# WTT: 2 Turtles for 1 Rabbit

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtt-2-turtles-for-1-rabbit/56240>\
**Category:** Classifieds\
**Created:** [October 10, 2008, 8:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtt-2-turtles-for-1-rabbit/56240 "2008-10-10T08:12:44Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![vq30de](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/9dc877/32.png) [@vq30de](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/vq30de)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2011, 11:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtt-2-turtles-for-1-rabbit/56240/81 "2011-01-05T11:47:02Z")

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He’s got you there…

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**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2011, 12:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtt-2-turtles-for-1-rabbit/56240/82 "2011-01-05T12:04:30Z")

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> [@oily evo](#):
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> i dont know your the weirdo who wants to collect rabbit shit. go to the rabbit store and see if they will accept your trades good luck you’ll need it cause this isn’t Bartertown and the guy who has the role of master blaster is a dick. he does share the same love of homo erotic space docking that you and your bf jean picard have. i gonna go play with my friends rabbits she is selling them soon.

![http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_l2VT7bYUEaY/TRknpUCYkuI/AAAAAAAAQMk/_S87LlmYhH0/s1600/u-mad+%25282%2529.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/9/d/9dc9703a3df875c29e72f68529fc2191240adb8f.jpeg)

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**Author:** ![boxxa](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxxa/32/5045_2.png) [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2011, 12:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtt-2-turtles-for-1-rabbit/56240/83 "2011-01-05T12:44:04Z")

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God I loved this thread.

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**Author:** ![oily\_evo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/oily_evo/32/5448_2.png) [@oily\_evo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/oily_evo)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2011, 8:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtt-2-turtles-for-1-rabbit/56240/84 "2011-01-05T20:28:26Z")

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no im not mad i just dont understand what star trek has to do with turtles and rabbits or why someone would want to get rid of a perfectly good turtle its the fucking winter i mean if you put it outside its gonna die thats fucked up i know they live outside but come on have some heart fuck the rabbit he has fur he can stay warm the turtle he cant do that.

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**Author:** ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2011, 8:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtt-2-turtles-for-1-rabbit/56240/85 "2011-01-05T20:38:22Z")

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Are you for seches chat?

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**Author:** ![boxxa](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxxa/32/5045_2.png) [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2011, 5:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtt-2-turtles-for-1-rabbit/56240/86 "2011-01-06T05:36:21Z")

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> [@oily evo](#):
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> no im not mad i just dont understand what star trek has to do with turtles and rabbits or why someone would want to get rid of a perfectly good turtle its the fucking winter i mean if you put it outside its gonna die thats fucked up i know they live outside but come on have some heart fuck the rabbit he has fur he can stay warm the turtle he cant do that.

Hahahha please tel me your first 7 posts on this board are in this thread going all Pamela Anderson for a turtle.

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**Author:** ![oily\_evo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/oily_evo/32/5448_2.png) [@oily\_evo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/oily_evo)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2011, 6:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtt-2-turtles-for-1-rabbit/56240/87 "2011-01-06T06:09:46Z")

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Uhhh yeah. Pam Anderson is a babe I’d totally wreck that vag.

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**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2011, 7:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtt-2-turtles-for-1-rabbit/56240/88 "2011-01-06T07:41:14Z")

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> [@oily evo](#):
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> Uhhh yeah. Pam Anderson is a babe I’d totally wreck that vag.

that vag was wrecked by age 14 dude…at this point your better off flogging a ziplock bag

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**Author:** ![oily\_evo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/oily_evo/32/5448_2.png) [@oily\_evo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/oily_evo)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2011, 8:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtt-2-turtles-for-1-rabbit/56240/89 "2011-01-06T08:50:39Z")

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Pam is way hotter than the chud I nailed a few weeks ago it’s a good thing I gave her a fake name cause I put it in her ass and went home after. I just wish I top shelved that hiddious Amazonian woman who tricked me into sex. On a more revelant note I went to my friends house and played with her bunnies last night it was fun. One of them bit me  
so I left but not after calling her a dumb bitch and saying she needed to put them  
down.

