# www.textsfromlastnight.com ftw **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [April 24, 2009, 2:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/www-textsfromlastnight-com-ftw/66730 "2009-04-24T14:53:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![mike125k](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mike125k/32/7282_2.png) [@mike125k](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mike125k)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2009, 6:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/www-textsfromlastnight-com-ftw/66730/41 "2009-04-25T06:42:28Z")
(214): your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything. (1-214): we’re not divorced. ---
**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2009, 6:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/www-textsfromlastnight-com-ftw/66730/42 "2009-04-25T06:55:44Z")
> [@Coldaccord](#): > > i had an awesome fml and I submitted it and the bastards didn’t even post it up. it was april fools day, and it was way better than the crap they actually posted. and it was real: > > Today, I got a text from the girl I’ve been seeing; “i don’t think we should see each-other anymore.” I replied with “I’ve been meaning to talk to you about that, but I was going to give you the courtesy of saying it in person.” She replied with “EW IT WAS AN APRIL FOOLS JOKE YOU ASSHOLE!” FML. i saw that on there ---
**Author:** ![Coldaccord](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/coldaccord/32/7272_2.png) [@Coldaccord](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Coldaccord)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2009, 6:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/www-textsfromlastnight-com-ftw/66730/43 "2009-04-25T18:43:23Z")
oh shit really? link? or do you mean you saw it on the whiterabbits facebook ---
**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2009, 7:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/www-textsfromlastnight-com-ftw/66730/44 "2009-04-25T19:25:55Z")
lol the white rabbit. no I really saw it on there. no link. ---
**Author:** ![Justin](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justin/32/7459_2.png) [@Justin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Justin)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2009, 9:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/www-textsfromlastnight-com-ftw/66730/45 "2009-04-26T09:46:46Z")
LOL… > [@snip](#): > > (805): Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with? > (1-805): Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info. ---
**Author:** ![deebo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deebo/32/5218_2.png) [@deebo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deebo)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2009, 9:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/www-textsfromlastnight-com-ftw/66730/46 "2009-04-26T09:51:20Z")
lmfao ---
**Author:** ![FabesVW](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fabesvw/32/5345_2.png) [@FabesVW](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/FabesVW)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2009, 4:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/www-textsfromlastnight-com-ftw/66730/47 "2009-04-26T16:26:29Z")
Can I post one from 6pm today? (716) Heafduin ho$me now (1-716) omg you’re retarded drunk (716) Imn walking ---
**Author:** ![boostedhatch](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boostedhatch/32/5327_2.png) [@boostedhatch](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boostedhatch)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2009, 6:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/www-textsfromlastnight-com-ftw/66730/48 "2009-04-26T18:46:36Z")
(518): Hi, this is \*\*\*\*, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs? ---
**Author:** ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2009, 7:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/www-textsfromlastnight-com-ftw/66730/49 "2009-04-26T19:22:12Z")
Idk if mine posted but… (716): Lol, dude I am still drunk from last night I think (1-716): I fell asleep spooning my dog …you know who you are. LOL ---
**Author:** ![Paulo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/paulo/32/7328_2.png) [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2009, 8:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/www-textsfromlastnight-com-ftw/66730/50 "2009-04-26T20:07:53Z")
Hahahahaha. Koa is a good cuddler. ---
**Author:** ![Coldaccord](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/coldaccord/32/7272_2.png) [@Coldaccord](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Coldaccord)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2009, 8:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/www-textsfromlastnight-com-ftw/66730/51 "2009-04-26T20:33:05Z")
> [@Geehee](#): > > lol the white rabbit. no I really saw it on there. no link. I can’t find it. here’s the page it should have been from > **[Your everyday life stories](https://www.fmylife.com/?page=46)** > > Your everyday life stories ---
**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2009, 9:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/www-textsfromlastnight-com-ftw/66730/52 "2009-04-26T21:56:18Z")
(212): Obv we’re gonna bbm each other in bed \<3 ---
