# WWII if it was fought online... **URL:** \ **Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [August 12, 2005, 6:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wwii-if-it-was-fought-online/176300 "2005-08-12T18:36:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 6\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Bravada\_442](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bravada_442/32/5982_2.png) [@Bravada\_442](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bravada_442)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2005, 6:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wwii-if-it-was-fought-online/176300/1 "2005-08-12T18:36:39Z")
A modern adaptation of World War II… Here is what it would have been like if it was fought on-line. ## WWII Battlefront ONLINE: * * * _Hitler[AoE] has joined the game._ _Eisenhower has joined the game._ _paTTon has joined the game._ _Churchill has joined the game._ _benny-tow has joined the game._ _T0J0 has joined the game._ _Roosevelt has joined the game._ _Stalin has joined the game._ _deGaulle has joined the game._ Roosevelt: hey sup T0J0: y0 Stalin: hi Churchill: hi Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks! paTTon: more like panzy tanks T0JO: Roosevelt: o this fockin sucks i got a depression! benny-tow: haha america sux Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool? Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever Stalin: cool deGaulle: shit Hitler rushed some1 help Hitler[AoE]: byebye frenchy Roosevelt: i dont got crap to help, sry Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me Roosevelt: get antiair guns Churchill: i cant afford them benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is? paTTon: stfu Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick Eisenhower: i cant do dick til rosevelt gives me an army paTTon: yah hurry the fock up Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded deGaulle: this is fockin weak u guys suck _deGaulle has left the game._ Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k? benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair? benny-tow: did u mess up ur legs AND ur head? Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO T0J0: o no america im comin 4 u Roosevelt: wtf! thats bullshit u fags im gunna kick ur asses T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! Roosevelt: u little biotch ill get u Hitler[AoE]: wtf Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge fockin army Hitler[AoE]: thats bullshit u hacker Churchill: no more france for u hitler Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me! T0J0: wtf u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path Stalin: u arsshoel! WE HAD A FoCKIN TRUCE Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind benny-tow: haha benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon sum1 T0J0: o f0ck i cant help u i got my hands full Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help Roosevelt: yah thats right biznitch im comin for ya Stalin: church help me Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here Stalin: dont be an arss Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late Eisenhower: LOL benny-tow: hahahh oh shit help Hitler: o man ur focked paTTon: oh what now biotch Roosevelt: whos the cripple now _benny-tow has been eliminated._ benny-tow: lame Roosevelt: gj patton paTTon: thnx Hitler[AoE]: eisenhower hax hes killing all my d00ds Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record Eisenhower: Nuts! benny~tow: wtf that mean? Eisenhower: meant to say nutsack finger slipped paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun c0cksocker Stalin: rofl T0J0: HAHAHHAA Hitler[AoE]: u guys are fockin gay Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city _Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated._ benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL Stalin: OMG LMAO! Hitler[AoE]: i didnt click there omg this game blows _Hitler[AoE] has left the game_ paTTon: hahahhah T0J0: my teammates are n00bs benny~tow: shut up noob Roosevelt: haha wut a moron paTTon: wtf am i gunna do now? Eisenhower: yah me too T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships o Eisenhower: fock u paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie Stalin: go to hell paTTon: fock this shit im goin afk Eisenhower: yah this is gay _Roosevelt has left the game._ Hitler[AoE]: wtf? Eisenhower: shit now we need some1 to join _tru\_m4n has joined the game._ tru\_m4n: hi all T0J0: hey Stalin: sup Churchill: hi tru\_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff! tru\_m4n: NUKES! HOLY SHIT I GOT NUKES Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz tru\_m4n: no way i only got like a couple Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets T0J0: wtf is nukes? T0J0: holy shit holyshit hoylshti!!!111 _T0J0 has been eliminated._ _The Allied team has won the game!_ Eisenhower: awesome! Churchill: gg noobs no re T0J0: thats bullshit u fockin suck _T0J0 has left the game._ _Eisenhower has left the game._ Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me for shit Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbarss tru\_m4n: l8r all benny~tow: bye Churchill: l8r Stalin: fock u all tru\_m4n: shut up commie _tru\_m4n has left the game._ benny~tow: o u commie Churchill: ROFL Churchill: bye commie _Churchill has left the game._ _benny~tow has left the game._ Stalin: i hate u all fags _Stalin has left the game._ paTTon: no1 is left paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep _paTTon has been eliminated._ paTTon: o shit! \*paTTon has left the game. edited for Rustang Jim’s preference. ---
**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2005, 7:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wwii-if-it-was-fought-online/176300/2 "2005-08-12T19:08:21Z")
Better if it didnt have these \*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\* ---
**Author:** ![ferrari](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/82dd89/32.png) [@ferrari](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ferrari)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2005, 8:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wwii-if-it-was-fought-online/176300/3 "2005-08-12T20:24:00Z")
haha nice. ---
**Author:** ![Jordons\_Pontiac](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/41988e/32.png) [@Jordons\_Pontiac](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jordons_Pontiac)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2005, 10:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wwii-if-it-was-fought-online/176300/4 "2005-08-12T22:59:43Z")
thats cool. ---
**Author:** ![munster\_ek](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/munster_ek/32/5977_2.png) [@munster\_ek](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/munster_ek)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2005, 4:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wwii-if-it-was-fought-online/176300/5 "2005-08-13T04:03:18Z")
haha. ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2005, 7:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wwii-if-it-was-fought-online/176300/6 "2005-08-13T07:11:00Z")
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