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**Author:** ![boxxa](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxxa/32/5045_2.png) [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2011, 11:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtt-2-turtles-for-1-rabbit/56240/90 "2011-01-06T11:02:13Z")

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> [@oily evo](#):
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> Pam is way hotter than the chud I nailed a few weeks ago it’s a good thing I gave her a fake name cause I put it in her ass and went home after. I just wish I top shelved that hiddious Amazonian woman who tricked me into sex. On a more revelant note I went to my friends house and played with her bunnies last night it was fun. One of them bit me  
> so I left but not after calling her a dumb bitch and saying she needed to put them  
> down.

Wow. With your level of class I am shocked you don’t get hotter girls.

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**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2011, 11:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtt-2-turtles-for-1-rabbit/56240/91 "2011-01-06T11:03:45Z")

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> [@oily evo](#):
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> Pam is way hotter than the chud I nailed a few weeks ago it’s a good thing I gave her a fake name cause I put it in her ass and went home after. I just wish I top shelved that hiddious Amazonian woman who tricked me into sex. On a more revelant note I went to my friends house and played with her bunnies last night it was fun. One of them bit me  
> so I left but not after calling her a dumb bitch and saying she needed to put them  
> down.

so what you’re saying is that you bang 4’s…at best?

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**Author:** ![oily\_evo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/oily_evo/32/5448_2.png) [@oily\_evo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/oily_evo)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2011, 11:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtt-2-turtles-for-1-rabbit/56240/92 "2011-01-06T11:48:00Z")

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No the chud was a one time thing, my friend bet me that I wouldn’t finger her asshole at the bar so I did and it went from there. My friend had to buy me a drink as a result. The rest of the woman I have put myself inside of think I’m a decent person hahaha I tricked them good. I once banged my roomates sister she was really hot and kind of looked deniese richards before she deflated her boobies. Eazy said it best “I might be a woman beater but at least I’m not a pussy eater”

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**Author:** ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2011, 11:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtt-2-turtles-for-1-rabbit/56240/93 "2011-01-06T11:49:54Z")

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I’m so perplexed as to how this thread turned.

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**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2011, 12:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtt-2-turtles-for-1-rabbit/56240/94 "2011-01-06T12:06:35Z")

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> [@oily evo](#):
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> No the chud was a one time thing, my friend bet me that I wouldn’t finger her asshole at the bar so I did and it went from there. My friend had to buy me a drink as a result. The rest of the woman I have put myself inside of think I’m a decent person hahaha I tricked them good. I once banged my roomates sister she was really hot and kind of looked deniese richards before she deflated her boobies. Eazy said it best “I might be a woman beater but at least I’m not a pussy eater”

I’m not buying it though

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**Author:** ![vq30de](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/9dc877/32.png) [@vq30de](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/vq30de)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2011, 12:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtt-2-turtles-for-1-rabbit/56240/95 "2011-01-06T12:08:14Z")

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Lol

Every bit of that is true.

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**Author:** ![oily\_evo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/oily_evo/32/5448_2.png) [@oily\_evo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/oily_evo)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2011, 12:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtt-2-turtles-for-1-rabbit/56240/96 "2011-01-06T12:32:12Z")

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Next time I’ll take a pic I don’t fuck around or lie. I drive an evo that shoots fire at things do you want me to prove that to? The chud pulled my dick out on the corner of elmwood and Bryant it was funny cause this old man asked her if she needed help.

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**Author:** ![boxxa](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxxa/32/5045_2.png) [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2011, 12:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtt-2-turtles-for-1-rabbit/56240/97 "2011-01-06T12:36:40Z")

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> [@oily evo](#):
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> I drive an evo that shoots fire at things

Now we know hes for real.

![http://30.media.tumblr.com/0LOD7ELvfoudvgxtZVdafYOAo1_500.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/0/c/0c0a0f223f86fc57f020a6abca711dbcbf65a3d2.jpeg)

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**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2011, 12:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtt-2-turtles-for-1-rabbit/56240/98 "2011-01-06T12:45:21Z")

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LOL nice boxxa

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**Author:** ![vq30de](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/9dc877/32.png) [@vq30de](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/vq30de)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2011, 12:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtt-2-turtles-for-1-rabbit/56240/99 "2011-01-06T12:45:37Z")

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![http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v372/vq30dett/3501acb6.jpg](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v372/vq30dett/3501acb6.jpg)

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**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2011, 12:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtt-2-turtles-for-1-rabbit/56240/100 "2011-01-06T12:52:40Z")

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hopefully there were no turtles back there…poor guys

driving an evo that shoots flames doesn’t make you cool… nailing 4s definitely makes you NOT cool

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