# www.textsfromlastnight.com ftw **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [April 24, 2009, 2:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/www-textsfromlastnight-com-ftw/66730 "2009-04-24T14:53:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![deebo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deebo/32/5218_2.png) [@deebo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deebo)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2009, 3:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/www-textsfromlastnight-com-ftw/66730/21 "2009-04-24T15:47:48Z")
> [@orzech](#): > > UBER FAIL you didnt have it up there yet lol it’s cuz i waited longer to post :meh: ---
**Author:** ![orzech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/f04885/32.png) [@orzech](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/orzech)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2009, 3:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/www-textsfromlastnight-com-ftw/66730/22 "2009-04-24T15:49:26Z")
u see the vagina one too… post 7 ---
**Author:** ![deebo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deebo/32/5218_2.png) [@deebo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deebo)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2009, 3:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/www-textsfromlastnight-com-ftw/66730/23 "2009-04-24T15:51:03Z")
:picard: :io: ---
**Author:** ![Paulo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/paulo/32/7328_2.png) [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2009, 4:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/www-textsfromlastnight-com-ftw/66730/24 "2009-04-24T16:03:28Z")
(703): How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn’t even show up to being unemployed on time. Hahahaha. This site is killing me. :lol: ---
**Author:** ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2009, 4:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/www-textsfromlastnight-com-ftw/66730/25 "2009-04-24T16:04:47Z")
This is the new FML haha ILISM ---
**Author:** ![Adictd2b00st](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/adictd2b00st/32/7625_2.png) [@Adictd2b00st](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Adictd2b00st)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2009, 4:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/www-textsfromlastnight-com-ftw/66730/26 "2009-04-24T16:10:47Z")
(864): Um, I don’t know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends. haha ---
**Author:** ![Supraman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/supraman/32/7307_2.png) [@Supraman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Supraman)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2009, 4:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/www-textsfromlastnight-com-ftw/66730/27 "2009-04-24T16:23:25Z")
> [@Adictd2b00st](#): > > (864): Um, I don’t know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends. > > haha hahaha i was just going to post that… :tup: this will do lol (337): Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number…its an emergency ---
**Author:** ![deebo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deebo/32/5218_2.png) [@deebo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deebo)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2009, 4:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/www-textsfromlastnight-com-ftw/66730/28 "2009-04-24T16:25:13Z")
LOL (212): R you on birth control? (1-212): No, why? (212): …no reason (917): I’m not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical. (201): so you were gay…and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay (786): Thats something to write home to mom about (305): Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her (773): When she said “surprise me” I’m positive she didn’t mean “bang my roommate” (312): Prob not but she was surprised ---
**Author:** ![98SS10](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/98ss10/32/7288_2.png) [@98SS10](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/98SS10)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2009, 6:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/www-textsfromlastnight-com-ftw/66730/29 "2009-04-24T18:45:01Z")
Fake. like 99% of the FML crap. when i send hilarious texts late last night theyre usually piss poor spelling, & zero punctuation. ---
**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2009, 7:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/www-textsfromlastnight-com-ftw/66730/30 "2009-04-24T19:03:43Z")
> [@AngryHero](#): > > (818): Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ? > (770): I’ve mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no. OMG im dying lol ---
**Author:** ![BillysRevenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@BillysRevenge](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BillysRevenge)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2009, 7:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/www-textsfromlastnight-com-ftw/66730/31 "2009-04-24T19:06:51Z")
> [@98SS10](#): > > Fake. like 99% of the FML crap. when i send hilarious texts late last night theyre usually piss poor spelling, & zero punctuation. No lie…they are funny to read though. ---
**Author:** ![Coldaccord](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/coldaccord/32/7272_2.png) [@Coldaccord](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Coldaccord)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2009, 7:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/www-textsfromlastnight-com-ftw/66730/32 "2009-04-24T19:32:56Z")
i had an awesome fml and I submitted it and the bastards didn’t even post it up. it was april fools day, and it was way better than the crap they actually posted. and it was real: Today, I got a text from the girl I’ve been seeing; “i don’t think we should see each-other anymore.” I replied with “I’ve been meaning to talk to you about that, but I was going to give you the courtesy of saying it in person.” She replied with “EW IT WAS AN APRIL FOOLS JOKE YOU ASSHOLE!” FML. ---
**Author:** ![98SS10](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/98ss10/32/7288_2.png) [@98SS10](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/98SS10)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2009, 7:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/www-textsfromlastnight-com-ftw/66730/33 "2009-04-24T19:38:59Z")
BAHAHAHa! Awesomely pwned! ---
**Author:** ![dyingtolive15](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dyingtolive15/32/7472_2.png) [@dyingtolive15](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dyingtolive15)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2009, 7:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/www-textsfromlastnight-com-ftw/66730/34 "2009-04-24T19:43:18Z")
> [@deebo](#): > > (706): I think I’m in Tiajuana > (404): You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago > (706): I could be …winner this site kicks ass ---
**Author:** ![travisn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/travisn/32/5046_2.png) [@travisn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/travisn)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2009, 8:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/www-textsfromlastnight-com-ftw/66730/35 "2009-04-24T20:19:53Z")
lol @ local ones: (716): So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go? (1-716): I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her (716): Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild (585): it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident. ---
**Author:** ![Coldaccord](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/coldaccord/32/7272_2.png) [@Coldaccord](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Coldaccord)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2009, 8:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/www-textsfromlastnight-com-ftw/66730/36 "2009-04-24T20:46:48Z")
(845): I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back? (832): I’m sad I can’t be there is wknd, I’m laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit (303): I’m watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex (973): I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I’m passing now? (615): yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom. (702): Bro… we didn’t even hang out last night?? ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gus/32/5112_2.png) [@Gus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2009, 8:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/www-textsfromlastnight-com-ftw/66730/37 "2009-04-24T20:52:05Z")
This site is so fucking funny, but everybody is reading it, so I’m not going to waste a perfectly good cut-and-paste. ---
**Author:** ![PureXTC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/purextc/32/5223_2.png) [@PureXTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PureXTC)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2009, 11:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/www-textsfromlastnight-com-ftw/66730/38 "2009-04-24T23:00:06Z")
If only people in real life, spelled correctly while texting. ---
**Author:** ![travisn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/travisn/32/5046_2.png) [@travisn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/travisn)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2009, 5:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/www-textsfromlastnight-com-ftw/66730/39 "2009-04-25T05:40:54Z")
> [@PureXTC](#): > > If only people in real life, spelled correctly while texting. I always do… ---
**Author:** ![FabesVW](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fabesvw/32/5345_2.png) [@FabesVW](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/FabesVW)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2009, 6:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/www-textsfromlastnight-com-ftw/66730/40 "2009-04-25T06:22:55Z")
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