 54 in a 35 and not notice that?
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> Did you think those cars you were flying by were parked?

my speedos off, different tranny and taller tires in the rear, no other cars on the road.:tongue

> [@Price of turbo installation](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/price-of-turbo-installation/22135/3):
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> A fuckin 12ga and machette, within reach, unloaded with ammo locked up to be legal of course

they always tell me its illegal since its within reach, even my pocket knife with the 3" blade is illegal too huh?

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### Author: ![GATVILLE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gatville/32/6362_2.png) [@GATVILLE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GATVILLE)
#### Post date: [August 26, 2009, 11:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtfbbq-i-can-has-problems/246349/31 "2009-08-26T11:14:24Z")

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> [@FS: 2000 Audi A6](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-2000-audi-a6/17653/21):
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> how do you think having a machete stuffed between the seats of your car is ok? :rofl

lol! its the 4th time ive been pulled over with it between the seats. each officer acts differently upon it.:lol

> [@Newman's 1986 BMW 326rb build thread.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/newmans-1986-bmw-326rb-build-thread/22123/34):
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> RADAR DETECTOR
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> for fucks sake !

got an 8500 but it broke from jumping some RR tracks with my old buick, still gotta send it out :ahh

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### Author: ![Code\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ea924/32.png) [@Code\_Blue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Code_Blue)
#### Post date: [August 26, 2009, 11:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtfbbq-i-can-has-problems/246349/32 "2009-08-26T23:39:51Z")

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you’ll have plenty of time to send it out when your waiting the 5 years for your driving priviledges to return 🙂

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### Author: ![Norwood](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Norwood](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Norwood)
#### Post date: [August 27, 2009, 4:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtfbbq-i-can-has-problems/246349/33 "2009-08-27T04:46:51Z")

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Lol machete between the seats…Mad max shit. Or MadJon Shit. P.S. what is this buick for 250 i needz winter beater.:number1

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