# WTH: Pooper Scooper $40 / hour - Clean Baldy is Your Man!
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wth-pooper-scooper-40-hour-clean-baldy-is-your-man/44348
**Category:** Classifieds
**Created:** [March 3, 2008, 11:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wth-pooper-scooper-40-hour-clean-baldy-is-your-man/44348 "2008-03-03T11:24:35Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@jabbu](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jabbu)
#### Post date: [March 3, 2008, 12:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wth-pooper-scooper-40-hour-clean-baldy-is-your-man/44348/21 "2008-03-03T12:04:23Z")
Hmm hire this kid to pick up shit or have fun blasting shit into the neighbors with the power washer… decisions decisions
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### Author:  [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)
#### Post date: [March 3, 2008, 12:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wth-pooper-scooper-40-hour-clean-baldy-is-your-man/44348/22 "2008-03-03T12:10:42Z")
BTW, I’ll match the offer Nikuk is providing and we live pretty close to each other so you’d save on gas. One 90lb dog and the back yard is broken up by a shed and pool so the crap is pretty condensed in one general area.
I’ll even give you access to a hose to clean the shit/mud off your shoes before you drive home. 🙂
I’ll only hire that neon kid if he promises to come over in full makeup and do the job while being chased by my dog while I video tape it.
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### Author:  [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)
#### Post date: [March 3, 2008, 12:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wth-pooper-scooper-40-hour-clean-baldy-is-your-man/44348/23 "2008-03-03T12:11:51Z")
There is alot of money to be made in here…
> [@nitroinsane](#):
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> my yard is filled with land mines. i am waiting out my dad for more cash. seriously pending my trial tomorrow we will see how desperate i am for cash
c’mon, its not like you had anything else planned for this evening. You’ve got $100 in this thread.
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### Author:  [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)
#### Post date: [March 3, 2008, 12:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wth-pooper-scooper-40-hour-clean-baldy-is-your-man/44348/24 "2008-03-03T12:12:16Z")
i live right off of longmeadow in amherst. Im pretty sure its very close to Nikuk and probably close to JayS too.
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### Author:  [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)
#### Post date: [March 3, 2008, 12:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wth-pooper-scooper-40-hour-clean-baldy-is-your-man/44348/25 "2008-03-03T12:17:06Z")
whoever does this is getting a custom title.
> [@camarojoe](#):
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> Offer only standing for today because tomorrow it’s going to snow and you won’t see **shit**.
HAR HAR HAR
> [@JayS](#):
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> Yeah, I laughed at the “I fill up fast” part too. I almost want to call and tell the guy if he wasn’t eating it he could probably work a lot longer than a week.
LOLLLLL!!!
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### Author:  [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)
#### Post date: [March 3, 2008, 12:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wth-pooper-scooper-40-hour-clean-baldy-is-your-man/44348/26 "2008-03-03T12:17:53Z")
> [@nitroinsane](#):
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> pending my trial tomorrow we will see how desperate i am for cash
Picking up dog shit today will seem like paradise compared to getting your shit packed in while you’re in jail. 😉
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### Author:  [@justa4door](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justa4door)
#### Post date: [March 3, 2008, 12:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wth-pooper-scooper-40-hour-clean-baldy-is-your-man/44348/27 "2008-03-03T12:21:39Z")
i would do zerodazes house he has a small yard… so someone could make about 120 bucks off all this…ill work for turbo parts
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### Author:  [@camarojoe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/camarojoe)
#### Post date: [March 3, 2008, 12:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wth-pooper-scooper-40-hour-clean-baldy-is-your-man/44348/28 "2008-03-03T12:23:39Z")
I’ll even keep the pooper picker upper name’s anonymous so they don’t get the custom title.
Unless it is Skunk.
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### Author:  [@justa4door](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justa4door)
#### Post date: [March 3, 2008, 12:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wth-pooper-scooper-40-hour-clean-baldy-is-your-man/44348/29 "2008-03-03T12:28:31Z")
if you offer good parts in trade for poop pick up you can give me the title :gotme:
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### Author:  [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)
#### Post date: [March 3, 2008, 12:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wth-pooper-scooper-40-hour-clean-baldy-is-your-man/44348/30 "2008-03-03T12:29:19Z")
I don’t think I have any parts you can use. What are you looking for?
Or you can use the cash for w/e parts you want.
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### Author:  [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)
#### Post date: [March 3, 2008, 12:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wth-pooper-scooper-40-hour-clean-baldy-is-your-man/44348/31 "2008-03-03T12:31:34Z")
I think this thread will be linked to a lot in various advice threads.
