# www.textsfromlastnight.com ftw

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/www-textsfromlastnight-com-ftw/66730>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [April 24, 2009, 2:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/www-textsfromlastnight-com-ftw/66730 "2009-04-24T14:53:43Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 4

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**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2009, 10:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/www-textsfromlastnight-com-ftw/66730/61 "2009-04-27T10:47:22Z")

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(810): I can only date guys with blackberrys  
(810): I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me

\<3

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**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2009, 10:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/www-textsfromlastnight-com-ftw/66730/62 "2009-04-27T10:49:03Z")

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haha

You were bashing people for getting them as a status symbol. If it helps you get pussy, it’s ok in my book.

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**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2009, 11:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/www-textsfromlastnight-com-ftw/66730/63 "2009-04-27T11:17:21Z")

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> [@boardjnky4](#):
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> haha
> 
> You were bashing people for getting them as a status symbol. If it helps you get pussy, it’s ok in my book.

its just funny. i still make fun of people for getting them as a status symbol.

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**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2009, 11:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/www-textsfromlastnight-com-ftw/66730/64 "2009-04-27T11:18:51Z")

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one I just received

(716): I went to take a piss and fell asleep on the shitter  
(716): ☹

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**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2009, 11:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/www-textsfromlastnight-com-ftw/66730/65 "2009-04-27T11:29:47Z")

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you can do better then that.

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**Author:** ![chino](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bcef8e/32.png) [@chino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/chino)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2009, 11:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/www-textsfromlastnight-com-ftw/66730/66 "2009-04-27T11:34:13Z")

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(972): What was that guy’s name that you dated that wore the leotard?

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**Author:** ![focusinprogress](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/focusinprogress/32/7227_2.png) [@focusinprogress](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/focusinprogress)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2009, 11:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/www-textsfromlastnight-com-ftw/66730/67 "2009-04-27T11:37:15Z")

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lol

(617): Did you hit it?  
(616): Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.

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**Author:** ![66impalass](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/66impalass/32/7429_2.png) [@66impalass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/66impalass)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2009, 12:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/www-textsfromlastnight-com-ftw/66730/68 "2009-04-27T12:14:53Z")

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> [@Geehee](#):
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> one I just received
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> (716): I went to take a piss and fell asleep on the shitter  
> (716): ☹

poop nap, they are a great hour break at work

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**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2009, 12:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/www-textsfromlastnight-com-ftw/66730/69 "2009-04-27T12:16:30Z")

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> [@66impalass](#):
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> poop nap, they are a great hour break at work

this was a drunken poop nap, by someone on this board.

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**Author:** ![FabesVW](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fabesvw/32/5345_2.png) [@FabesVW](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/FabesVW)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2009, 12:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/www-textsfromlastnight-com-ftw/66730/70 "2009-04-27T12:34:33Z")

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(716): u want to meet u  
(1-716): I’ve already met me  
(716): lol want to come over and fuclking drinmk

Gotta love those Sunday afternoon drunk texts!

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**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2009, 12:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/www-textsfromlastnight-com-ftw/66730/71 "2009-04-27T12:36:04Z")

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:evolve:

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**Author:** ![FabesVW](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fabesvw/32/5345_2.png) [@FabesVW](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/FabesVW)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2009, 3:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/www-textsfromlastnight-com-ftw/66730/72 "2009-04-27T15:03:51Z")

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(925): Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.

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**Author:** ![LZ1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@LZ1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LZ1)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2009, 3:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/www-textsfromlastnight-com-ftw/66730/73 "2009-04-27T15:16:17Z")

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> [@FabesVW](#):
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> (925): Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.

hmmm I get txts similar to this :roflpicard:

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**Author:** ![FabesVW](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fabesvw/32/5345_2.png) [@FabesVW](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/FabesVW)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2009, 7:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/www-textsfromlastnight-com-ftw/66730/74 "2009-04-28T07:54:08Z")

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Marriage sounds fantastic…

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**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2009, 7:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/www-textsfromlastnight-com-ftw/66730/75 "2009-04-28T07:57:03Z")

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yeah getting married and having kids are definitely the things to do if you want to be cool and enjoy your life…

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**Author:** ![boxxa](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxxa/32/5045_2.png) [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2009, 7:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/www-textsfromlastnight-com-ftw/66730/76 "2009-04-28T07:57:31Z")

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Meh. Its like [BASH.org](http://BASH.org) for the non nerds

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**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2009, 8:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/www-textsfromlastnight-com-ftw/66730/77 "2009-04-28T08:40:06Z")

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> [@Geehee](#):
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> its just funny. i still make fun of people for getting them as a status symbol.

word, but if it helps you get laid…

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**Author:** ![Paulo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/paulo/32/7328_2.png) [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2009, 8:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/www-textsfromlastnight-com-ftw/66730/78 "2009-04-28T08:50:37Z")

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I’m still addicted.

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**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2009, 11:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/www-textsfromlastnight-com-ftw/66730/79 "2009-05-08T11:57:18Z")

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(202): therell be strippers and coke right?  
(703): no strippers. just coke.  
(202): i hate this fuckin recession

(214): I swear she didn’t look like that last week.

(406): When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.

(843): the red head has a bf  
(1-843): just because there’s a goalie doesn’t mean u can’t score

LOL

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**Author:** ![RuBiCaNT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rubicant/32/7622_2.png) [@RuBiCaNT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RuBiCaNT)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2009, 12:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/www-textsfromlastnight-com-ftw/66730/80 "2009-05-08T12:47:30Z")

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> [@Geehee](#):
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> (202): therell be strippers and coke right?  
> (703): no strippers. just coke.  
> (202): i hate this fuckin recession
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> (214): I swear she didn’t look like that last week.
> 
> (406): When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
> 
> (843): the red head has a bf  
> (1-843): just because there’s a goalie doesn’t mean u can’t score
> 
> LOL

Goddamn it Jeff, I was just gonna post that one up top. Hilarious!!

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