# www.textsfromlastnight.com ftw **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [April 24, 2009, 2:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/www-textsfromlastnight-com-ftw/66730 "2009-04-24T14:53:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2009, 1:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/www-textsfromlastnight-com-ftw/66730/81 "2009-05-08T13:01:37Z")
sorry, my coke and hookers thing went off ---
**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2009, 1:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/www-textsfromlastnight-com-ftw/66730/82 "2009-05-08T13:10:02Z")
(859): I’m at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them. (1-859): Well… I doubt that. ---
**Author:** ![FabesVW](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fabesvw/32/5345_2.png) [@FabesVW](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/FabesVW)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2009, 9:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/www-textsfromlastnight-com-ftw/66730/83 "2009-05-09T09:04:50Z")
> [@Geehee](#): > > (843): the red head has a bf > (1-843): just because there’s a goalie doesn’t mean u can’t score :lol: ---
**Author:** ![pdubya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f07891/32.png) [@pdubya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/pdubya)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2009, 9:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/www-textsfromlastnight-com-ftw/66730/84 "2009-05-09T09:20:27Z")
(315): So after we hook up we’re like cuddling and I smell him and he smells like tanning booth (1-315): Ewwwwwwwww, he didn’t shower (315): He doesn’t like to shower (315): Now I have a yeast infection from his tanning juices (1-315): Is he from jersey? ---
**Author:** ![manhagen](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/manhagen/32/7336_2.png) [@manhagen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/manhagen)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2009, 1:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/www-textsfromlastnight-com-ftw/66730/85 "2009-05-10T13:41:53Z")
> (248): So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren’t mine… > (703): oh :mamoru: > (864): and the officer said have you been drinking > (864): and i said NOO SIR. > (864): and he said, I am a woman. > (616): I did the walk of shame to another booty call > (269): I don’t think that should turn me on, but it does > (818): Jake died. > (310): WTF??? That’s how you tell me??? > (818): Oops typo. Jake cried. today is sooo good. please evryone, treat yourself ---
**Author:** ![Paulo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/paulo/32/7328_2.png) [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2009, 6:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/www-textsfromlastnight-com-ftw/66730/86 "2009-05-10T18:30:51Z")
> (480): Do you have any idea why the dryer isn’t working? > (325): Because you touch yourself at night. lol ---
**Author:** ![PsngrSeatsR4Boys](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psngrseatsr4boys/32/3078_2.png) [@PsngrSeatsR4Boys](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PsngrSeatsR4Boys)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2009, 6:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/www-textsfromlastnight-com-ftw/66730/87 "2009-05-10T18:39:21Z")
(909): grandma shit on top of the toilet ---
**Author:** ![97\_B18b1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/9/cdc98d/32.png) [@97\_B18b1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/97_B18b1)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2009, 1:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/www-textsfromlastnight-com-ftw/66730/88 "2009-05-11T01:35:16Z")
(651): Last night while we were having sex, ‘God bless the USA’ started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately… so awkward. ---
**Author:** ![jcruiza120](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b4bc9f/32.png) [@jcruiza120](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jcruiza120)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2009, 5:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/www-textsfromlastnight-com-ftw/66730/89 "2009-05-11T05:06:41Z")
(402): I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card. (316): I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He’s a keeper (785): He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not. hahaha ---
**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2009, 9:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/www-textsfromlastnight-com-ftw/66730/90 "2009-05-11T09:51:30Z")
(916): I hate ducks. (916): What? (916): they’re sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck. (518): Wow… I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: ‘I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine’ this one reminds me of myself ^^ (612): You guys sftrill at mcdondalds!!! (763): Yes. (612): fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria (919): great time with ya sorry i wasn’t one of the three guys you wanted to stay with ---
**Author:** ![91CRXSI](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/91crxsi/32/7247_2.png) [@91CRXSI](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91CRXSI)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2009, 6:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/www-textsfromlastnight-com-ftw/66730/91 "2009-05-11T18:05:08Z")
(269): Pants 0. Shit 1. ---
**Author:** ![tc2357](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tc2357/32/5184_2.png) [@tc2357](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tc2357)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2009, 8:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/www-textsfromlastnight-com-ftw/66730/92 "2009-05-12T20:39:46Z")
(847): i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out…i went into my mom’s room to say goodnight and i don’t remember anything…she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes “whats so funny?” and i go “there are 7 people sitting on my knees” and she goes “doesn’t that hurt?” and i said “no we’re sitting in a bowl” and then i capped it off and said “join the crazy train bro” and passed out. ---
**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2009, 5:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/www-textsfromlastnight-com-ftw/66730/93 "2009-05-18T05:55:27Z")
this made me lol (540): what do you have against ST (1-540): DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS. ---
**Author:** ![Eazy716](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/eazy716/32/7443_2.png) [@Eazy716](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Eazy716)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2009, 9:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/www-textsfromlastnight-com-ftw/66730/94 "2009-05-18T09:33:40Z")
(954): Your an asshole (1-954): Actually, it’s “you’re an asshole” (954): My point exactly lol, perfect for NYSpeed. ---
**Author:** ![LZ1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@LZ1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LZ1)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2009, 9:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/www-textsfromlastnight-com-ftw/66730/95 "2009-05-18T09:35:43Z")
fbrendan? (478): So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis (410): Sounds like a really classy character… (478): He is classy. It was argyle. ---
**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2009, 11:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/www-textsfromlastnight-com-ftw/66730/96 "2009-05-18T11:03:26Z")
you dont want to get that thing sunburned! ---
**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2009, 11:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/www-textsfromlastnight-com-ftw/66730/97 "2009-05-18T11:39:18Z")
(216): Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks. (440): Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf? (216): Holy shit r u serious? How? (440): Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you. ---
**Author:** ![ShiftDead](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shiftdead/32/7508_2.png) [@ShiftDead](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ShiftDead)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2009, 11:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/www-textsfromlastnight-com-ftw/66730/98 "2009-05-18T11:41:40Z")
I wonder if my text made the cut lol ---
**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2009, 11:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/www-textsfromlastnight-com-ftw/66730/99 "2009-05-18T11:42:13Z")
> [@ShiftDead](#): > > I wonder if my text made the cut lol so far no. I cant get anything from 716 approved, wtf. ---
**Author:** ![justa4door](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justa4door/32/7259_2.png) [@justa4door](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justa4door)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2009, 11:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/www-textsfromlastnight-com-ftw/66730/100 "2009-05-18T11:47:39Z")
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