# wtfbbq i can has problems

**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtfbbq-i-can-has-problems/246349
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic
**Created:** [August 25, 2009, 6:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtfbbq-i-can-has-problems/246349 "2009-08-25T18:21:56Z")
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### Author: ![ninety1two40](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ninety1two40/32/6332_2.png) [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)
#### Post date: [August 26, 2009, 7:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtfbbq-i-can-has-problems/246349/28 "2009-08-26T07:21:58Z")

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> [@FS: Desktop Computer](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-desktop-computer/20930/27):
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> ok so i think i finally learned my lesson. after numerous speeding tickets this year including having my car searched multiple times, being handcuffed, exhaust tickets, police scanner ticket, various moving violations, ect. i reached 12 tickets so far in just this year. wtf! :lol i just came home to more party lights, got hit 54/35 no inspection and had my machete wedged between my center console. He didnt care for my answer of “using it against people for self defense” ☹ All in all i just had to vent as my dumbass cant keep my foot out of it:Idiots
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> /rant

I’ve been warning ya dude!

> [@05orangess...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/05orangess/22095/3):
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> dick sitting by the old trooper station? i hate that guy!

Jeff I thought you had court the 24th in Duanesburg, I didn’t see you there :lol

> [@Newman's 1986 BMW 326rb build thread.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/newmans-1986-bmw-326rb-build-thread/22123/34):
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> RADAR DETECTOR
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> for fucks sake !

Seriously, Jon send your Escort out to get repaired or have me check to make sure the power cord isn’t at fault.

> [@FS: 2000 Audi A6](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-2000-audi-a6/17653/21):
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> how do you think having a machete stuffed between the seats of your car is ok? :rofl

I don’t see anything wrong with it :rofl, just don’t be a dick to the cop about it. I say you should start carrying around old farm tools like a sickle or pitch fork. Maybe some antique pipe wrenches we have laying around. Be nostalgic about it :lol

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