**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2009, 10:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/www-textsfromlastnight-com-ftw/66730/53 "2009-04-26T22:01:39Z")
(716) told a guy i was a russian spy and made him give me his id Oh wait that was from Drew… ---
**Author:** ![540guy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/540guy/32/5052_2.png) [@540guy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/540guy)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2009, 10:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/www-textsfromlastnight-com-ftw/66730/54 "2009-04-26T22:02:35Z")
(132): if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder hahahaha! ---
**Author:** ![Coldaccord](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/coldaccord/32/7272_2.png) [@Coldaccord](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Coldaccord)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2009, 2:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/www-textsfromlastnight-com-ftw/66730/55 "2009-04-27T02:04:39Z")
recycled. it’s supposed to be “rape or theft of services” ---
**Author:** ![PsngrSeatsR4Boys](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psngrseatsr4boys/32/3078_2.png) [@PsngrSeatsR4Boys](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PsngrSeatsR4Boys)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2009, 9:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/www-textsfromlastnight-com-ftw/66730/56 "2009-04-27T09:59:10Z")
i love this site. ---
**Author:** ![camarojoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@camarojoe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/camarojoe)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2009, 10:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/www-textsfromlastnight-com-ftw/66730/57 "2009-04-27T10:07:05Z")
(317): I swear to god I’m with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I’ve ever met. She just took me in to share an evening. (317): And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt (503): Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck. ---
**Author:** ![sobo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sobo/32/5267_2.png) [@sobo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sobo)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2009, 10:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/www-textsfromlastnight-com-ftw/66730/58 "2009-04-27T10:14:00Z")
> (703): someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat… > (301): Dude, don’t freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can’t look her in the eye!! > (518): Hi, this is \*\*\*\*, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs? hahaha ---
**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2009, 10:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/www-textsfromlastnight-com-ftw/66730/59 "2009-04-27T10:19:50Z")
(314): U should come over 2nite (1-314): $$$$ (314): R u crazy I am offended (1-314): We totally had this conversation already (314): Ur totally a homosexual or either delusional (1-314): Neither, well maybe the 2nd one a little but def not gay. Plus, you agreed last night (314): First of all that wasn’t last night and secondly I never agreed (1-314): Yeah you did (314): No I told u were crazy and to shut up about it cuz its not happening. Xanax clouds the memory (1-314): No sex then. (314): Y would you act like that esp after u really hurt my feelings by insulting me the last time I saw you (1-314): Sorry for hurting your feelings, but you did agree. You even gave me 5 bucks to seal the agreement (314): Yeah I gave u 5 bucks to bribe u into doin it right then doesn’t mean I agreed to pay u from then on (314): I cannot even believe we are having this conversation, r u crazy? (314): Soo when r u gonna come over? (1-314): $$$$$ (314): How do u figure I shud pay you for something u enjoy doing to? Im waiting to hear your rational answer (1-314): Because people search a lifetime to get paid for what they love doing, especially when they are good at it. I. (1-314): Im really good at making you orgasm, so why not get paid like al other professionals that are being paid good (1-314): Did I mention doctors, lawyers, and oh yeah NURSEs (314): U have an orgasm too did u forget (314): Ur crazy (1-314): I make you have multiple, and secondly the reciprocation of pleasure does not negate payment (1-314): You always say how you don’t have to worry about money, due to your dad. Why is such a big deal (314): Cuz it makes me feel lowwwww (1-314): All lot of things people low. Don’t do it if you don’t feel its right and its immoral (314): R u fucking serious (314): Give me the dick nowwwww ---
**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2009, 10:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/www-textsfromlastnight-com-ftw/66730/60 "2009-04-27T10:26:09Z")
Drew hopefully i will never text you this (586): I mean I can’t believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/www-textsfromlastnight-com-ftw/66730.md?page=2) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/www-textsfromlastnight-com-ftw/66730.md?page=4)