# www.textsfromlastnight.com ftw **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [April 24, 2009, 2:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/www-textsfromlastnight-com-ftw/66730 "2009-04-24T14:53:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![LZ1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@LZ1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LZ1)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2009, 2:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/www-textsfromlastnight-com-ftw/66730/1 "2009-04-24T14:53:43Z")
[http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/](http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/) :lol: ---
**Author:** ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2009, 2:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/www-textsfromlastnight-com-ftw/66730/2 "2009-04-24T14:58:57Z")
(601): How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next? (318): Alcohol? (601): Sex with a fat chick. ---
**Author:** ![dreid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dreid/32/7388_2.png) [@dreid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dreid)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2009, 3:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/www-textsfromlastnight-com-ftw/66730/3 "2009-04-24T15:01:42Z")
what is a perfect wrist rocket??? ---
**Author:** ![66impalass](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/66impalass/32/7429_2.png) [@66impalass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/66impalass)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2009, 3:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/www-textsfromlastnight-com-ftw/66730/4 "2009-04-24T15:12:45Z")
> (515): Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card? > (847): Beat you to it. best one evAr ---
**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2009, 3:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/www-textsfromlastnight-com-ftw/66730/5 "2009-04-24T15:20:01Z")
> (540): is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO? Joe? Walter? Drew? ---
**Author:** ![Geoff](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geoff/32/6104_2.png) [@Geoff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geoff)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2009, 3:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/www-textsfromlastnight-com-ftw/66730/6 "2009-04-24T15:27:19Z")
some of these are really good ---
**Author:** ![Paulo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/paulo/32/7328_2.png) [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2009, 3:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/www-textsfromlastnight-com-ftw/66730/7 "2009-04-24T15:32:30Z")
Awesome site. (917): Come with me and I’ll find you a girl. What’s your type? (212): Vagina ---
**Author:** ![travisn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/travisn/32/5046_2.png) [@travisn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/travisn)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2009, 3:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/www-textsfromlastnight-com-ftw/66730/8 "2009-04-24T15:35:16Z")
its blocked at work, so it must be good… ---
**Author:** ![orzech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/f04885/32.png) [@orzech](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/orzech)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2009, 3:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/www-textsfromlastnight-com-ftw/66730/9 "2009-04-24T15:37:32Z")
(970): Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin. (970): Sure it tastes the same, but it ain’t right. ---
**Author:** ![deebo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deebo/32/5218_2.png) [@deebo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deebo)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2009, 3:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/www-textsfromlastnight-com-ftw/66730/10 "2009-04-24T15:39:27Z")
(970): Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin. (970): Sure it tastes the same, but it ain’t right. LOL (313): Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!! (1-313): “omg awesome!, you do realize we aren’t together anymore” (917): Come with me and I’ll find you a girl. What’s your type? (212): Vagina (706): I think I’m in Tiajuana (404): You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago (706): I could be ---
**Author:** ![deebo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deebo/32/5218_2.png) [@deebo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deebo)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2009, 3:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/www-textsfromlastnight-com-ftw/66730/11 "2009-04-24T15:39:44Z")
fuckin orzech bastard ---
**Author:** ![orzech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/f04885/32.png) [@orzech](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/orzech)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2009, 3:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/www-textsfromlastnight-com-ftw/66730/12 "2009-04-24T15:40:12Z")
muahaha (650): Dear \_\_, it’d be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I’m throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, \_\_\_ ---
**Author:** ![Static](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/static/32/7340_2.png) [@Static](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Static)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2009, 3:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/www-textsfromlastnight-com-ftw/66730/13 "2009-04-24T15:42:14Z")
(323): i don’t know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car. (818): she hot? (323): i don’t wanna talk about it HAHAHA Yes this site rules. Great time waster. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2009, 3:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/www-textsfromlastnight-com-ftw/66730/14 "2009-04-24T15:43:36Z")
(301): I’m sorry my penis didn’t work ---
**Author:** ![orzech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/f04885/32.png) [@orzech](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/orzech)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2009, 3:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/www-textsfromlastnight-com-ftw/66730/15 "2009-04-24T15:43:48Z")
(217): I’m trashed wearing your mom’s snuggie. She says hello. ---
**Author:** ![orzech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/f04885/32.png) [@orzech](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/orzech)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2009, 3:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/www-textsfromlastnight-com-ftw/66730/16 "2009-04-24T15:44:46Z")
> [@deebo](#): > > (970): Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin. > (970): Sure it tastes the same, but it ain’t right. > > LOL > > (917): Come with me and I’ll find you a girl. What’s your type? > (212): Vagina UBER FAIL ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2009, 3:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/www-textsfromlastnight-com-ftw/66730/17 "2009-04-24T15:45:04Z")
(619): i miss you so much (858): i miss you too (858): oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2009, 3:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/www-textsfromlastnight-com-ftw/66730/18 "2009-04-24T15:45:22Z")
LOL ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2009, 3:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/www-textsfromlastnight-com-ftw/66730/19 "2009-04-24T15:46:18Z")
(949): Getting food. Want anything? (1-949): Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce ---
**Author:** ![AngryHero](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/angryhero/32/7495_2.png) [@AngryHero](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AngryHero)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2009, 3:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/www-textsfromlastnight-com-ftw/66730/20 "2009-04-24T15:46:24Z")
(818): Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ? (770): I’ve mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no. [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/www-textsfromlastnight-com-ftw/66730.md?page=2)