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### Author:  [@camarojoe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/camarojoe)
#### Post date: [March 3, 2008, 12:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wth-pooper-scooper-40-hour-clean-baldy-is-your-man/44348/32 "2008-03-03T12:33:55Z")
> [@justa4door](#):
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> if you offer good parts in trade for poop pick up you can give me the title :gotme:
Sorry, no Honda parts.
That would be a even trade, poop for poop 🙂
j/k
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### Author:  [@justa4door](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justa4door)
#### Post date: [March 3, 2008, 12:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wth-pooper-scooper-40-hour-clean-baldy-is-your-man/44348/33 "2008-03-03T12:36:45Z")
lol no honda parts no care…no work
i have to clean my horse’s everyday witch is about 3 wheelbarrow’s full everymorning at 530… shit i should quit my job and scoop poop …will you offer free health ins.???
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### Author:  [@Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Blue_Eyed_Devil)
#### Post date: [March 3, 2008, 12:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wth-pooper-scooper-40-hour-clean-baldy-is-your-man/44348/34 "2008-03-03T12:39:01Z")
The service industry.
Is this what they were talking about when they told us not to worry about manufacturing jobs leaving the US?
We can all be pooper scoopers.
Splendid.
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### Author:  [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)
#### Post date: [March 3, 2008, 12:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wth-pooper-scooper-40-hour-clean-baldy-is-your-man/44348/35 "2008-03-03T12:56:45Z")
I just offered these jobs to my little (14 - 19) cousins… no go.
Kids these days, just don’t understand the value of a dollar I guess.
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### Author:  [@Karter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Karter)
#### Post date: [March 3, 2008, 1:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wth-pooper-scooper-40-hour-clean-baldy-is-your-man/44348/36 "2008-03-03T13:08:13Z")
I can only imagine the custom title hahaha
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### Author:  [@chino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/chino)
#### Post date: [March 3, 2008, 1:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wth-pooper-scooper-40-hour-clean-baldy-is-your-man/44348/37 "2008-03-03T13:49:39Z")
> [@Nikuk"](#):
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> In Amherst, near UB South.
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> I figure someone needs gas money, go fast parts, porn, etc.
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> Come by, pick up a couple months of dog poop (20’ x 20’ area), collect $20.
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> I’ll supply poop rake & shovel; garbage bags; and plastic gloves. I figure it _shouldn’t take more then 1/2 hour_.
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> I’ll even keep the dog in the house while you’re working. 🙂
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> annnd I’m positive that you can get another job a few minutes away, in Kenmore. 😉
yes, you can do my house too… i’ll only give you $10 though, there is only like 10 piles left
> [@JayS](#):
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> Yeah, I laughed at the “I fill up fast” part too. I almost want to call and tell the guy if he wasn’t eating it he could probably work a lot longer than a week.
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> Do you have a pressure washer? My uncle swears he can just blast it with his pressure washer and it goes away. I suppose it eventually gets absorbed by the grass and stuff but I’m not sure how much I like the idea of a layer of dog shit soup in my yard while I wait for nature to do it’s thing.
LOL yea the pressure washer is actually a fecal matter particle gun, it just makes it dissappear.
your uncle has a lawn that is 100% coated with fucking shit. lol.
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### Author:  [@camarojoe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/camarojoe)
#### Post date: [March 3, 2008, 1:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wth-pooper-scooper-40-hour-clean-baldy-is-your-man/44348/38 "2008-03-03T13:55:28Z")
Power washer + shit = Fertilized lush green lawn!
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### Author:  [@dirtye30](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dirtye30)
#### Post date: [March 3, 2008, 2:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wth-pooper-scooper-40-hour-clean-baldy-is-your-man/44348/39 "2008-03-03T14:00:25Z")
ill do it. seriously. i could use the custom title.
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### Author:  [@jabbu](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jabbu)
#### Post date: [March 3, 2008, 2:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wth-pooper-scooper-40-hour-clean-baldy-is-your-man/44348/40 "2008-03-03T14:24:02Z")
> [@camarojoe](#):
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> Power washer + shit = Fertilized lush green lawn!
I just finished doing mine…
Lets see, 3-4min getting the biatch started, and maybe 10min including turning on the outside faucet, digging for the hose and spraying the shit into “places” i don’t care about…
15minutes of light labor, $20 saved 🙂
Never had the idea of powerwashing shit when i bought her… Such a multitool!
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